MOORE’S RURAL NEW-YORKER: AN AGRICULTURAL, LITERARY AND FAMILY NEWSPAPER. 
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years you repent of the purchase, I will re- MRS. (’HIPS’ DOUGH-FAOK, j Vj N /fT yf ‘(V'VyTy ITtVY(VP 
fund the fifty dollars, with full interest for the - vltoVit ftUw ♦ 
whole time.’’ by augusta moore. - 
Farmer Burrit looked puzzled. He re- - ■.y , -^'y. vv - ,v '' / ^ w v ' s - ~ 
spected his neighbor ; he knew him to be a Mr. Phips was a good man, a loving hus- j ^ FRENCHMAN IN A FREE COUNTRY, 
good friend, and although he thought the sug- band, as everybody, even to the servants and j - 
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BY AUGUSTA MOOBJK. 
THE LONG AGO. 
Oh I a wonderful stream is the river Tran, 
As it runs through the realms of tears, 
With a faultless rythm and a musical rhyme. 
And a broader sweep, and a surge sublime, 
And blends with the ocean of years. 
How the winters are drifting like flakes of snow, 
And the summer like buds between, 
And the year In the sheaf—so they come and they go 
On the river’s breast, with its ebb and flow, 
As it glides in the shadow and sheen. 
There is a magical Isle up the river Time, 
Where the softest of airs are playing ; 
There’s a cloudless sky and a tropical olime, 
And a song as sweet as a vesper chime, 
And the Junes with the roses are staying. 
And the name of this isle i3 the Long Ago, 
And we bury our treasures there : 
There are brows of beauty and bosoms of snow— 
There are heaps of dust, but we loved them so ! 
There are trinkets and tresses of hair. 
There are fragments of song that nobody sings, 
And a part of an infant’s prayer ; 
There’s a lute urn-wept, and a harp without strings, 
There are broken vows, and pieces of rings 
And the garments that she used to wear. 
There are hands that are waved when the fairy shore 
By the mirage is lifted in air ; 
And wo sometimes hoar, through the turbulent roar, 
Sweet voices we beard in the days gone before, 
When the wind down the river is fair. 
Oh ! remembered for aye be the blessed isle, 
All the day of life till night— 
When the evening comes with its beautiful smile, 
And our eyes are closing to slumber awhile, 
May that “ greenwood ” of soul be in sight. 
fife's J^ssmls. 
WOTL HcSbeHisehjeiifs. 
READ THIS, AND SEND IN YORK ORDERS 
WITHOUT DELAY. 
60 Thousand Grafted Applo Trees 4 yoars old, of the 
best varieties, from 6 to 7 feet high, at $80 per thou- 
not what to say, he replied — “ Well, well, I dear, winter morning, (he always called his bod y do shust as zey like.” 
will think of it.” wife “ my dear,” which proves my opening as- t pleased me, so I picked up my box, 
A day or two afterwards, the same friend se rtion,) “ my dear, I am sorry to be absent and g 0 on board the sheep, and pretty soon 
visited the farmer, and before he had time to a n B ight from your sweet company, and from a f ter a fopg time, I landed in ze Amerique. 
return to the conversation, the farmer said, m y dear home ; but I believe I shall be oblig- porter seize my trunk wheder I want him 
“ I have been thinking of what you said, and e d to go away on business this P. M., and am or n0> aru j carry him off. So I have to run 
out of respect for you, here are the fifty dol- afraid I shall not be able to return until to- a ft er him and try to get him away. Tell 
lars for the books ; it’s a foolish affair, and I m0 rrow afternoon.” him I report him to ze gens d’arms. 
wouldn’t like to have it get abroad ; but,” « Where are you going, my dear ?” asked «< z; s be a free country,”' sez he, “ and I 
added he, laughing, “ I’ll hold you to your Mrs. P., with a sweet smile. * want a quarter dollar.” 
promise of paying principal and interest at « p 0 Providence, to see about the Lane af- i gave it to him, for I very much afraid I 
the end of six years. I can’t lose much by f a } r> 0 f which I told you.” lose my box. As I go along the street, a 
uy uu as ^ unc. _ with interest, on favorable terms. 
