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Two colored gentlemen were looking at an alligator. A member of 

 the staff who was standing nearby overheard the following oommonts: 



1st man: " Is he 'phibious? " 



2nd man: " 'Phibiou^! Man, he 'phibioi's as . Bite yuh's 



soon as look at yuh! " 



Says the Sa7i Diego Svn, a propos of Mr. Anthony's suggestion, in 

 a newspaper interview, of the possible existence, far back in the geological 

 age, of a large Antillean continent lying in the Gulf of Mexico and the 

 Caribbean Sea* "It is reported that geologists making a survey for the 

 American Museum of Natural History have discovered a lost continent 

 at the bottom of the Altantic, east of the Panama Canal Zone. Boy, 

 page John D. Rockefeller and ask him if he has lost a continent lately." 



We can't vouch for their truth, but the following rumors are afloat: 

 That Mr. Chapin defines a millennium as the same thing as a centennial 

 except that it has more legs, but desires to obtain further information 

 from Mr. Miner. 



That Dr. Bequaert has a thorough practical knowledge of potatoes. 



That Mr. Schmidt holds that the best way to preserve alligators is to 

 keep them in Florida w^ater. 



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