MOORE’S RURAL NEW-YORKER: AN AGRICULTURAJj ANI) FAMILY JOURNAL. 
THE BROKEN HOITSEHOLD, 
BY MISS ALICE CARY. 
Vainly, vainly, memory seeks 
Round our father’s knee, 
Laugliing eyes and rosy cheeks 
Where they used to be; 
Of the circle once so wide. 
Three are wanderers, three have died. 
Golden-haired and dewy-eyed, , 
I’mttling all the day, , 
Was the baby, first that died; 
O ’twas hard to lay , 
Dimiilcd hand and check of snow 
In tho grave so dark and lowl 
Smiling back on all who smiled. 
Ne’er by sorrow thmlled. 
Half a woman, half a child, 
W'as the next God called! 
Then a grave more deep and wide 
Made they by the baby’s side. 
Wlion or where the other died 
Only heaven can tell; 
Treading manhood’s path of pride 
Was he when he fell; 
Ilaply thistles, blue and rod, 
Bloom about liis lonesome bod. 
I am for the living throe 
Only left to pray; 
Two are on the stormy sea; 
Farther still than they, 
Wanders one, his young heart dim, 
Oftenest, most, I pray for him. 
Whatsoe’er they do or dare. 
Wheresoe’er they roam, 
Have them. Father, in thy care, 
Guide them safely home; 
Homo, O Father, in tlie sky, 
Where none wander, and none die. 
Other dress, or piece of ribbon, or lace, and unchangeable man of business the same 
observed that he often turned over other agreeable, civil servant of his customers, 
customers to another clerk, to wait upon her. She took him on another tack, 
and she managed generally to be rather dif- “ You seem to be doing a large and prof- 
“No—I beg your pardon — my business (([yfinifr 
is now* with vouand began to explain. c V 
“ I never trust myself with business; here -^-—-— -- 
comes the o-entloman_mv former ffuard- The Arithmetical Questions, Enigmas and other 
comes me gentleman ray loi m er g uai u inserted in this department, will stand 
ticult to suit • but. thouo'h their eyes often itable business ?—You may cut me on two lan and man ot Dusiness. over tw o weeks to give the juveniles an opportunity 
pmiLI not vards of that ribbon ” They were introduced and walked apart toexercisetheiringcnuity,and timetoanswer.— 
met m conveisation, she could not nattei yards OI mat riooon. WTTtTAxtanxr vplotcd tho tranenefion All questions communicated for tins corner must be 
herself that she had made any impression. “ Yes madam, my employers are pretty Williamson related the tiansaction. accompanied by the answer, and ordinarily p. p.— 
He was the same imoCTt.nrable. civil. aPTCe- well satisfied.” “ It is some of Lillia S operations, said vve solicit contribution.s for tliis department, which, 
He wms the some imnei-turable civil a«Tee- well satisfied.” H is some OI IiILLIA S operations, saia Wc solicit contributioms for tins depart...ci.v, 
“ The. you arc not the plneipal - Mr. F. - I only know that she asked me for «... 
under all the variations of ladies whims. “ Oh no, madam, only the agent” five hundred dollars this monung, and 1 -—-— 
When she regained her carriage, she so- “ Why, with your ability and popularity gave it to her. . • Tor the Rural Now-York 
loquized: “ Well, this man is made of stone, as a dealer, don’t' you go into business on “ How is this. Miss; yoii gave tins gentle- GEOGRAPHICAL ENI 
Has he a heart_can I trust mine. It is your own account ?—I’ll take those gloves.” man five hundred dollars for fifty this morn- acrqstical —on cou-stie? 
plain he is of northern blood — cold, cold as “Want of means madam in the first place, ing, and his business here is to correct the ^ composed of 23 letters. 
