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Lady: " It must bo dreadful to be shut up in prison. " 

 Convict: "Oh, it ain't so bad. They only have visit in '-day. s oncet a 

 month.'' 



The very stylish young; lady fluttered into the drug store, and 

 haughtily demanded of the elerk: 



"Have you any tele})hone booths?" 



" Yes, mi.ss," replied the clerk briskly. " How many do you want?" 



Tell Him Now! 

 If with ])leasure you are viewing an}' work a man is doing, 



If you like him or you love him, tell him now; 

 Don't withhold your approbation till the parson makes oration, 



And he lies with snowy lilies o'er his brow; 

 For no matter how you shout it, he won't really care about it; 



He won't know how man}' teardrops 3'ou have shed; 

 If you think .some prai.se is due him, now's the time to slip it to him; 



For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead. 



More than fame and more than money is the comment kind and sunny, 



And the hearty warm approval of a friend; 

 For it gives to life a savor, and makes you stronger, braver. 



And it gives 3'Ou heart and spirit to the end. 

 If he earns your praise bestow it; if you like him let him know it; 



Let the words of true encouragement be .said; 

 Do not wait till life is over and he's underneath the clover; 



For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead. 



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