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Dear One — When you feel downhearted, just remember that in a 

 short time now we'll be sharing that "log cabin" on Broadway. You 



Know Who. 



$.1,000 IN PRIZES! 



Following the lead of one of our j)0|)ular daihes, The Museologist 

 announces a prize limerick contest. Two limericks, each lacking the 

 last line, are jninted below. The large money prize will be equally 

 divided, one-half going to the contributor of the best last line in each 

 case. 



The results of the contest wnll be published in our next issue. 



A FOvSSILIMERICK 



Don't be like the hungry Dinichth^-s — 

 A creature who had the mean trick, this, 

 Of depending for chow^ 

 On his buddies, I vow, 



A SOCIALIMERICK 



The youth was a terrible dancer. 



But he's managed, somehow, to entrance her; 



And when he murmured: "Gee, 



How can you dance with me?" 



All contributions to the ]\Iuseologist should be ad- 

 dressed to the Publicity Committee. 



Help to make this your paper. 