chastity. I am a fool, and must master this and-” error; a very honest and lionoi able bans- lyjy j 02, 9,11, 15 , 17 , is a county in 
feeling.” She felt the symptoms of hysteria “You have a family ?—You may cut a actioiL My 2, 21, 22,11, (>, 13 , “ ‘‘ ‘‘ 
in he? throaty but by a strong exertion of pattern of that silk.” “ Well, that is a piece of carelessness that J y 3 , J, 14 , ,0, 11, ,, 
will overcame it, and ordered the coachman “ No, madam, I have not that happiness.” I am not very proud of I have no explan- 3- ^i’, 11 19 , 3 , 17 , . 
to drive faster. “ Indeed, that alters the case; veiy few ation to give. Here is lus bill, made out to My e, 22, 19 , 2, ;; ;; ;;. 
Not long after, a cousin of hers — ayoung- young single men succeed in this dissipated Mrs. hisciiER; aviU you be so good as to 3 ’ 33 ’ 17 ^ <. « 
erly lady w'ho was married to a planter up city.—Those two pair of liose. It seems liquidate if. It seems the gentleman is ae- j,jy 32^ 19, arc the three first lettei 
the river—came down to spend the winter, they need either the plague, or blessing of tenmned to have me married, wnet ler in Ohm. ia a county ir 
X)ne fine day Miss Ghenv/lle said to her a wdfe.” . 1 or no. If he has no further business, I My JJ, {h 11 - 19 ,^ 3 , G, is county 
cousin— She saw that she tvas getting into deep bid him a good morning. My 12 , 28 , 14 , 29, are the four first let 
For the Rural New-Yorker. 
GEOGRAPHICAL ENIGMA. 
ACROSTICAL — ON COUNTIES. 
I am composed of 23 letters. 
My 1,22, 9, 11, 15, 17, is a county in Ne\Y York. 
.My 2, 21, 22, 11, G, 13, “ “ “ Georgia. 
Aly 3 ; 19,14, 20, 1, 14, “ “ " Missouri. 
My 4, 12, 19, 7, “ “ “ Ohio. 
My 5, 21, 11, 19, 3, 17, “ “ “Arkansas. 
Mv fi 20 19 2. “ “ “Pennsylvania. 
My 7 ’, 22 ’ 19,’ 6,. “ “ “ New York. 
My 3, 14. 23, 1.5, 17, “ “ “Pennsylvania. 
Mv 9, 22 ' 19, arc the three first letters of a county 
“ Come Lisette, put on your things, and water, with dangerous ciuTent^, out some “ Oli, I beg your pardon, my deiu young i 3"^7 county in Arkansas, 
take a ride; I have some little shopping to invisible influence forced her on. It was as lady not tyithout your full consent, whicJi 3 ^^ county in Virginia, 
do, and I will show you the lions of the safe to wade through as turn back, so she I trust to gam; and may I be permitted to My 15 , 2 , 11 , 5 , arc the four first letters of a county 
city”—Avliich, Avith ladies generally, cspcci- said Avithout reflection : friend I mentioned as possessing the ^ ^^in Kc^ntucAy^^ ^ county in New Jersey, 
ally if they have a countiy cousin with them, “I suppose you do not lack the means means, Avhctlier lie Avoiild like to assist a jyjy jy ’14 19 ^ 22 , arc the four first letters of ucoun- 
means (he handling and mussing of half tho and ability in^tbat respect alsor- fau-youngdady out of her unhappy state of ty 1.. Virgin™. ^ 
Aly 10, 21, 11, 19, 3, G. is a county in Missouri. 
My 11, 12, 8 , 19, 5, '“ “ “Virginia. 
My 12, 28, 14, 20, are the four first letters of a coun¬ 
ty in Georgia. 
a.sk the friend I mentioned as possessing the 
full consent Avhich Arkansas, 
mil consent, aauiui 3 ^^ ^ county m Virginia. 
I be permitted to My 15’ 2 it, 5 , arc the four first letters of a county 
in Kentucky. 