Zat pleased me, SO I picked up my box, The actual cost of packing Will bo charged in all cases. 
A go on board the sheep, and pretty soon Cartage free. JAME 'comm™ Nurseries, 
er a long time, I landed in ze Amerique. Syracuse, Aug. 1 , ’ 66 . 291-13t Syracuse, N. Y 
porter seize my trunk wheder I want him -—--— - - 
no, and carry him off. So I have to run MOORE’S GRAIN DRILL. 
. y,:— w to o-pf hint a wav Tell The Subscribers continue the manufacture and sale of 
.er him and try to get mm away. leu thi3 Seed Plan t er , at the Big Tree Iron Works, Geneseo. 
CD. I report him to ze gens d’arms. The reputation of the Drill is now satisfactorily estab- 
“ /is he a frpp oountrv sez he. “ and I lished. It ranks among the surest and best in use, as 
, ... „ ^ hundreds of farmers in Livingston, Monroe and Wyo- 
Mlt a quarter dollar. _ ming attest. It is, withal, the simplest in construction 
E. W. HUDNUTT & 00. 
291-4t 
the investment.” “ oh ! ” said Mrs. Phips, with an air of sat- man gpit tobacco juice on my coat, and I say t he approved Drills in the country, it has also received 
His friend took the money with great pleas- ^faction. She evidently had no objections to to him. “ Sare, you have soiled my coat, you the highest premiums in several states at suto Exhibi- 
ure, and he saw that a new light was about the projected jaunt. should take out your mouchoir and wipe him w^mngbefore'buyiug ffise^ere.^They areaii war- 
to dawn on farmer Burrit’s household. The Mr. Phips accordingly departed. The 0 ff.” But he only say, ranted to do good work. e. w. hubnutt h co. 
books were purchased. Besides some good weather had been remarkably cold for several « zis is a free countree.” Goneeeo, n. y., July, 1855. _ 2fll ' 4t 
religious books, including several biographies, <jays, and pretty little Mrs. Phips was very I saw a man cruelly beat his little boy with ~ ~~ s. M, BASSETT’S 
he had selected a choice volume or two on much troubled by a chapped face. It was a poker, so my heart fill wiz compassion, and 
agriculture and gardening, several on general quite sore, and fretted her not a little. She I say to him, “ Sare, you are one very bad // • n /7 f r 
history and natural history, a few good books was afraid it diminished her beauty, and ren- man to hurt ze little enfant wiz ze poker.” o /.T/s/A /A,fa 
of travels, and various other books, some to dere d her au object less pleasing to her hus- 
entertain and others to awaken thought. In hand’s eyes. 
due time they were properly disposed in a lit- _a s sb e sat sewing that evening, she thought 
“ Go about your business, you rascal,” sez 
he ; “I guess zis is a free countree.” 
A leetle while after, I met a great pig Irish 
tie case, and the kiud friend, already familiar over what she had better do to~cure the un- paddy wiz what he called a shillalalTin his tucker’s block, fulton, oswego go., n. y 
with the children, now carefully showed them pleasant roughness. hand. He came to me and pointed to a leetle S^^a^mg a h^s^ucaUon. 
how books were to be us3d, enticed them to « j know what I can do, said she aloud; ribbon which I wear in my waist-coat, and faculty. 
read, and even made them promise to spend « pu p U t a dough covering on my face to- says, “Be jabbers, are you one of zem bloody s. m. Bassmt. (Principal,) Prof, of tho Science of Ac- 
some of their leisure time in findiug out what n j gb t, and by to morrow it will be as soft as Know Nothings ?” ‘ c0 ™p “Inch' 1 as”? Prof, of the Science of Accounts, 
the books contained. After some difficulty, eve r.” “ Sare,” sez I, “here shall tell you I not Hon.' JudgeTytkr and s. H. Clough, Esq., Lecturers 
he got thiDgs into a right train ; both boys So that evening she made Dolly the chain- bloody at all.” ‘ M^Bno^ct^' on Political Economy ,Ac 
and girls began to be interested. bermaid briDg up a pint of dough, and, after “ Are yees a Know Nothing?” said he. The Coiiegiato course will embrace tho most approved 
facilities for acquiring a business eaucauon. 
