Page Seventeen 



Mr. Hoover has boon Si)ring liouso-cloaninji on liis inacliiiio. 



Eddie Wikle is now tho owner of a Franklin four. 



Dr. Lutz is making the acciuaintance of the Ford machine rcn-ently 

 purchased by his de})artinent for use on field trips. 



Andy Johnstone spent two weeks in giving his motor-cycle a thorough 

 manicuring. After that he spent two more days trying to get it to go. 

 At the end of that time, some one suggested that he try some gasoline on 

 her. Andy gave her enough gas to reach the carburetor, and she's been 

 going ever since. 



People are beginning to inquire: ''How do they get those cars? Fd 

 like one mvself." 



Employee Lecture Schedule 



April 13th — Mr. Miner: "Some Phases of Evolution as Shown in 

 the Darwin Hall." 



April 27th — Mr. Miner: A trip through the Darwin Hall. 



May 11th — Dr. Lucas: "Museum Methods Past and Present." 



May 18th — Mr. Coleman: A trip through the Department of 

 Preparation. 



GRIN AND BEAR IT 



" How do the Browns like their new fiat? " 

 "Oh, they have no room for complaint." 



A Southern statesman, touring the country during the recent presi- 

 dential campaign, was the chief speaker at a political mass meeting held 

 in a middle-western city. As a courtesy to the Southerner, the local 

 band played "My Old Kentucky Home," with much feeling. The 

 Southerner was touched by the performance. Seeing that the gentle- 

 man beside him was also apparently greatly moved, he asked : 



"Are you a Southerner, too?" 



"No," replied the man. "Fm a musician." 



