STAMMERING 
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Diarrhoea and Dysentery, 
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be, and I remember an old book which reads, 
“ Little children, keep yourselves from idols.” 
But if an honest love for you and a life devoted 
to your happiness can make me so, I am worthy 
of yon, Cretchen. Do yon think you could 
learn to love me?” 
The hand that, had before rested upon Andrew 
Clyde's arm trembled to the clasp of his, and 
he \fas softly answered, “No, the lessen is 
already learned,” • 
the dreams of romance and sentiment were en¬ 
dued with life and vitality. The deep underlying 
lore of Liberty and Bight, Freedom and Justice, 
asserted their sway in the American heart over 
the sordid desire of gain and political Intrigue, 
Meeting thus, with like sentiment and the true 
impulses of Nature, Margaret Ross and Wal¬ 
ter Bern soon became intimate friends, and 
when, a few months later, he enlisted In an in¬ 
fantry’ regiment, there was perhaps a deeper 
feeling than that of mere friendly interest in a 
“brave soldier boy,” that sent a flush of pride 
to her cheek and brought a gathering moisture 
tremblingly to her eyes as she bade him “good 
bye." 
Then there were days of lonely unrest, when 
6he missed something from her life that robbed 
it of half its enjoyment; after that a note from 
camp “ daring to hope that, as she had always 
evinced an interest in ns soldiers, she would 
write to him friendly words of encouragement 
and counsel.” So 6he had written—as the epis¬ 
tolary acquaintance progressed,—opening to 
him the hitherto sealed book of her simple heart, 
allowing him to walk at his will up and down 
the cbnrabers of her soul, choosing for him her 
purest aud best and loveliest thoughts, and in 
her truth striving to hide but one emotion of 
her heart—her love for him. Perhaps it was un- 
maidenly—he had never asked her for that—and 
yet it could not be unconsciously to himself that 
he bad won it. After all, what fetters can 
trammel the heart or chain with their “ thus far 
shaJt thou go, and no farther” its pure alfections. 
I said that she had known sorrow and pain. It 
was true. Those who, like her, have stood by 
the death-bed of loved ones willunderstand-oth- 
ers cannot, I ment ion uot beside those months of 
wasting illness, When Granger and uneympathiz- 
ing hands ministered toiler wants,the misfortune 
that deprived her of the ease and elegancies she 
had hitherto enjoyed, the loss of friendships 
that she prized, or the weariness of tmfamllliar 
toil to body and mind: these were trifles. But 
for the other there can be neither earthly help 
nor consolation. Bowed down and almost heart¬ 
broken, next to her trust in God and faith in 
His promises, she had learned to trust in 
man — a weak, erring, sinful man — and look 
to him ta soothe her wounded heart with 
his smoothly worded expressions of sympathy 
and tenderness, eo flattering to any woman, so 
doubly dear to her. At length some slight mis¬ 
understanding, with its subsequent reconcilia¬ 
tion, had called from him a passionate avowal of 
his love, to which she responded as her heart 
dictated. But, alas! the charm was broken. A 
new revelation of the human heart had been 
given her. A few weeks of bitter pain and wea¬ 
riness, and doubt and fear were at an end. He 
stood before her clear vision as he had long been 
seen by others— 
“ A mocker of woman’s holiest pain— 
Woaring thff love of a foolish thing, 
As I would wear a glove or a ring; 
Only to tire and toss it by 
For a newer gaud or a later lie.” 
It was well. Margaret Ross acknowledged 
thisjn the bitterness of her despair. But sad¬ 
dest of all was the poor heart she locked up in 
her bosom. True, she had loved an unworthy 
object, but it is very dark to see the bright 
angel, Faith, blotted out of life! Can any other 
visitant depart and leave so hopeless a void ? 
Often as the months wore on the vision of 
a manly face, once beautiful to her as the face of 
an angel, now marred by the lurking lines of 
falsehood and treachery, appeared to her. Close 
her eyes as she would she could not dispel the 
fantasy. And what of him ? God had given 
this man ten talents. Friends, ability, euergy, 
perseverance, social position,— with these he 
might overcome every obstacle and gain emi¬ 
nence and wealth in his profession. But there 
intuit be thorns bidden somewhere among the 
roses, for lie himself had sown yie seed which 
never fails to bring forth fruit “ after its kind.” 
NEW COLD WATER SONG, 
BY .TOWN PIERPOXT 
For Moo-e's Rural New-Yorker. 
MISCELLANEOUS ENIGMA. 