FACULTY. 
S. M. Basskit. (Principal,) Prof, of the Science of Ac¬ 
counts and Penmanship. 
A P. French, Ass’t Prof, of the Science of Accounts. 
Hon. Judge Ttlkk and S. H. Clough, Esq., Lecturers 
on Commerce and Com’l Law. 
Rev. T. M. Bishop, Lecturer on Political Economy, &c 
The Collegiate Course will embrace tho most approved 
We pass over two years. The seed had making all due preparations for bed, she roll- I know not what he means, so I say, “ I don’t and practicaUorms for^ee^ng f Books^by DouWe^try 
sen sown, was there any prospect of a har- ed and patted out a mask ; and taking care to know.” “Ah,” he exclaimed, “you don’t in C iuding a Genora?Whcdesaie, Rotaii, commission. Ex’- 
Farmer Burrit was a 
0 & 1Y 1Y £ vest? No one can pass Mr. Burrit’s farm make a place to breathe through, also a hole know, you Know Nothing. I will make you change, Banking, Manufacturing, Mining, Printing, 
l iG $ AJ It ♦ without perceiving some improvement. The for each eye, she stuck it on to her face, and know zat zis is a free country, as free for me po^neTco.^Business^Coin?r<mmanship, Computations, 
external aspect of the old homestead has a tying it fast with a napkin,laid herself peace- as for you and wiz zat he raised his shilla- and Lectures on every subject of importance couneoted 
. more cheering and comfortable appearance, fully down to rest. lah, and lay it on my head. I run away very wi Qg n \^®,| 1 “ t ® r a e n 9 j'\° l f ci tes can'onter^Uege at any time, 
3 mn riPB ftDV H'stead °f U* e straggling and unsightly ob- Now it so happened that Mr. Phips met a much frighten. as thereT/no^iasa system, and receive individual in- 
h \ lil lill fill I jects which used to be seen around the house, man upon the road to Providence, who had Mon Dieu ! zat I should come into a free struction. Tho average time for completing a fuiicom- 
everything has a tidy look. The grass is urgent business with him, and it became ne- countree where everybody do just as they like, Xrs'seudfora'c’rcXr 16 * 1 week8 ‘ ° r ur 29 i-ot 
plain honest Penn g r0w i D o> the flowering shrubbery creeps up cessary that he should return to Boston. and nobody to stop zem. I sail in ze next --- 
] had’ been broue-ht the wa]ls and adorns the pathway, the vege- Ue did so, and gave his entire attention to sheep for France; I no want to live no more 
sylvania husbandman, who had been brought ” uuo f uu . *?“*"“*’ did so, ana gave ms enure aueuuuuio sueep * um,, 
up very much as his'father and grandfather table garden is m better taste, the ornamental his companion unilinear eleven o clock that m a free countree. 
had been before him-that is, with just ff?“P anied th ® useful and gives evidence nig ht, when he turned his steps towards his -■ 
knowledge enough to make him arespectable ““*£• TJES ho ?, e ; ...,,.0 ... „ a. _ _ T " I?* ,T"-' 
Tit for Tat. — The stipend of the Scotch 
For sevewd winters when the books on gardening A glance He smiled gently to himself as he trod the E^blish^d durch is E paid partly in % 
farm-work was slack, he had been sent to a 1Uslt!e a tiet ei regu a € ,in } 1 Y> aii crisp ground of the common over vhich his g ra j n , as witness the following colloquy relat- A 
country school, and having some aptitude, he “ ore ob 1 f ie ‘? w path led him, and one could easily gue^ he was ed by Dr . Aiton : ' 1 
learned to read and write tolerably well, and Fanner Burnt ac mo ( g ^ f > . thinking of the^ pleasant surprise his wife “ William, you must bring me better grain ; 
to cast up simple accounts. There his literary ° ld ^ b ,°7’ bas , g ot jomething out, of his wou i d feel at seeing him home so soon. j can > t it) it is so bad.” 
