If you find your health is failing, 
And you need a little rest, 
A trip to Arizona 
I am sure would suit you best. 
Just drop the cares of business. 
And forget your aches and ills: 
Try pure air and lots of sunshine, 
As a substitute for pills. 
Now, if you’re undecided 
And don’t know where to go, 
Just write to Bass, the Canyon 
Guide, 
Because he’s sure to know; 
His camps are full of interest. 
His trails are built with care, 
With rigs or Saddle Animals, 
We will safely take you there. 
He knows the points of interest. 
Up and down on either side, 
He has horses, mules and autos. 
And you can walk or ride. 
You can cross the Colorado 
On a cable every day — 
The River may be raging. 
But it cannot block the way. 
