STATION KWCW 
(WE CAN’T WIN) 
A LOTTA WATTS - BROADCAST BAND 1001 1/2 KCS. 
TRANSMITTING AND BROADCASTING STATION 
ON THE QUARTERDECK OF THE 
UNITED STATES SHIP HOUSTON 
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Saturday, 6 August 1938 
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Ship’s Service Organization, Ltd. takes great pleasure in 
presenting for its many patrons the following: 
PROGRAM 
I. THEME SONG 
Hillbillies and the Houston PRESIDENTES. 
II. BOB BURNS 
H. D. Segars. 
III. “CAPITAL SHIP” 
Hillbillies. 
IV. “POOR MABLE” 
A Mellow-Drammer in three Acts By R. E. Collins. 
Presented By the Houston Happy Art Players: 
G. J. Sullivan; R. E. Collins; and Ens. W. C. Leedy 
V. “MY DREAM OF THE U.S.A.” 
C. L. Putnam. 
VI. NOVELTIES 
T. J. Perry and C. E. Osborne. 
VII. “CATHEDRAL IN THE PINES” 
Ray Kelly. 
VIII. MEDLEY OF OLD SONGS 
Hillbillies. 
IX. 
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X. 
DOUBLE EXPOSURE” 
A Modern Drama of Love According to the Law. 
In one Act and Three Scenes: 
Presented By 
THE HOUSTON HAPPY ART PLAYERS: 
Mr. I. B. Barren.. Lt. A. A. Ageton 
Mr. P. Lenser Ens. C. S. Minter 
Representative of Kiddie Kamera Korporation 
Mrs. I. B. Barren..... ....Ens, B. Johnson 
Mr. 0. Fischel Lt. J. A. Holbrook 
Representative of the Government 
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FINALE 
THE CAST 
ANGUS McWHIFFLE WORTH.. 
A. M. Albers 
OIL POIKINS A. D. Guglietti 
THE HILLBILLIES— T. J. Perry, C. E. Osborne, 
II. D. Segars, R. Kelly, C. W. Hjelm 
HOUSTON PRESIDENTES The Band under 
Leadership of Chief Bandmaster C. W. Haslup 
SOUND AND LIGHTING EFFECTS Elect. C. W. Wallace 
ANNOUNCER -Lt. A. A. Ageton 
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR— Ensign W. C. Leedy 
STAGE EFFECTS... ....Ens, M. H. Buaas, Ens. J. C. Jonson 
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