education ended, and henceforth his energies b P° 3 w 1C i “ ' sav a 1 ^ He entered the house with a night-key, and “ It’s just what the land produces, sir, and I 
xxr^rp rip.v/vfAd to that kind of labor wkirk ia his crops. , .. . . as it was bright moonlight, lie th .ught it use- ba’e naething else to gi6.” S 
were UBVUICU UJ UUilk 1S.1ULU U1 ittUUl WlllGIl 13 ^ ., - j . -— - o , yj ■ , — , li» C liacLllllifl k/iov/ i/w eic. SE^I MOUR 
to make a practical farmer On 0tber L ears P aS3 ’ and improvement is fogg to light, up the gas to undress by, so „ But the ° vou are fc a bad farmer William • lN offoril, e this Drill to tho public, the Subscriber 
so necessary to mase a practical iarmer. un ..ji vieihle Mr Bnrrif ratber oekom .s w' + „;*i, m ,t 6 ;* rpi,. f + i xsut tnen you are a Daa iarmer, wunam, wou ^ gta(0 ^at he is prepared to furnish the farmer 
the death of his thrifty father, he entered into ^ „ ma . re T 1 . ‘ . , ’ ,. aa , moved about without it. I he rays ot the y OU mus t farm better.” with a drill as thoroughly tested and as highly appro y- 
Tkosspafiion of a We and e-ood farm and in ed of his deficiencies, has been reading, and, m0 on fell across the bed and illumined—what! « Tut sir tut sir—that’s no’civil—I’ll no’ ed as any in the world, it is less complicated than any 
possession ot a large ana gooa rarm, ana m marvelonB t0 tell, has spent an additional fifty crelv that ehastlv visaee was not the face of * , ,+w # ™ \ \ other in the country that is capable of doing even 
due time married. At the time to which we ^ lt • wi? w surely tnat gnasuy visage w a* nut um ma 01 tak’ that off your han’; I attend your kirk, haJf w hich this can perform ; hence it is lees liable to 
now refer, he had six children, all young, who dollars m ooo s. b 1 . his dear wife? an’you gie just what the land produces, an’I get out of ropair. it performs an that is important that 
had come into the world alternately boys and come more intelligent. He knows something As the eyes of the horror-stricken man din / a faub _ I dinna telI / ou are a bad tonestTyTr’S 
girls, and their father never dreamt of their h 58 / 68 farmia ^’ and wh °le manner has rested upon the horribly strange thing, lying her> a i thongh you tell me I am a bad g 1 d? 6 ° lh ° r dnlU " ' P 
being brought up in any other way than he ander S L 0Qe a favorable change. The religious on the white pillow, where the (to his eyes) f but if I was to step into the Burgher This is, and has boon for several 
andMs ancestors had been. Each one was books haveRo- beautiful face of his darling Nancy belonged, mee ting-house, I might get baith bigger meas- ^nh gTa??-fi^ 
destined to receive a little schooling, and to hgion dwells m tha °^ u aEd . bas ,, he uttered an unearthly sound, somewhere be- ure and corn better dighted. If ye’ll ca’ the been soaked and roiled in such fertilizers. This being 
do a good deal of work, suited to their respec- alta f tbere ' Tb ? o e o C ? n > \ twe€n a ^T^i ° ath -’ and a , death - ra ,H le ’ weak corn an’ cauf out o’ your sermons, I’ll ^rs te'sow T g Zn ‘SdVtiffs togeti^r inteteo 
tive aces. As is unhappily the case with too books have lendered the children idle, for aJ i d staggered back against achair on which p U t my corn ance mair thro’tlie fanners.” game drills from separate hoses. This drill is quite as 
_ Knt o .h™ i;„Lf they have been a new stimulus to industry. Mrs. Phips had placed a pitcher of water and r readily constructed thus to operate as any other, and 
ma^y tarm-nouseS’ Were was DUt a dim light form more tban &nd tbe Vhe chair and its contents, with Mr. --- those who prefer it have only to order accordingly; 
111 that dwelling. lnere was no thought Oi « , 1 , r j y • J. 7 . . 4 , _ . , , , . 9 , A * mT ., rT , v _ A „ J -. rtv -AT- while those who prefer sowing tho fertilizers broaleast, 
pnltivatine* the higher faculties of its inmates farmer has abandoned h:s prejudices against phips on the broken glass and china, came to An Lxtrnded Statement. An old gentle- m |- ront 0 f ^he drill teeth, can do so by ordering tho 
rnu ^ nr? the various improvements in agricultural im- the floor. Up iumpsd the fearful vision, and man who had a neighbor rather addicted to gra-ss-seeder of sufficient capacity. 
