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There is iiicreasetl depression in (lerniaiix. We hear that people 

 are not looking up to the mark there. 



Not wanted in the hhrarv: a vohinie of sound. 



From the Kaleigh, X. C, Times: 



"The Ameriean Museum of Natural History is sending an explorei 

 to Asia to search for the missing link. Why not comb Socialist head- 

 (juarters thoroughly before going to .so much expense?'' 



Can any one tell us — 



If the old hoys in the Metropolitan Museum ])lay with the Greek 

 marbles? 



Sandy had been staying with some friends for a month, and while he 

 and his host were out for a walk one day they called at a wayside inn for 

 a drink. His host was about to pay for the order when Sandy stopped 

 him. 



''Xa, na," he said. "I'll not allow it. Ye've been keeping me in 

 everything at yer hoose for a month, and ye've treated me to the 

 theatres, and cab fares, and paid for all the drinks. I tell ye. I'll hae na 

 mair of it; we'll toss for this ane." — Tid-Bits. 



A visitor asked one of our elevator operators which elevator she 

 should go up in. 



"Go up with the good-looking elevator-man. madam.' he replied 

 courteously. 



The visitor looked around, and asked : 



"Are there any more elevators?" 



The Children s Neicspaper of London tells us: 



"The War Museum is .said to be a great succe.ss. If \v(^ must have 

 wars, that is certainly the proper place for them." 



"A restaurant manager announces that, owing to complaints, a 

 watch is kept on his premi.ses. A stop watch, of cour.se: othen^'ise it 

 would go." 



