M ISCELLAiNEOUS 
Free Vaudeville. 
A vaudeville show is an unnecessary 
feature in the life of the Little School- 
teacher. In her classroom she gets out 
of life what she considers more than 
her share of fun. I'll e first examination 
of the year brought forth the follow- 
ing illuminating answers, which she 
feels she must share with less fortunate 
folks : 
A permanent set of teeth consists of 
eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars 
and four cuspidors. 
Bacteria is distributed by drinking 
after people and by all means chewing 
their gum. 
Franklin went to Boston carrying all 
his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of 
bread under each arm. 
The alimentary canal is in the north- 
ern part of Indiana. 
Sixty gallons makes a hedgehog. 
Dew is caused by the swetting of the 
earth. 
I he stomach forms a part of the 
Adam’s apple. 
Hardships suffered by the Southern- 
ers after the Civil \\ ar : 1 he wives of 
aristocrats and of gentle birth patiently 
made their husbands’ trousers out of 
their own. 
The hair keeps things from getting 
into the brain. 
The nails would get very long if we 
did not bite them off occasionally. 
Gender shows whether a man is mas- 
culine, feminine or neuter. 
The three heavenly bodies are the 
Father. Son and the Holy Ghost. 
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was 
born in Portland, Me., while his par- 
ents were travelling on the Continent. 
He made many fast friends; among the 
fastest were Alice and Phoebe Cary. — 
New York Sun. 
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Church — Who’s your friend you 
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Gotham — Oh, that’s Prof. Stargazer, 
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“He looks disappointed.” 
“He is.” 
“Looking for a new star, I suppose?” 
“No; for a new house.” — Yonkers 
Statesman. 
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