quences of vice and folly? Such young men 
are impelled by the pride of wealth, which 
enables them to be irregular; or by the pride 
of daring to be vicious-, or by example; or 
by evil habits contracted at Eton or Weft- 
minfter. Both thefe are noble inftitutions; 
they are upon the whole well regulated; but 
the beft regulations and the moft fevere atten- 
tion of the mafters, will never prevent ju- 
venile debauchery, fo long as parents are fo 
foolilh as to furnifh their children with 
the means. 
We expect you to dinner to morrow. 
By obferving the following directions, you 
may avoid the extreme dirt of our village. 
s 
TO Trumpington tramping to vifit theDodor, 
Which fare you may do without dread of a Proctor, 
The village when juft you begin to approach, 
Before you arrive at the Horjes and Coach, 
Lo! a path on your right to gain which, with- 
out fail 
Clap your hand on the poft and fkip over the rail. 
Then follow your nofe 'till you come to the church, 
And thus you will leave all the mud in the lurch. 
You now muft proceed to the fouth of that fteeple 
Whofe five brazen tongues call, in vain, the deaf 
people. 
Behold, 
