EVENING PRESS NEWS 
22 JULY 1938 
OF INTER EST TO P0LLY770GS 
ATTENTION POLLYUOGS! 
All pollywogs are advised to study first aid treatments 
as prescribed in the Landing Force Manual*.'* /. . . It is 
recount rduo that particular attention • te given to first aid 
ti ea ' ' t- at ;■ cue chock. fainting, burns, fractures, and elec- 
tr ou.A-lon ... Al t fKiUmwogs tttso be Droid. eierit in administerin 
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hand and log irons and ”dog collars . 
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Turpentine and paint- remover . . . Erom the second 
t tc the Royal Painter at midnight on the port 
3. Various Salves and soothing bintments (as necessary) 
Erom shin’s service store. 
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Legal 
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advice pertaining to last wills and testaments 
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LAKENT OF A POOR PITIFUL POLLYUOG 
A lament there shall be for every occasion, 
Lest its pomp shall suffer of sheer degradation, 
And out of this Tennyson Uordsworth combined, 
A poetic qualm shall rise so refined. 
It's bitter it’s cussed it’s uttor delusion 
To render sweet phrases in dire confusion. 
Yet ’nil all this bickering banter and stuff, 
I'll take pen in hand and write 'till enough! 
'Till enough 'is said in regards to our plight; 
Vie creatures, we Poi.'iywogs , straining in sight, 
Just to behold one non flit of Justice, 
From dignified fuels, £'h oil backs , so help us! 
For who be t he s e 
These bane, sole 
Of evil content 
And easily res; 
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, tr.ese bally inc'.ictors, 
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all are confiders 
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juget; thoir whole motley clan. 
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e infidel's plan! 
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Some plan be it said r 
Of wacky, cont enp t a o u . v 
No principle; logic o; 
They turn to, whe re bo 
1 monkish delusion, 
, damned corny infusion, 
o /on fair judgement 
h ho r e c o n sol eme nt ? 
I crave no desire or mere intimation 
To humble this horde with intimidation; 
Yet let it be said for time immemorial , 
Their numbers will stench in pages historian 