Ef W Ze wk g o S a? if** ^ in a sepulchrS Ul landed. « what ia it?” telling large stories, after Hftojhe o„e day to 
ujeuituwcwu p the advantages of agricultural chemistry.— then cried, “ thieves ! robbers” and “ fire !” al- several which taxed his credulity, boasted that Address c. h. Seymour, East Bloomfield, 
fh e former .^d _a_go^ family^Bibfo Mrg> Burrit 6 has beeome proud of her ^ rh mnsf _ in a ’ breath . he himself could tell a bigger one still, and 29i-4t Ontario Co., n. y. 
W raS^Iementarv school-b^oS^wfth the and boys ; and well she may be, for there are The unfortunate husband, half distracted proceeded to relate the following: Said he, FAIRBANKS SCALES . 
neoessar^ annual almanac It was in this none like them in the neighborhood—so sensi- by bewildering terror, started for the door.— “ One day 1 was quite at the farther end of warehouse No. 189 Broadway, new yorel 
tw on in+AlUcrontnplcrLW ble, so refined in manners, so attentive to their But the brave goblin had no idea of letting a my farm, more than half a mile from my house, TniWK celebrated scales are still manufactured by the 
State OX anairs inai an intelligent neignpor, A onT ; nn9 tn pvupl _„V 1 ——„ o,^ cto offer Vn‘m anrl when at once. T saw a dark cloud rising in the original inventors. Bv an enlargement of tbe works. 
tall -rnn arc a La/1 grain should do : and all, and still more, than 
tea yuu are a ai | t j, e other drills in the country can honostly pretend 
3ll me I am a bad to do. 
en into the Bnro-her This is, and has been for several years, the only drill 
A , . U capable of sowing plaster and other similar fertilizers 
t oaitn bigger meas- mixed with grain and it does it, even if the {train has 
put my corn ance mair thro the fanners. same drills from separate boxes. This drill is quite as 
readily constructed thus to operate as any other, and 
-— •* *- those who prefer it, have only to order accordingly; 
A v TfvTvvnvn St ithmykt _An nld wntlp- whil ° those who I ,refer 80win 8 1110 fertilizers broa least, 
AN IjXTENDED STATEMENT. -A.n OKI gent.e- in f r0I1 . 0 f t h e drill teeth, can do so by ordering tho 
man who had a neighbor rather addicted to gross-seeder of sufficient capacity, 
telling large stories, after listening one day to For further particulars we refer to a more fiill adver- 
, , J,. j . tisement in the Rural Now Yorker of July 21, 18 c 5. 
several which taxed his credulity, boasted that Address c. h. seymour, East Bioomfioid, 
he himself could tell a bigger one still, and 29i-4t Ontario Co., n. y. 
proceeded to relate the following: Said he mikbahK'S SCALES. 
