arrived in Samoa on the 8th and 4 beery days later 
departed. Despite other demands at least one member hit 
every bar in town every day. 
Birds » Local informants said they were present but we didn't 
see any. 
Blood : Running all over the place. Boiling top. 
Reptiles : Aptly describes most females; other half falls 
under axes. 
Banding : Band-aids on Larry. 64 strings of No. 3 bands 
traded to the locals. 
Mammals : Humans — only one sex, male; this split into 
males and imitation females. A near (but not very) human 
species seems to consist exclusively of females. Survey of 
6 miles of tropical stream revealed no Polynesians* (females) 
Believe they are extinct. 
S.I. Personnel : After latest round of mail from S.I. 
everyone downed a few more drinks for the long *$[/]dV* 
road back to the islands. 
