Literary and Educational Supplement. 



27 



Among th* Wits. 



IN LIGHTER VEIN. 



The "summer girl" of southern 

 California is perennial "an all the 

 year round girl." 



Whether there is an open polar 

 sea or not, is an open question. 



Love making is a sit>h-ence. (Not 

 taught in this institution.) 



She — I've been told that you are 

 grave and sedate, hut I'm sure I find 

 you jolly. He — Yes, I lose my spec- 

 ific gravity when you are the center 

 of attraction. — Chicago Post. 



"Papa," haid a talkative little girl, 

 1 am I made of dust?" "No my 

 child. If you were you would dry 

 up once in a while." — Ex. 



Some wag says: There is more 

 talk about culture than there is cult- 

 ure about talk in this country, ' ' rather 

 pun-gent, isn't he? 



The one flag and one tongue con- 

 dition of the world does not seem to 

 be immediately desirable. The fight- 

 ing that must decide which tongue 

 and which flag should prevail would 

 lead to more divisions and worse 

 language. — New 0> leans Picayune. 



This is a iV. Y. Tribune weather 

 joke: Gladys-Maud, aged ten — 

 "Grammar, how y' spell beas'ly?" 



Grandma— "B EASTL V, dar- 

 ling, but it's not a nice word for my 

 pet to use." 



Gladys-Maud — Well, I don't care, 

 I've got to write to mammer and 

 pepper, 'n I want to tell 'em about 

 the weather." 



Grandma — '-Oh, very well, pet." 



The Liver 



When out of order, involves every organ of 

 the body. Remedies for some other derange- 

 ment are frequently taken without the least 

 effect, because it is the liver which is tbe real 

 source of the trouble, and until that is set 

 right there can be no health, strength, or 

 condor; in any part of the system. Mercury, 

 in some form, is a common specific for <„ slug- 

 gish liver; but a far safer and more effective 

 medicine is 



Ayer's Pills. 



For loss of appetite, bilious troubles, consti- 

 pation, indigestion, and sick headache, these 

 Tills are unsurpassed; 



•• For a long time I was a sufferer from 

 stomach, liver, and kidney troubles, expe- 

 riencing much difficulty in digestion, with 

 severe pains in tbe lumbar region and other 

 parts of the body. Having tried a variety of 

 remedies, including warm baths, with only 

 temporary relief, about three months ago I 

 began the use of Ayer's Pills, and my health 

 is so much improved that I gladly testify to 

 the superior merits of this medicine." — 

 Maiioel Jorge Pereira, Porto. Portugal. 



'•For the cure of headache, Ayer's Cathar- 

 tic Pills are the most effective medicine 1 

 ever used."— P. K. dames. Dorchester, Mass 



"When 1 feel the need of a cathartic, 1 take 

 Ayer's Pills, and find them to be more effec- 

 tive than any other pill I ever took."— Mrs. 

 15. C. Grubb, Burwellville, Ya. 



" I have found in Ayer's Pills, an invalua- 

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 kindred disorders, peculiar to miasmatic 

 localities. Taken in small and frequent 

 doses, these Pills 



Act Well 



on the liver, restoring its natural powers, and 

 aiding it in throwing off malarial poisons." 

 — 0. F. Alston. Quitman, Texas. 



"Whenever I am troubled with constipa- 

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 ltock House. Ya. 



" In 1858. by the advice of a, friend, T began 

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 1 had previously tiled, and 1 have used them 

 in attacks of that sort ever since." — H. W. 

 Hersh, Judsonia, Ark. 



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