One day 1 was quite at the farthei end of warehouse no. 189 Broadway, newyorel 
my farm, more than half a mile fl om my house, These celebrated scales are still manufactured by the 
HI me U1 mittUB tutu, au luwmiicut L 1 CIXUUU 1 , - 
who had turned his attention from a city busi- da '™’ A 
rnhhpr rscfmc so She rushed after him, and when at once I saw a dark cloud rising in the original inventors. By an enlargement of the works, 
'■° w l . ■ . i o_ T_X_X_ 3_3*_ onri tho introrlnr-.tinn of imnroved machinerv. the scaioa 
>Fet< 7 Ws, &c., and now ott'or at wholesale and retail the 
rit, arkl deeply interested in hU fomily. The W s0 .'f rea-nited his health that he had Lead, and the blood dripping from half a doe- where Irtoodwrthmy^w^goo Istot- wtSe^.S“S 
kp inQnirpH And fkp kiurUv fpplimrc returned to bis city business ; but he never 0 n gashes m his body ; she screaming with cd my team towards home. Uy constant ap- most complete assortment of weighing apparatus to bo 
connaence ne insp rea, a a ne inaiy leeungs j ost 8 j gb t 0 f the Barrits. Some ten or twelve m vht and main for “help! help!” her plication of the whip to my horses I barely es- found in the United states. We have a new andicon- 
^d m ^ave S h^ m no smSl influent 6 Yn the ?<*** after our u na " ati ^ he spent a mu g med tones sounding worse and worse at caped being overtaken by the rapidly ap- SSuiSriylSlSSTlS the wants of 
ana gave mui uu ™ luiaucuee. xn me wee ]j or tw0 w ;th his old friends. How did every word. On and on went the twain till proachmg torrent. But so tremendous did it farmers and au housekeepers. Hay and coal scales set 
course OI many conversations, ne tnrew out , , ,, . ,1 ? nhnnnrfid rnnKt a otpoo- xr„ 1 „__ Loll roanRoH ’ULpro fLo nonr down, that mv little dor?, who was close in any part of the country by experienced workmen— 
powers. Although he found farmer Burrit ™ De,ghb< ™ actian ’ 11 The gas was blazing there, for Bid- Great «w I0 T.”_We met a friend the FAIRFIELD SEMINARY, 
and his wife rather dull scholars, who with tbe farmer, and looked up to as an oracle m d y ; Dolly and Jim had no notion of being othgr day wbo is troubled with a slight im- rev. j. b. van petten, a. m., principal. 
difficulty could look beyond the narrow sphere all agricultural matters, and Dad exerted a murdered in theidap. pediment in his speech, and finds it especially This institution is located in the pleasant and healthful 
r , . r xi ii„ i 3 v j 1 x j happy influence in raising the characters or oh' ve mirthful and grotesque deities of lee . _ J _ ’ __ village of Fairfleid, Herk. Co., n. y., is n miles from 
in which they themselves had been educated, P 0 + bP r farmers around him* and Rob- n i niv wnnld ve have delichted in that difficult to pronounce any word beginning Herkimor an d 7 from Little Fails villages on the n. y. 
encouraged to give them all the other tarmers ar unu n , ananoi old, how womd ye have delighted m that w j tb ^ be letter “ r.” Central R. R., from which students are conveyed free the 
nreeent rmrai ert, the second SOU,— what WOS he : It IS tbe scene! , ,, ,, -J 1 . • , first day of each term. Its accommodations are large 
e -cchif V Sabbath; many vehicles are on the road that A t the sight of the bloody garments of ‘ Well, said he, grasping our hand, they and pleasant The Ladies’Building is a fine new edifloe, 
t what he supposed a fa- . , . .. cfA ^ p , rnh . . _ ?win wtiA have had another wiot on the Brantford 120 foot long, and woii proportioned, in this is a.Gym- 
FAIRFIELD SEMINARY. 
REV. J. B. VAN PETTEN, A. M., PRINCIPAL. 
Tins Institution is located in tho pleasant and healthful 
£«Shtooncou^dtoJveto’ all the otte farm™ him; a ? d Rob- old , ^ „„ n ld ,e have delighted in that 
line upon Une and nrecentTpon precept- ^ ‘fxl J x.x. .w. a,..a___ •• Well." said he., 
TaVteo- advantage of what he snnooqpd n fa baDDatn ; imtuy vcuicira uu tnciuau mat, At me Slgni ui mu uiuuuy guruicuua ui ~ \ 
vorable opporhmity he eneaeed day in Ieads to tbe stone church ’ thebouse becomes their master, and the shocking goblin which have had 
the following conversation wlfh the farmer • crowded. In the front pew sits an anxious followed hard after him, Biddy and Jim utter- woad ; ; (i 
X g • g„„;i„_5+ la tko RnrritR • the eaiise lfi soon ~ v-olla that wore nrionnnl hevnnH wfot. -i 
A what?” asked we. “Why, a 
nasium appropriately furnished. The building will 
bo thoroughly repaired preparatory to the Fall and Win- 
family-itistho Bnrrits; the cause is soon ed a pair of yells that were original ! beyond 
ortr^orpn I-Rohp.rt, IS to TirfiftCn for the, iirst ATI rlrormpd RSI if shot, bv thlin- don t 30U Know wnat a WlUt lb . ltbU WlUt, I pu < aO A i iaa h 0 bao, in cn^cfnl nnAmtinn Tho leu'll liv 
“ Neighbor Burrit, I was thinking to-day apparen t—Robert is to preach for the first a p imitation, and dropped as if shot by thun 
’rrrck'ra rtrt£> rtf nnr mnef onKafonfial > r i i 1 i • ,1 _ . ./* . , 1 n ¥ tv h 
world, but it is because I work my way. 
