File No. 
PDQ,- 13/Foo 
U.S.S. HOUSTON 
Royal Barracks 
From: Royal Director of Side Boys. 
To : Pollywogs , Fifth Class. 
Subject: Side Boy Duties. 
1. The U.S.S. HOUSTON will enter the Royal Realm 
of Neptunus Rex on Monday 25 July, 1938. In order that 
appropriate honors shall be rendered His Majesty, side boys 
are detailed as follows: 
Commander ALDEN P5c 
Lieut-Condr SNEDAKER P5c 
Lieut-Comdr PEACHER P5c 
Captain GERARD P5c 
Lieutenant FOLEY P5c 
Lt(jg) MC DONALD P5c 
Lt(jg) DAVIS P5c 
Lt(jg) SCHLACK P5c 
2. Uniform for side boys will be Undress White with 
sidearms . 
3. Do not fail to be on deck, 
Or you'll have a broken neck. 
Do not fret and do not figit, 
Lest the electric chair make you rigid. 
Right Hand Salute, 
Royal Director of Sideboys. 
