FOR 
HOMES NEAR 
TO NATURE 
AND 
EVERYWHERE ELSE 
CONSULT 
J (FsIiF F- Smith 
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE 
442 Atlantic Street, Opposite P. O. 
GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT 
has good transportation facilities to 
New York. You can buy or rent to 
good advantage and enjoy living by 
the water or among the hills to the 
utmost satisfaction. 
I have for Sale 
Elegant Country Estates, Shore and Inland 
Residences, Farms, Acreage, Cottages and 
Building Sites. Also a number of selected 
Furnished Residences and Cottages to Rent 
in all locations. 
Stamford, 
Connecticut. 
Wonld be pleased to have 700 call or write. 
Laurence Timmons 
Phones 2916 and 2917, Stamford 
Not Experienced in Raising Pets. 
Frederick was sitting on the curb, 
crying, when Billy came along and 
asked him what was the matter. 
“Oh, I feel so bad ’cause Major’s 
dead — my nice old collie !” sobbed 
Frederick. 
“Shucks !” said Billy. “My grand- 
mother’s been dead a week and you 
don't catch me crying.” 
Frederick gave his eyes and nose a 
swipe with his hand and, looking up 
at Billy, sobbed despairingly: 
“Yes, but you didn’t raise your 
grandmother from a pup.” — Harper’s 
Magazine. 
Joke on Long-Haired Man. 
A long-haired man met a little boy, 
who asked him the time. 
“Ten minutes to 9,” said the man. 
“Well,” replied the boy, “at 9 o’clock 
get your hair cut.” and he took to his 
heels and ran, the aggrieved one after 
him. 
Turning a corner the man ran into a 
policeman, nearly knocking him over. 
“What’s up?” asked the policeman. 
Tel. 456 Opp. Depot Greenwich, Conn. 
The man, very much out of breath, 
said : 
“You see that young urchin running 
along there? He asked me the time. 
I told him, ‘Ten minutes to nine,’ and 
he said, ‘At 9 o’clock get your hair 
cut !’ ” 
“Well,” said the policeman, glancing 
at his watch, “what are you running 
for? You’ve got eight minutes jet.” 
— New York Globe. 
“Fishing” on the Right Side! 
A fisherman sat in the shadow of a 
stone wall on the bank of a creek, pa- 
tiently waiting for a fish to take the 
bait. Just above a sign on the wall 
which read “Insane Asylum” sat an- 
other man just as patiently watching 
him. Finally he asked: 
“Caught anything?” 
“No.” 
“Had any bites?” 
“No.” 
“How long you been fishing?” 
“Three or four hours.” 
“Come over on this side.” — Every- 
body’s Magazine. 
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