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Subscription rates—two Billion Roubles per week. 
’Paul .Tones won .fane and glory fighting on the sea, 
But a bench beneath tlu coconut is the battle ground for me." 
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Doctor hetmore certainly wields a wicked thermometer. Yea*BoJ 
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a thought Major Grey of chutney fame was with us, but it aint so, it 
Grant. 
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Despite all the arguments and boldshiek talk going on around the port 
door of galley last night someone went on watch; 5 e ate moting on to 
Midway, by gee. 
Fed’s got a hang-over from that last championship ace-duce battle that 
he lost, 
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Sp6siting of lobs*t6rs t Si says h.6 saw &n -Tlua fish cruising around 
below with a horse collar round his c3c # ust liave swElloweci one of 
them L&ys&ri jackasses belonging t >ld man lilesmaer years ago. 
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Ass Dress Despatch— One earth worm bait reported to be the latest 
discovery on the Island of Laysan. Look out cooties] 
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Scotty says ontious 'ilot as bom in Inverness Scotland; nobody but 
a Scotchman would have nerve enough to crucify Jesua hrist. Better get 
t; nagerie out of your bunk, Scotty, e saw one of those black She 
waters limping.,, across your opu while you were grinding av/ay on your 
religious theories. 
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Doctor—Can you splice this line for me, cotty? 
•-Splice it] I can do ahyt&iz to it from a Cilligan hitch to a 
sheepshank, 
<oot(standing byj—Sheepshank] w. Haw! There do you think you are, 
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Ga c ton says fish is the staff of life, but he cant raison' no orpahn 
fhis com fed engineraan,_ ■, is some fish grabber. Jlua, 82 
pounds, --pril 15th, That6 the record so far, 
fhat hay on the auarter deck si gradually disappearing, we know that 
you are homesick boys but fish and hay dont go together. Substitute 
seaweed. 
Speaking of seals and such. Dr. hitmore has something in his Ditty 
Box elonging to a young bull seal that would interest the crew if he 
could be persuaded to give us a look-see. 
Look out for them mermaids ashore on *--idway boys, how these 
hopeful whiskers and sideboys are disappearing f rom certain faces of 
the gang. 
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"And the farmers hauled another load, awy". 
The printer is requesting the associate editors and the contributing 
editors and reporters to have their rough copy of news ready each eve¬ 
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