My 18, 14, 11, G, 18, is a county in New Jersey. 
silks and laces in tOAvn. That question Avaked him up. lie Avas single blessedness ? My 19 ’22, 8 , 19, 3,‘‘ “ " “ Georgia. \ 
A fashionable shop is a great shoAv case, taken all aback for a moment, and 'almost “ Unhappy! —that is rather cool, and ]y,y 39 ^ 49 ^ 31 ^ 31 ^ 02 , 14 , is a county in N. York. < 
in which well dressed ladies show them- ruined a cambric handkerchief in cutting it gratuitous—-but I don’t know as I can pre- Jfr ~b 14 7 , 22 , is a comity in \ 
selves ofij and exhibittheir graces and knoAvl- ofiF. a ent youi a.sking. Nc’w’Y’ork. ( 
edffc of fashions and fashionable articles.— “ That depends, madam, whether you “ Well, hut will you tolerate me in report- My 23, 21 , 3, arc the three first letters of a county 
Ittu constitutional failing of the sex-in- mean physical or moral, but it Ls a subject ing progress immediately after I loam the ‘ ! 
dulffcd in often thoughtlessly, at the expense that 1 do not permit myselt to think about lacts. a i e • 1 a tion of high repute in one of the States of this < 
of the time and damage to the dealer’s goods Seeing clearly that he took lier for a mar- “Oh, not immediately —you frighten me w. ^ 
ai._a :u j. /aC 4lara nrravirion dm vnufiivctl ntmin -tllCV AA'OUld liot SPOll foi’ U mOUth. rt-F A nswoT in two wcclls. ( 
ty in Virginia. 
My 18, 2, 19, 1, 5, is a county in Tennessee. 
akea mm up. lie AAUB feinj-ie uicBovunvco. Mv 19 22 8, li) 3 , “ “ “Georgia, 
a moment, and'almost “Unhappy! — that is rather coo!, and My 2o’19’21,1,’21, 22, 14 , is a county in N. York, 
andkerchief in cutting it gratuitous-but I don’t know .is I can pre- M, 2t, >1. i„ 
vent your asking.” ^ ’n4’\v Y'odi ’ 
“ r u u dulged in often thoughtlessly, at the expense that I do not permit myself to think about” iacts . 
litEriirU -^QIlU 3xli0fr of the time and damage to the dealer’s goods Seeing clearly that he took her for a mar- “ Oh, not immediately— yi 
4 ' ’ — that Avill test the patience of the most en- ried Avoman, she ventured agiun they Avould not spoil for a 
For the Rural New-Yorker. 
THE THREE BEST INVESTMENTS IN THE 
BUSINESS OF LIFE: 
HONESTY, PATIENCE, AND CIVILITY. 
A YOUNG MAN ill NcAV Oilcaus had charge 
of a large stock of fancy goods, a.ssLsted by 
three or four clerks. The stock was sent on 
by an cxtensiA'c jobbing house in Ncav York, 
for rctoiling during the fall and Avinter months. 
The young man’s name Avas Williamson, 
tlie son of a highly respectable ship-master, 
whose vessel was lost, on the South Ameri¬ 
can Coast, and himself and crcAV perished 
with it—leaving a Avife, son, and daughter 
pennyless. The son, educated for one of 
the professions, had to take employment as 
a clerk,— Avhich occupation he had follow¬ 
ed for some years. His employers, finding 
him honest, industrious and expert at his 
during good nature. ‘ “ My dear sir, excuse me, but permit me 
“ Lisette, come, I have an experiment to to a.sk the reasoiL” 
tiy. We have a merchant in toAvn who is “ Poor and unknown, Avithout character 
called the patient man-, I am going to test or standing, Avith a mother and sister to sup- 
i liis capacity in that line, and you must help poi-t, and notions perhaps above my station 
j nie.^’ in bfe, it Avould be madness.” 
“ Say a day ?” 
“ No.” 
“ A Aveek ?” 
“Well, a Aveek be it.” 