have no idle folks about me.” 
uuu L jfuu The School is how in succesfful operation. Tho Faculty 
a wumpus. I don t understand you now. i6 in high repute with the Trustees and community.— 
“ Why ” exclaimed he, “ I mean a wiot—a Lectures aro given semi-monthly upon appropriate sub- 
J _n tin „„„ tcJ tects. There is a complete graduating course for Ladies, 
wumpus—a wow. “ 0 , yon mean they had J a ° n c d whon completed ‘ Diplomas are conferred, and If 
a riot, a rumpus, a row, on the Brantford possible, positions secured. During the Fall Term there 
have.” 
“ Haven’t I, though ? I guess if you will 
look about, you’ll find I have all I need.” 
nAmTri "tVip Rprviop and bpforp hp had - „ x* L,aT» nnwprfn 1 nrrn rVip flrrp^tpd hpr 2» riot, a rumpus, a TOW, On mo x^rantiioru possible, positions secured. During the rail lerni mere 
commenced me service, ana oeiore ne naa sweep of her powertui arm, sue arrratea uer . u ’ will be a Teachers’Class, and desired facilities afforded. 
m .... , closed, there was many a moist eye m that mas te r ’ s flight, and brushed off the mask road - x Y es > naa ucaru 01 inai * llOOQ Fall Torm begins August 29th ; winter Term Pec. 19th. 
“ True, friend Burnt; and it is commenda- 3^^^. He had spoken to them in an w hich her mistress wore. bye. For catalogues or roomB address \ l ' e 
ble in you ; but you will excuse me if I nay I affectionate, and impressive maimer M ashomed of ^ fignre they had cut--E _ — -1 . mxtueu. s.cr.u^ _ 
have felt some surprise that you have not all of the most promising young ministers . , their geryants than they would care to The most original spelling we have ever BOUNTY LAND WARRANTS, AND THE 
the implements which a good farmer should oftheday . Elder Burrit, for so he was now * ™ tw o subsided individuals suddenly seen is the following. It beats phonetics : 80 PUBLIC LANDS! 
nfUeiftllv designated, and his kind-hearted wife, the .rlvnou ttuGr VOU be-a tub. 80 oh ! pea—a top. Be 80 George M. Smith, of Norwich, Chenango County N. Y 
of the day. Elder Burrit, tor so he was now the tw0 8ub8 ided individuals suddenly seen is me iouowiDg. 11 Dears pnoneuc 
officially designated, and hie kind-hearted wife, w;th ’ arew int0 the privac? of their chamber, you be-a tub oh ! »> 80 
were almost overcome with emotion, as many j)oliv whose agony of mirth broke —bat. bee 80 cat. Lea oU pat. Are | .— u,,i,ii„i.«i. n m douuiu m« t.im« «mi iwr*onAi »t- 
1_ i_ j _K-rr j’ P „ .. . on ..of Hon a Vtn_naki lln trmi rlnn 
U V * ' WS t k T „ were almost overcome wim emotion, as many ,^ viD „ Dolly, whose agony of mirth broke ou—cai. r«i ou—pm. Are i Dg i>ubiioLands,wiiidovotehi8timeand,>or 8 on&iat- 
ok about, you 11 find I have all 1 need. a strong hand grasped theirs, accompanied by , verv moment" the last flutter of 80— rat * See a be—cab. Be you double tea tontion to this business, aidoii by competent and trusty 
“ Well, I have been looking about, and I hearty LngrafulaJons..SfUnenSdTsap^ared trough the door, -butt. Be a double ell-ball. 
