Literary and Educational Supplement. 



11 



Among tf|e HJits* 



IN LIGHTER VEIN. 



Isn't this p. q. liar? 



A light head goes with a dark 

 mind. 



As a dentist, Dr. C — , is always 

 equal toothe acheasion. 



Song of the baker — Little Annie 

 Rooney Is My Sweet Tart. — Wash- 

 ington Hatchet. 



Any one who disturbs the atmo- 

 sphere of study, is in danger of rais- 

 ing a breeze. 



1 ' Learn to say no to thyself." It 

 is also well to learn to say it aloud. 



Professor: "Does the question 

 embarrass you?" Student: "No, 

 sir, the question is quite clear; it is 

 the answer that bothers me." — Ex. 



Rare compound of oddity, frolic 



and fun, 

 To relish a joke, and rejoice in a dun! 



— Goldsmith. 



The high school girl graduate, 

 says Chatter, wanted to see a famous 

 man: 



"So this is your ■ ditorial room, is 

 it? 



"Yes." 



I 'And are all these gentlemen ed- 

 itors? 



"Yes." 



"Which one of them is We?" 



II Here's a question," said the In- 

 formation Editor, " that I can't an- 

 swer. The man wants to know 

 'how long girls should be courted?' " 



" Just the same as short girls, " re- 

 turned the Obituary Editor. 



"Mr. Francis Galton is authority 

 for the statement that, among the 

 masses of the population, the brain 

 usually ceases to grow after the age 

 of nineteen." 



Perfectly natural. By the time 

 one is nineteen, he has as much "big 

 head" as nature can stand. 



"John," said his solicitous mother, 

 on his return home for vacation — 

 ' 'What makes you so lazy and list- 

 less?" "Too much commencement 

 exercise/' answered the hopeful. 



PUBLIC SAFETY 



DEMANDS 



That only honest and reliable medicines 

 should be placed upon the market. It can- 

 not, therefore, be stated too emphatically, 

 nor repeated too often, that all who are in 

 need of a genuine Blood -purifier should 

 be sure and ask for 



Ayer's 



Sarsaparilla. Your life, or that of some one 

 near and dear to you, may depend on the 

 use of this well-approved remedy in prefer- 

 ence to any other preparation of similar 

 name. It is compounded of Honduras sar- 

 saparilla (the variety most rich in curative 

 properties), stillingia, mandrake, yellow 

 dock, and the iodides. The process of man- 

 ufacture is original, skilful, scrupulously 

 clean, and such as to secure the very best 

 medicinal qualities of each ingredient. This 

 medicine is not boiled nor heated, and is, 

 therefore, not a decoction; but it is a com- 

 pound extract, obtained by a method ex- 

 clusively our own, of the best and most 

 powerful alteratives, tonics, and diuretics 

 known to pharmacy. For the last forty 

 years, Ayer's 



Sarsaparilla 



has been the standard blood-purifier of the 

 world — no other approaching it in popular 

 confidence or universal demand. Its form- 

 ula is approved by the leading physicians 

 and druggists. Being pure and highly con- 

 centrated, it is the most economical of any 

 possible blood medicine. Every purchaser 

 of Sarsaparilla should insist upon having 

 this preparation and see that each bottle 

 bears the well-known name of 



J. C. Ayer & Co., 



Lowell, Mass. 



In every quarter of the globe Ayer's Sar» 

 saparilla is proved to be the best remedy for 

 all diseases of the blood. L.owell druggists 

 unite in testifying to the superior excellence 

 of this medicine and to its great popularity 

 in the city of its manufacture. 



Ayer's Sarsaparilla 



PREPARED BY 



DR. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass. 



Sold by Druggists. $1, six #5. Worth gS a bottle. 