So Williamson took leave, and Lillia 
called a council of her mother, cousin, and 
“ I hope you are not going to lead me into “I M-ill take that shaAvl. Speaking of Mr. I .— and made an expose of her Avhole 
any mad-cap project” means, I think I knoAV a person that Avould ^leart, being quite, sure of a favorable resu t 
“ No, no, trust me, AA-e Avill come off con- be ^kd to assist you. If you have any such week, YVilliamson dined at 
querors and Avith flying colors.” vicAvs, I will speak to Mr. Fischer on the 1 '-’® fr'® ^Yening, Avhen a 
“ Wkll, aliens —remember I am not quite subject; he has money not in use. I think general partnership Avas agreed upon, un- 
au fait at shopping experiments.” -vvell of vour business talent application and ‘^r the iinn of A\ illiamson and Company 
They entered the store, and directly en- habits. * I Avill, Avith your liberty, see you she being the company and the sleeping 
[Tcd Williamson’s attention, and began at ao-ain on the subject” partner, as the mercantile phrase hiLs ih and 
rx olnnrf lAnl/lno* nt. Irtt-x/l rv^«Arl•l>v» tllC <ictn C OllG. It DCCclTIlC fl> ITlObt TC" 
[jy Answer in two weeks. 
POBHCAL ENIGMA. 
A gentleman two daughters had, 
And both were very fair, 
A purse of money, t’was in gold, 
lletween them ho did share. 
’I’heir shares just eighty thousand make 
Wlien multiplied together; 
'J'heir squares two hundred thousand are 
When added to each other. 
The elder says she’ll give her hand 
I’o him who can declare 
What was the sum their father gave, 
And likewise each one’s share. 
[jy Answer in two weeks. 
arithmetical QUESTIONS. 
1. A TREE 100 feet high, standing on a level plain 
might be presumed to W'ant, from one end lace, 
of the shop to the other. There Avas no to ?’ 
.suiting them; this Avas too coarse, and that » 
AbouthoAv much does all this 
vvlrteoc rtf SDCCtablc aild thriving; business bouse, if an was broken oft’ by a blast of wmd; the top adhering 
pieces ui 1 Till xT 1 ° • LI 1 „ . 1*1 to the stump, struck the ground a certain distance 
s amount 8 ,ccomplishcd, dutiful, amiable and Avealthy 4 ^ 4 . jf broken off 
too thin — another a bad pattern, or not fast not to be particular.” 
“Not far from seventy dollars, madam, 
business, had increased his sidary, ,and sent colors. In shorb eveiy ung was ossc 
him t« New Orleans, where the business over; nothing suited bet fancy , ye ve ant 
prospered to their entire satisfaction; and nbbons, silks and laces, were piled moiiii- 
from his aflable, obliging mid modest man- tain high on the counters in uiiut erablc Con¬ 
ner of waiting on lSli 5 i,lic obtained the taion. The cousin had flmclied, and abaii- 
“There is Mr. Fischer’s check for fift}' 
dollai's. Send the goods to my house Avith 
the bill.” 
“ Certainly, Avith great pleasure.” 
He pj’.t the check in his bank book, saAv 
Avife, and a half dozen beautiful young ten feet higher up, the top would have Btruck the 
cherubs, constitute that combination—the re- ground 30 Icet nearer the root. Required the height 
suit sboAving the truth of the proposition, stump. ,,, , , . • ,. , t , 
that the surest and most profitable invest- 
ment in the trade of life, by a young man, or weights, that with them he could Aveigh any 
is Honesty, Patience and Civility 
Diet of the Ancients. 