,ve not found hall-a-dozen good books in the Next day, the city friend smilingly inquired ^> u sbabe ou t » her fellow-servants, and sate -- - at much expense. He will also attend to any collecting 
have not found half-a-dozen good books in the Next day, the city friend smilingly inquired to b tl sbake out » ber fellow-servants, and sate-- 
house.” . of farmer Burrit why he had not called on them t he best way she could, that the A Candid Lawyer.- 
“ Ob, thats it; and what do I want with him for the fifty dollars with interest in full ? 1( s ./ mpcs 0 f terror ” which had blasted their get justice done me?” i 
books? What s the use of them ? I guess With a tearful eye, and a strong grasp of the yigj onj were nothing but mortal shapes of flesh counsel. “ I don’t thin 
they can t Leach me farming. Your book hand, he said, “ Look at these sons, look at and b j ood ra th£r sparingly covered with dry the other, “ for I see two 
farmers aren’t worth much—always trying t h es e beloved daughters, look at the old aoods Hoping that Mr. and Mrs. Phips en- are opposed to hanging.” I present season at L. G. Morris,’ Hordsdalo Farm 
something new, and coming out with short couple, look at my prosperous business, look ? d „ ood n j c ht’s rest, and that their little _ _ ,, , , _ _ miles from Scarsdaio Depot, and 24 miles from Now 
“T,-; , bnt Weed Burnt books teach „ in °", r ^ *“* distebed their conjugal ExXvxaxKZ, -A genthv 
Ah! but, friend Burnt, books teacn m&ny y0 u will get the answer. — Presbyterian. felicitv I wish my readers a respectful good A Elassigal bxtrai aganza. xA genue- PagturRge $3 mont h. Accidents and escapes at the 
good and useful thmgs besides farming ; and 3 __ e f)OTn L _ nd raianFP info silence — Arthur's man, on being told that his wife had made him r i sk 0 r the owner, aii business connected with thehoree 
to tell you the truth, 1 really think they . “ “ . afternoon, and relapse into silence. Arthurs the hapy falhcr of two children, mechanical- to bo addressed to 
would be ver, useful to your children, whom Aotboty ekMpaatee: foote .dejoetocow- Maganr^ ___ ly exclaimed, “O Gemimal” M ir, A{°S3g 
I know you love, and would like to see a lit- ? r d a . draws out the facuHiea of tbe wise and „ “Y . -— .... 
tie more’intelligent than their neighbor.-- PS?, i OoMrouT.no.-To 1« 
“ Rarified Men.” —The closing paragraph 
TSBiwf vrarwnuld*spend fiftv dollars in?ood trying his"skill, awes the opulent, and makes 0 f an article from the pen of Henry Ward Comforting.— To lose a email fortune in 
Lta,I will make such a Election a. I am the idle induetriouB. Much may be mid in fa- Beecher, is us followsi: - Ala.! thatwe.hould jTco^h^e beS “m2 
sure would be instructive to your children.” vor of adversity ; but the worst of it is, it has have so many rarified men among us, who are tnemte wonder how you could naie peon . n„n 
u Whew! fifty dollars laid out in books 1 friends. bo holy that they cannot quite touch the •__ 
unn rrmQt bp iokinff I” -- ground, and yet are not etherial enough to rise 
?!_y _ . ® • 1 tr • i 1 n J A XV n_ij ,.3wai:-^l,w i \\ar\rr in an nnnlaoD. A WAV or! for li DerfiOUfi tO 
Forwarded by mail by addressing L. G. Morris, Fordham, 
Westchester Co., N. Y. 
April 24, 1855. 
DOMESTIC ANIMALS AT PRIVATE SALE, 
L. G. Morris’ Illustrated Cataloguo with prices attach¬ 
ed of Short-horned and Devon Bulls, and Bull Calves, a 
fow Horses, South-Pown Rams. Borkshlre, Suffolk, and 
IMsex Swine, will be forwardod by msil (if desired) by 
addresslne L. G. Morris, Fordham, Wostclicster Co., N. 
will promise yon 
