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GRIN AND BEAR IT 



The Caveman and the Interglacial Maid 



Kang was a Caveman, rough and raw, 

 With a Piltdown skull and a Heidelberg jaw 



And a coat of reddish hair; 

 He shot the Moose with the flint-tipped arrow. 

 He cracked the bone and he sucked the marrow 



He slept 'most anywhere. 



"When a rude Rhinoceros he found, 

 Or a shaggy Mammoth slashing round, 

 Or a predatory Bear, 