sohriqueU^pcMent\nan,c^^ had sc- doned the experiment, and looked daggers 4 ^ 4 ,,, carriage, and sent otl tJie between the dkt of the « 
cured the patronaf^e of many of tlie Avealtli- her friend; but Miss G. heeGed it not.- Before going to dinner, m counting of us moden^, is a eiy sti kin,,. ^ ihe ancient 
iest families in town Getting out of patience, her cousin said: ^ deposit as he Avent along, he Greeks and Romans used no alcoholic liquoi, 
There resided in that city, an unmarried “ chere LiUiaP gt^. 4 rtled to find the check Avas for five f being unknown to them; coffee, nor 
lady by the name of Grenville, descended .. Q^ce pensez vans de mon homrne de pa- d^n^^rg bgtead of fifty. He had 
vility. number of pounds, and quarters of pounds, from 
' one-quarfer of a pound up to 273 pounds. I should 
like to know the whole weight, and the weight of 
The diftcrence eu<;h piece, after ho had divided the same. Delta. 
lients unci that ID’Answers in two weeks 
Greeks and Romans used no alcoholic liquor, 
it being iinknoAvn to them; no coffi’e, nor 
tea, nor chocolate, nor sugar, nor even but- 
from an old French family, the fii-st settlers tience . 
of that country. She had no immediate “ ^ mus allom 
relations, except a mother, who was quite , r ■ ■ , - 
infirm, and the husband of a deceased sis- “ f 
ter, a Mr. Fischer, avIio resided the next , , , a 7 * 77 * * 
doiir. Tiiey were wealthy, and lived in g<»d , “Amiretmnl e’est honleuz, dc damiez iaM 
style, keeping a caniage and servants, after de trouble, pour rten. 
the anciem mistom ortorsons in their sta- , " ’'’y de tout-poml de oU, meedamee 
tion of life. Miss OaprsviLi.E was a litUe f“f S"' trop /meue;, de mm servir, 
passe — tluit is, a little on the shady side of said the mercluuit . _ 
twenty-five-of a line figure, full bust, fine “Oh you speak !■ reneh,” said she coloring. 
eyes and hail-, of a fresh, healthy and rosy !* w ■ l • » 
a^anec, with a kindot half independent “ ™ "l" apin; good iMriimg. 
free demeanor, that would puzzle a Itranger , ^ f .f, '''”7 
to determine whether she ivas maid or wife. >appy to wait upon you;,” and i took poor 
. ARTTHETICAL PROBLEM. 
Thomas is two years older than James, James is 
six years older than John, and their united ages 
ience ?” thought on the subject, and that Halen informs us he had seen buttei Answer in two weeks 
“ Oh dest domniage, finisez, nous aJlons supposed husband, and have but once in his hfc. I hey were i^orant ol --—- 
oarti.” it j-ectified; for he feared there' wa.s some- tbc greater number of our tropical spices, as Answer to Geographical E^ m No. 4. 
“ C’est mon experiment, Lisezmoi tran- i„ the transaction. Heimme- clove, nutmeg, mace, ginger, Jamaica pep- Thomas ^ . 
, 7 7 , diately started for bt. Ann Street, and, on Pci, cuii), pmiemo. laey u.eu a. uki Austin, Bouny, Bath, Illinois, 
^‘Assureynent dest honteux, de donnez tant p^ipn,)- the bell a o-id came to the door; lie buckwheat nor Irencli beans, nor spinach, Guinea, Tunis, Ohio, Nashua, fllobile, Alaba- 
le trouble, pour rienP inquired if Mr. ’Fis^’cher was in, (who hap- sago, tapioca, salep, arrow-root, nor po- ma, Canton, Ansou, Utica, Lima Elba y»catan. 
‘H^int de tout-point de tont, mesdanies pened to be with the mother at the time,) tato or its varieties; nor even the common, Answered ^ 
7/5 o>/V<? n'lifi fvf\r% Irp'HTPiLY.. (l.p ^ i i_ *-.*.4. hni n sort of marsli-orrown bcaill 1101’inanv nocuesicr, 
and was shoAvn into the parlor; where sat a sort of marsli-gro-wn bean, noi many 
Lie Lrdv cHstomev. in a veiw thouohtful of oiir fruits, as the orange, himaiind, noi 
Rochester, and Allen M. Blz-bee, of East Bloon- 
She had had, in her day, many suitors, but ApLUAMSO-V four mortal houi-s to regulate b^dy. 
