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The New Pli\ sioloiiy 

 From (lie Dcfcinbcr MusKOLcxasT: 



" dose to the hearts of each of us." 



C^iriously enough, the unscicnitific we, of all our seientific coinniunity, 

 wiM'c \\\v only ones, so t';ir as we have discovered, who noticed it. 



Another helpful su«i;<i;esti()n for the Third Asiatic Zooloo;ical Expedi- 

 tion has been reported to us: 



An attendant, heinji asked by a bright young visitor where the mis- 

 sing link could be seen, replied: 



" I don't know, (io and see the elevator man." 



That limits \\\c Held of investigation pretty closely. 



Joshua Johnson was being tried for manufacturing A\hiskey. The 

 judge, being in jocular mood, asked: 



"Joshua, are you related to th(^ Joshua of old who made the sun 

 stand still?" 



"No, sah, yo' honah. Ah am no relation of his'n, but Ah"m de real 

 an" 'riginal Joshua wat done made de moon shine." 



\\'e are informed that George Crocco has recently been given the 

 title of House Physician. When it conies to curing the ills of the build- 

 ing, George is there with the plaster. 



It is said that Frank Mtolo's ability as a draughtsman showed to good 

 advantage when he acted as waiter at the Bean Club dinner. 



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 dressed to the Publicity Committee. 



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