Page Thirty 



The Plosiosjiur grinned horridly 

 And sai(i: "No doubt you're rif^ht; 



"But take your fingers off my neck 

 "And use them, quick, FOR FLIGHT!" 

 So it did! 



And that's wh\'. 



"What do you work at, my man?" 

 "At intervals, hidy." 



The newspapers say that the cost of hving has decreased 2% within 

 the last few months. What a lot of things we would never know, if it 

 weren't for the newspapers! 



Clergyman: "Peace hath its victories." 



Irreverent one: "What we want nowadays is a victory with it>< 

 peace." 



From The Brooklyn Daily Standard Union: 



"Justice Faber, presiding in the Queens Supreme Court, hearing 

 petitions for citizenship, has secured some interesting responses to some 

 of his questions. Yesterday an Italian came before him. 



'"Who makes the laws?' asked Justice P'aber. 



"'George Washington,' answered the man. 



"'Who is President now?' 



' ' ' Woodrow Wilson . ' 



"'Who was elected President recently?' 



"'Harding.' 



'"Who ran against him?" 



"'Nobody."' 



The Museologist regrets to have to announce that it cannot print 

 any jokes relating to yeast. This is because we are convinced that there 

 are no jokes about yeast which are not already known to everybody, 

 and that owing to the diligence of the yeast researchers there are no 

 possibilities left for new jokes on this subject. 