- . . . . . . ^ ^ , . Vxio ^i-hiph tun wii.honf. n miirmnr ..a 
his lady customer, in a vci’y thoughtful our iriuts, as tiie orange, uimauuu, noi 
mood. He saluted her, and said he had American maize. On the other hand, they 
called to sec Mr. Fischer. ^^c substances AvlncliAve noAv neglect the 
“You liaA'c mistaken the door, "Sir.” malloAv, the herb ox-tongue, the sweet acom, 
“Are you not Mrs. Fischer, madam?” the lupin. J^bey hked the flesh of wild 
“No, sir; I cannot boast of being Mrs. asses, of little d»gs, of the doimouse, of the 
“ Are you not married ?” 
“ No, sir — I have not that happiness.” 
Williamson Avas confounded. He was 
mallnAA”, the herb ox-tongue, the sweet acom, 
the lupin. They liked the flesh of Avild 
asses, of little d»gs, of the dormouse, of the 
fox, of the bear. They ate the flesh of paro¬ 
quets and other rare birds; and of lizards. 
They were fond of a great many fish and 
shell-fish, Avhich Ave noAv hold in no esteem. 
Answer to Rebus in No. 4. 
W O L F") 
EMPEROR I 
B U G L E 1 Webster. 
*S T E A M > 
TORPEDO 1 Fremont. 
E B ON 
RAF t) 
seldom caught in a predicament that his They employed as seasoning rue and assa- 
jiutive o-find sense and suavitv of mamier foetida. Dick s Diet and Regime. 
was troubled with a kind of mo?bid presenti- bis goods, Avhich he did without a murmur « a,, n^arried ?” ts and other rare birds; and ot lizards. 
incnt that they were more foituiicW«rs, “‘"S-, ' „ , “ No, sir — I have not Uiat happiness.” ihey-were fond of a great many fish and moOREtS RURAL NEW-VORKER, 
and had given them a cool reception. Slie "'T r™’ “ ® ™ confounded. He was shell-fish, which we now hold ,„chest«i, bv 
was therefore in a fair way to leil apes, &c., Mi^ G remarked; . , „ , seldom caught in a predicament dial his ™ D D I. MtWBI, Pr.pri.«r, 
as the adage says; and being sensible of the I do not know what te make of tltat „ative good sense and suavity of mamier bttiia.—Dick s Diet mtd Iterpme. , .-rr,.. 
danircr made uo her mind, that if she found young If I am a vane moA'ed by not come to bis assistance, and cany him i ^ 1 Pubheatmn Office m Burns Block, [No. i, 2d 
thelan that Stated her fancy, and pos.sess- every wind, he is a block moved by none.’” He remembered how she had ,. “‘Icctoijere comer .-sat. s^itolo .tr ,a.. 
ed all the concomitants for a good husband, She then told her cousin, that somehoAV, catechised, and trotted him out in the morn- discussing the antiquit) oi tiieir respecuye Terms, in Advance: 
she Avould not he over fastidious in letting she had taken a liking to the young man- ing, while he thought her a married lady— professions, and each .cited authonty to proAC ,, Year-$1 for six monUis. To 
him understand, that there was a lady about that she loved him to his lingei-s ends—and the scales flew from his eyes—he felt a his most anceint. xM me, stud the disciple 01 ^ 1,3 A gents follows:-Four Copies^ 
, . ] 1 1 1 * I if dll a cniild be satisfied that tlie feelillfr Unnflr*x 7 l rivrmvQTiiereino-liim like the twino-ec; of LyCUrffUS, “ commenced almost AVlth the Seven Copies for $12; len Copies for $15. All 
her .Size and appearance, who Avould not be « she could pc satisned mat me lecnng hundiedairoAvsp eicing him like the tv inges & , ’ p.,-, hvnther Abel moneys received by mail will i>e acknoAA'lodged m 
displeased at seeing him try liis luck at her would be reciprocated, and he aa^os of re- of electricity; and, assuming an air and tone worlds era. cam sicav ms uiouier yi.uei, 4 ,^^ and receipts sent whenever desired. 