When the bright morning star the new daylight is 
bringing, 
And the orchards and groves are with melody ringing, 
And away to and from them the early birds winging, 
Their anthems of gladness and gratitude einging, 
Why do they so twitter and sing do yon think ? 
Because they've had nothing hat water to drink. 
When a shower in a hot summer day over, 
And the fields are all smiling with white and red 
Clover, 
And the honey bee busy as plnnderiDg rover. 
In tumbling the blossom leaves over and over. 
Why eo fresh, clean and sweet are the fields do you 
think f 
Because they've had nothing but water to drink. 
Do yon see that stout oak on its windy hill growing '■ 
Do you eco what great hailstones that black cloud Is 
throwing? 
Do you see that stout wnr-ehfp its ocean-way going 
Against trade winds and head winds like hurricanee 
blowing? 
Why so strong are oaks, clouds and war-ships do you 
think? 
Because they’ve had nothing hut water to drink. 
Now if we have to work in the shop, field, or study, 
And would have a stroDg hand, and a cheek that is 
ruddy, 
And would not have a brain that is addled and 
muddy. 
With our eyes all “bunged up” and our noses all 
bloody, 
Dow shall we make and keep ourselves so, do you 
think? 
Why we must have nothing but w ater to drink. 
I am composed of 22 letters. 
My 2, C. 11.5, is used in building houses. 
My t 1 , 3, 30,7, 22 . (s very neeful to the student. 
My 10,1.18 is a sma’I animal. 
My 3 . 22,1. 21 is used extensively in time of war. 
My 4, 1(1, 22, 22, 8 aboimd in the forest. 
My 13. 6,14 is an article of male attire. 
My 1. 21. 0,12. 22 is an old saying. 
My 5,16,12 is to embrace closely. 
My 6,11,15 is to direct. 
My 9, 22,18,10,16, 22 iB what we all should do. 
My 17, 4, C. 10 is visible at night. 
My 10. G, 14,22 indicate* destiny. 
My whole is an old but true saying. 
Palmyra, N. Y. o. l. 
Answer in two weeks. 
A SCORE OF CONUNDRUMS, 
When may a loaf of bread be said to be inhab¬ 
ited ? When it has a little Indian in it. 
"Why is Buckingham Palace the cheapest ever 
erected ? Because it was built for one sovereign 
and finished for another. 
What is the difference between a summer dress 
in winter and an extracted tooth ? One is too 
thin and the other i3 tooth-ont. 
What is the difference between a tnnnel and a 
speaking trumpet? One is hollowed out and 
the other is hollowed in. 
Why is furling a ship's canvas like a mock 
auction ? Because it’s a taking in sale (sail.) 
Why are the arrows of Cupid like a man in an 
ague fit ? Because they are all in a quiver. 
What is the difference between the desert of 
Sahara and an ancient shoe? One is all sand 
and the other saml-cd. 
What kind of leather would a naked Moor re¬ 
mind you of? Undressed morocco. 
Why is a Hebrew in perfect health like a di¬ 
amond ? Because he is a Jew-well. 
What celebrated convention would you be re¬ 
minded of on hearing a young lady giving advice 
to her uncle? Council of Nice. 
What is it that by losing an eye has nothing 
left hut a nose ? A npise. 
What thing is that which the more we cut it 
the longer it becomes ? A ditch. 
Why is a French Franc of no value compared 
with the American dollar? Because it is worth¬ 
less. 
What are the features of a cannon ? Cannon’s 
mouth, cannon-lze and cannon-eers. 
What is that which is always invisible and nev¬ 
er out of sight ? The letter L 
What Is the only pain that we make light of? 
A window-pane. 
What workman never turns to the left? A 
wheel-wright. 
What sort of a throat is the best for a singer 
to reach high notes with ? A soar throat. 
Why are balloons in the air like vagrants ? Be¬ 
cause they have no visible means of support. 
Where arc the “ uttermost parts of the earth ?” 
Where there are the most women. 
For Moore's Rural New-Yorker, 
AN ANAGRAM. 
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ARITHMETICAL PROBLEM. 
How many yards of carpeting one yard wide will 
it take to carpet a room 22 feet square, if the carpet 
shrink B* ■ per cent in width, and 25 per cent in length ? 
Gainesville, N. Y. j. e. b. 
tar Answer in two weeks. 
Written for Moore’s Rural New-Yorker, 
FIRST AND SECOND LOVE 
For Moore’s Rural New-Yorker. 
A PUZZLE. 
