Page Eleven 



GRIN AND BEAR IT 



It's easy for some people to be good. But some have to struggle for 

 goodness all their lives. Mr. Chubb, for instance, has for years had al- 

 most daily to wrestle with the flesh. 



If you are not already aware of the shortage of cloth, your attention 

 is called to the new uniforms of the attendants. We would suggest 

 overalls for comfort. 



A little boy who was showing great enthusiasm over the wonders of 

 the Museum, suddenly attracted considerable attention by pointing 

 across one of the halls and exclaiming: "Oh, look at that funny thing! 

 What is it?" An obliging attendant who was standing nearby looked 

 in the direction in which the child was pointing, and explained: "That's 

 a member of the staff." 



(We refuse to divulge the name of the attendant — or of the member 

 of the staff.) 



Henry Hundertpfund's cheerfulness is unflagging, in spite of his 

 many ups and downs. 



Heard in a Restaurant 



"Ruth, your left ear shows." 



Waitress : " How did you find the roast beef, sir? " 



Dr. : "Why, I just pushed the potato a little to one side, 



and moved two or three of the peas, and there it was, right underneath." 



PERSONAI.S 



(Messages sent in for this column will be considered strictly con- 

 fidential. They may be contributed anonymously.) 



To R. W. T. — Why do you pay so little attention to me, these days? 

 Answer through this column. Your loving Ducksie. 



To F. H. S. — Can't you do a little better for me next month? 



N. E. Won. 