feet, as a suitor. spectablc connections, honest, and of godd lie Avas far from feeling, he very deferenti- andthatAvas a criminal casein common iuav . 4 ^. jg required that all papers in a club 
Miss G had often observed vouno-Wn- principles, she Avould take him if she could, ally said: “True,” rejoined Esculapius, “ but my pro- slmuld be directed to one pemon, or sent to one ^st 
JYHss XT. nail oiicii ou.scrx.u yuuiig ay jj. i L" * itTi *Lx. ; i ^ r, • j *. i 1 •*! foccinn i« erpvml with the creation itself.— office. Wc will address as desired, and to .is many 
LIAM80N at the same church at which she Avithout a second coat “But he is simply “Permit me madam to ask, Avhy, with f coeval Avim me cieation iisei. ^ijq-erent offices as may be necessary. 
worshiped, a regular and apparently a devout polite; I fear he has no heart” your Avit, beauty, accomplishments, and sit- Gld Mother -bive Avas maue out 01 a no t - p„gt.]M„gtcrs, Clergymen, Teachers, Officers and 
attondaut on divine service He was urriv- “Perhaps you misjudge him,” said her uation in life, you have never thought of ken from Adam sbody, and thatAvasa Members of Agricultural .Societies, and othermliu- 
en reSl^rol manLd^ couzin.-“FYoii your lUtig, half impudent that plague, or kseing-a huebandY It !^cal Operation." The lawyer dropped his 
cal devekipemcnt perfect—his line, manly manner, he takes you for a married Avoman. jg dangerous in the extreme, for a young bG.o.__ arc respectfully solicited to obtain and forward sub- 
and intelligent countenance, and gentleman- Did you observe how he madamed you.” lady in this dissipated city, to be Avithout a ’IVxipp-r No tr-iit of character ^ the New-Yorker. 
1 ° *• 1 f 4 7 7 • “ITp eoidoiTilv (Utl hilt it did nfit strike ,v,./x+nr.fr.v >> Female iEMPER.— ISO trcUi oi cucirauLUi [13= Subscription money, properly enclosed, ma> 
ly manners, sat m her fancy, a tableaux vi- Ht ceitoinly tlid, but t did not stake natuial 1 rotectoi. . _ . valuable in a female than the pos- be^it by mall at our risk. 
They were fond of a great many fish and RURAL NEW-YORKER, 
shell-fish, Avhich Ave noAv hold m no esteem. ^ nv 
They employed as seasoning rue and assa- J’™lished every rnuRsnAY, at 0 
foetida.- i)/c/r’s Diet and Regime. »• T. MOORE, Proprietor. 
•-- Publication Office in Burns’ Block, [No. 1, 2d floor,] 
Antiquity.—A hiAvyer and a doctor Avere comer State and Bnft'ulo streets, 
discussino* the antiquity of their respective " 
professions, and each.citedauthOT^^ DoLLARs‘'rTEAR-$l'forsix*inonUis. To 
his most anceint. “ .Mine, said the disciple Agents as follows: — Four Copies for $7; 
of LveurffUS, “commenced almost Aviththe Seven Copies for $12; Ten Copies for $15. All 
world’s era! Cain slow lus brother Ahel. 
and thatwas a Clinunal casein common law . required that all papers in a club 
“True/^ rejoined Esculapius, “ but my pro- should be directed to one person, or sent to one post 
fession is coeval Avith the creation itself.— office. Wc will address as desired, and to as many 
andthatAvas a criminal casein common Iuav ?’ 