BY SUE IIROWNE, 
Margaret Ross eat by the window, and on 
the carpet where she had dropped it at her feet 
lay the letter she had been reading. An ashen 
paleness had spread over her face, and a look of 
dumb, hopeless misery had settled in the clear 
depths of her brown eyes. So this was the end 
of all. All the sweet, undefined, half-conscious 
hopes of those short years that., though marked 
by sorrow and pain, were yet supported by Faith 
and Love, must end here. The bright imagin¬ 
ings of a dream swiftly vanishing, and leaving 
but a dull, aching void in the weary heart. “And 
it is ever thus,” thought Margaret, “Not 
one among us women but has at some time or 
other 6old ber birthright of love for ‘a mes9 of 
pottage,' and stooping to the dull and dusty 
tracks of comrnou life we raise the clay idol and 
give it the place in our hearts that belongs to a 
jealous God. Why should we complain that the 
idol Is broken when we have so defiled the ‘holy 
temple ? 1 Why, indeed, should J murmur ? ” 
There was a conscious uplifting of the bowed 
head, a flashing of pride in the dimmed eyes—a 
crimson Btain leapt to the hueless cheek, and 
she rose from the seat where an hour before she 
had sunk hopelessly down, stunned by a heavy 
blow, and walking unsteadily across the room 
took from their resting place a 6mall package of 
letters. One by one she held them over the 
glowing grate and watched to see them scorch 
and wither in the fiery embrace that enfolded 
them for an instant and then shrank away leav¬ 
ing only a little heap of white ashes. Ashes! 
Last, there was a small square of pasteboard to 
which her fingers would cling, though more than 
once It was suspended over the coals and the 
next moment withdrawn. Enclosing this in an 
envelope she wrote an address upon it, and lest 
some mischance &hould befall it, took it to the 
office herself. 
So had died out the one romance of Margaret 
Ross' life. I doubt if you would have noticed 
her in'a crowd. She was not a beauty—those 
who loved her best never thought of her as 
such —and yet I assert that not one woman in 
a thousand could compete with her in true 
womonly worth and tonl - beauty. She was 
not one to challenge attention. Her man- 
ners^were simple and natural. For her there 
was no written code of conventionalities. Her 
truthful nature needed no artificial gloss. Know¬ 
ing her true worth she never sought to degrade 
it by assuming more,—conscious of her own 
defects she never sought to hide them by a false 
seeming. She was twenty-three, and owned to 
every day of it — wore number four gaiters and 
never inquired for less, and never tried to encase 
ber fair, well-formed hand in less than number 
sevens kids. In the face of this she looked a 
thoughtful, pleasant girl—a fair share of intellect 
in the broad, irregular forehead—sincerity in the 
clear, tranquil, brown eyes — character in the 
large, aquelinc no6e, and womanly tenderness in 
the sweet month and prettily rounded chin. 
Her month was sweet, though far too large for 
perfect symmetry, and when she smiled a ray of 
sunshine broke over her face, nestling in a dim¬ 
ple that dented her oval cheek. Three years be¬ 
fore she had first met Walter Bute. It was a 
common chance, or accident, or Providence — 
what shall I call it—that brought them together; 
and yet such it was that had given the coloring 
to her whole life since then, lent a charm to her 
existence, added a new interest to every object, 
until the whole world stood before her trans¬ 
figured with an intense beauty. 
It was when man and woman, started from a 
debasing slumber by the firing of the guns at 
Sumter, had roused themselves and were stand¬ 
ing upon an elevated plane ef thought and feel¬ 
ing—not looking down to the low desire for 
wealth, and personal ambition and self-aggrand¬ 
izement, whence they had arisen, but only up— up 
at the blue 6by and the sunset glory of the crim¬ 
son clouds and the silvery beauty of the stars. 
Suddenly new desires and new impulses Lad 
sprung into being. What before had been only 
Place the fignree 1,2, 3, 4, 5, C, 7, 8, 9 in a square, 
or three figures in a row, so when added together they 
will count fifteen every way that three figures can be 
got in a line. j. m. s. 
Bristol, N. Y. 
tap” Answer in two weeks. 
ANSWERS TO ENIGMAS, &c., IN No. 867, 
Answer to Miscellaneous EnigmaWilliam Henry 
Harrison. 
Answer to Anagram: 
A little sunbeam in the sky 
Said to itself one day, 
I am small, but why should I 
Do nothing else but play ? 
Ill go down to the earth and see 
If there is any uee for me. 
Answer to CharadeCrab-bed. 
Answer to Puzzle—w, whites; b, blacksWwww 
bbbbbwwbwwwbwbbwwbbbwbbwwb. 
Appreciating the Beautiful.— Sir Walter 
Scott, walking once with Lady Scott, saw some 
lambs and remarked on their beauty. “ Yes,” 
said the wife, “lambsarc beautiful—boiled!” 
