A GOUTY MAN'S RECOURSE. 



"Mamma, does money make the man?" 



"I am sorry to say it does sometimes, 

 Tommy." 



"Money will make a man go anywhere, 

 won't it?" 



"I suppose so." 



"If it was down in Cuba would money 

 make a man go to raising mangoes?" 



"Don't bother me." 



"Do monkeys eat mangoes, mamma?" 



"I presume so. I wish you wouldn't 

 talk so much." 



"Then if money makes the man go to 

 raising mangoes, and monkeys eat man- 

 goes, don't the monkeys make the mango 

 go " 



Whack! Whack! 



"Ouch!" — Chicago Tribune. 



The sporting editor of a San Francisco 

 newspaper had among his notes an item 

 which said, 



"The young salmon are beginning to 

 run." The next morning the statement was 

 printed on the page that "The young sal- 

 mon are beginning to swim." When the 

 editor asked how it happened the proof- 

 reader said cheerily, 



"That's all right, Billy. You had that 

 mixed up with your turf stuff and I 

 straightened it out for you." 



"But why didn't you let it go as I wrote 

 it?" persisted the editor. 



"I couldn't," was the reply; "who ever 

 heard of fish running?" 



A CALIFORNIA PRIZE. 



Enclosed find negative showing Pacific 

 buck killed August, 1899, by Henry S. 

 Wicker over my hounds. This was an 

 unusually large deer, weighing 167 pounds 

 dressed, 24 hours after killing. It was 

 killed within 15 miles of San Francisco 



AMATEUR PHOTO BY E A. GREEN. 



TAKING HIM HOME. 



on what is known as the San Pedro ranch. 

 The usual weight of this class of deer is 

 100 to 120 pounds, dressed, though one was 

 killed in 1898, over same dogs, weighing 

 164 pounds. Am pleased to see you con- 

 tinue your fight against the game li 

 of which we have a large supply in Cali- 

 fornia. 



E. A. Green, San Francisco. Cal. 



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