“True,” rejoined Esculapius, “but my pro 
Old Mother Eve Avas made out of a rib ta- 
difl’erent offices as may be necessary. 
Post-Masters, Clergymen, Teachers, Officers and 
Members of Agricultural .Societies, and other influ¬ 
ential persons, of all professions —friends of Mental 
and Moral as w’cll ns of Agricultural Improvement — 
arc respectfully solicited to obtain and forward sub¬ 
scriptions to the New-Yorker. 
03= Subscription money, properly enclosed, may 
vant, many houns after each opportunity of I uie at the time. Well, I like him, and I She thought that this Avas turning the 
seeing him — and on one little corner of her 5vant a husband, and a good one or none; tables on her Avith a A cngeance. 
heart Avasdaguerreotyped a faint tinge of her | but I don’t Avant a master.” ^ “I believe I must aA’OAv, sir, Avant of means 
church attendant, Avhich CA'Cry day became j " ^ disagree Avitli you; 1 think you Avant and ability—not moral, but physical only— 
stronger, and the lights in bolder relief; but j both. I like this young man’s appearance, and haA'ing a ‘soul abov'c buttons,’ and a 
she could not pluck up courage to inquire j good nature, and gentlemanly addi’css; sick mother to look after. WhatcA’cr I may 
stronger, and the lights in bolder relief; but j both. I like this young man’s appearance, and haA'ing a ‘soul abov'c buttons,’ and a 
she could not pluck np courage to inquire bis good nature, and gentlemanly addi’css; sick mother to look after. WhateA’cr I may 
who he was. but don’t be hasty, nor compromise yourself, have alloAved myself to think, I have never 
One day, in going into a shop to buy some You have never yet been in a hurry on that committed that indisenhiou.” 
toifle, Avho should she see but the reality of subject—scrutinize his habits, conduct and “I think, my dear lady, I know a person,, 
the picture she had so much indulged her sentiments closely. In the mean time I Avill ^vho would be but too bajipy to assist you, 
fancy in contemplating. She bought a few some opportunity to disabuse him of in your peculiar situation; he has health, a 
articles, and desired they might be sent to fbe notion that you ai'C married.” sound heart, and a good will. I think fa- 
Not. 10 St. Ann Street When the shop “ I Avill to-morroAV make some amends for Awably of your mind, person, and accom- 
boy appeared, she asked him in, paid the tins days trouble, by purchasing some arti- plishments; if you will permit me to speak 
bill, and offered him a glass of Avine. By cles I want; and, at the same time, try him to him on the subject—” 
some well directed inquiries, as to hoAv long on one point at any rate—his moral honesty.” “ I did not knoAV, sir, that I was before a 
they had been in business, and Avho were The next day she called alone, and com- grand Inquisitor, and obliged to answer.” 
the ownei-s, <fec., she learned from him all menced laying out a good many .small arti- “ Excuse me — I forgot myself— my 
the facts she Avished to know. cles, occasionally throAving out a leader, but business Avas with Mr, Fischer.” 
FreT^uently after tliat, she Avould want an- it was not undemtood. He was the same “ I Avill ring for him,” and she did. 
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P'y, and the caics 01 hie *uc lolgOttCxI. pjoj^j^juUHral, Mcchanica! and Educatio 
Like an inundation of the Indus is the 
course of Time. We look for the homes of 
and animosties of youth, where are they ? 
Sivept away like the camps that had been 
pitched in the sandy bed of the river. 
Cato says, the best way to keep good 
facts in memory is to refresh them witli new. 
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Publishing Agent^ 
WHO WILL RECEIVE SUBSCRIPTIONS, AND EORNISll COPUIS 
or THE RURAL NEW-YORKER! 
ELON COMSTOCK, Romo, N. Y. 
Mr. C. is also general agent for Oneida County. 
T. 8. HAWKS, BuMo. 
I. R. TREMBLY,* Dansville. 
(Cy Also Agent for Naples and HomellsviUe. 
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