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R ;•£•:. .3 oats of the Krum Elbow District along the Hudson River 
re so in wrath today in protest against their new neighbor, 
the Negro evangelist , Father Divine • Complexions turned purple 
anc. neol-is swelled under Patrician collars when it was learned 
that the squat , bald colored man who never has contradicted his 
followers assertions that Cod had bought the new ’’Heaven" , was 
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within a stone’s throw o? c President Roosevelt ’ s Hyde Park 
hone. The seller of the Krum Elbow property is a former friend 
of the President, Howland Spencer. Spencer recently decided 
that the ne w deal was not his kind of politics. He grew hitter 
in protest against the new deal practices and now his crowning 
gesture has been the sale of his Krum Elbow property to Father 
Divine. Said Spencer /’Father Divine’s economic theories are 
sounder than President Roosevelt’s.- This selling of ray Krum 
Elbow nropertv to Father Divine might he one of those social • 
experiments they talk about so much in Washington.” Meanwhile, 
Father Divine lost no time in taking advantage of his new 700 
acre Heaven. Already he has Planned a fish fry on the property 
next Sunday. It was believed hardly probable that the aroma of 
frying fish and the exclamations of the disciples of the evan- 
gelist would prove pleasing to Krum Elbow society. 
Mo sco v/ : 
Secret Police to Id ci drama tic story tonight of the capture of 
two Red army fliers who attempted to desert with their air- 
plane. The two aviators had received orders to make an aerial 
survey of the region near Lake Peipus, on the Estonian border. 
Police said the airmen filled their tanks with gasoline and 
attempted to fly across the border into Estonia. The Secret 
Police learned of the deserting plot after the men took to 
the air and six Soviet pursuit planes took up the chase. The 
fugitives were forced to land inside the Russian border. The 
police said ono of tho non attempted to commit suicide. Both 
aviators were tried by a court martial and shot for attempting 
to desert with a military plane. 
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Pilot Sergeant Ernest Brown of Chicago was killed to day win n a 
Marine scout plane crashed near Raleigh. Aviation Cadet Jens 
Agerback of Ncrthfield, Minn., escaped injury when he jumped 
to safety with a parachute ; The plane was one of a squadron 
of 12 flying from Quant ico, Va. , to Paris Island, S.C. 
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It rained in YJrync sburg today and the town druggist, Byron Daily, 
got two new hats in bets he made with a salesman and an auto- 
mobile dealer. It has rained on July 29th in Muyncsburg every 
year except throe for the past 65 ?/ears. Daily has been betting 
on the rain for the past 11 years and has won bets ten times 
out of the cloven years, i'hc only time he lost, he lost his 
shirt, literally. 
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