We read that Mrs. Wordsworth was once walk¬ 
ing in a grove and heard a farmer’s wife solilo¬ 
quizing, “ Oh, my, I do love stockdoves.” The 
heart ef the poet’s wife yearned towards that 
Amaryllis. “ But,” continued the old woman, 
“there he’s some what like6’em in a pie; but 
for my part there’s nothing like ’em stewed in 
onions." Horace Smith tells of a city miss 
who accosted a keeper of sheep in the fields, as 
she glowed with a desire for an Arcadian con¬ 
cert. "Oh, gentle shepherd, prythee tell me 
where’s your pipe ?” to which the man replied, 
“I left it to hum, miss, ’cause I hain’t got no 
baccy.” 
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Genuine Eloquence.— There are no people 
in the world with whom eloquence is so univer¬ 
sal as with the Irish. When Leigh Ritchie was 
traveling in Ireland, he passed a man who was a 
painful spectacle of pallor, squalor, and rag¬ 
gedness. His heart smote him, and he turned 
back. 
“ If you are in want,” said Ritchie, “ why 
don’t you beg?” 
“ Surely, it’s beggin’ I am, yer honor.” 
“ You didn’t say a word.” 
“ Av coorse not, yer honor, but see how the 
skin is spakin’ through the trowsers ! an’ the 
bones cryin’ out through me skin! Look at me 
sunken cheeks, an' the famine that’s starin’ in 
me eye6! Man alive, isn’t it beggin’ I am wid a 
thousand tongues?” 
Once, twice, thrice spring had robed the earth 
with beauty. The soft breeze, fragrant, with 
the breath of the locust and lilac, drifted a 
shower of pink and white bloom about the 
path that Margaret Ross walked, her hand 
restiug lightly on the arm of a gentleman. 
“ nave* I deceived myself with a false hope, 
Margaret?” he asked, bending eagerly down 
to read the answer in her truthful eyes ere her 
lips could frame the words. But her face was 
covered with both hands now, and only a low 
sob emote his ear. 
“ Have I distressed yon, Margaret? I would 
sooner die than give you pain. I beg you forget 
that I have spoken thus and let us be friends 
again, nave you forgiven me, Gretchen ? ” 
“I have nothing to forgive, Mr. Clyde. 
Rather should I say forgive me, that, kuowiDg 
myself, I have given you the opportunity and 
the right — yes, the right — to say these words 
to me.” 
“ You have deceived me, Margaret.” 
“ I have, Andrew— Heaven forgive me — as I 
tried to deceive all the world. But do not judge 
me too harshly. When I came here two years 
ago my heart was very weary, for its confidence 
had been betrayed. One who was in my eyes 
the synonymn of every manly virtue— one into 
whose keeping I had given all my hopes of 
earthly happiness,—proved unworthy of the 
trust, and I strove to hide the wound beneath a 
smiling exterior that none might see the pain it 
gave me.” 
“You could not have loved such a man, 
Margaret.” 
“I do not love such an one, Andrew, but I 
believe my heart is chilled and dead. It has 
nothing to repay the love of such a soul as 
yours.” 
“Let me warm it into life, my Gretchen. 
Listen: you loved an ideality, which you be¬ 
lieved dwelt in the person of such an one. I 
cannot ask yon to love me as you loved him, 
because I am not perfect, as yon believed him to 
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That’s True. — A woman says what she 
chooses without being knocked down for it. 
She can take a 6nooze after dinner while her hus¬ 
band goes to work. She can go into the streets 
without being asked to “stand treat” at every 
saloon. She can stay at home in time of war, 
and get married again if her husband is killed. 
She can get divorced from her husband when¬ 
ever she sees one she likes better. She can get 
her husband in debt all over until he warns the 
public not to trnst her on his account. But all 
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of the Bowels are cured promptly and effectually 
by Dr. D. Jayne’s Carminative Balsam. Being 
pleasant to the taste, it is readily taken by chil¬ 
dren, and having maintained its popularity for 
over thirty years, the proprietors confident]}’ 
recommend it as a Standard Household Reme¬ 
dy. Sold by all Druggists. 
pOUGATE’8 AROMATIC VEGET¬ 
ABLE SO A P.—A Bnperlor Toilet Soap, pre¬ 
pared from refined Vegetable Oil* In combination 
wltn Glycerine, and especially designed for the use 
Ol Liadlea and for the Nursery. Its perfume Is ex¬ 
quisite, and Its washing properties unrivalled. For sale 
by all Druggists. 839-Et 
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