did not falter for a moment; never once looked 
back—never questioned as to the right or wrong 
of what I w'as doing. If Julia had come to me, 
in the midst of that unhappy work, tearful, re¬ 
pentant, and asking to be forgiven, I could not 
have received her gladly. 1 would have received 
her in all kindness, yet soberly and sorrowfully 
as one not worthy of my love. I would have 
done all in my power to make her life pleasant 
and peaceful; would have been true to her, just 
to her, patient and kind. Hut as for love, that 
would have been impossible; because my sou 1 
could not find in her soul the quality for which 
it sought As to what the future might give, un¬ 
der the reforming and re-creating power of a new 
life, all was of course in the future. I speak only 
of that present But she did not return to me. 
On the next day 1 sent Julia every thing to 
which she had a personal right, but without com¬ 
munication of any description. On the day fol¬ 
lowing 1 saw her riding out with Mr. Harbaugit. 
“ No heart—no conscience—no shame !" I said 
to myself, bitterly, as I recognized her. Yet, 
mingled with this bitterness was a sense of relief, 
for her acts justified my course, and made it plain 
that separation was. inevitable. 
Many scandals were soon abroad, of which in¬ 
trusive friends gave me intimations. The aunt 
told her story, seriously to my injury. I was 
represented as a jealous domestic tyrant, whose 
abuse finally reached to such a climax of outrage 
that my wife was compelled to leave me. Too 
sad uud heart-sick to care about denying any¬ 
thing, 1 let all pass without an explanatory sen¬ 
tence, or a word of vindication. “ Let ine suffer 
what 1 may,” I said to myself, “she must always 
have the worst of it.” 
•Into the gay world, young, beautiful, fascina* 
ting, she went as before; while I shrank from so¬ 
ciety, and lived almost alone. Right-thinking 
people lose respect for a man who is seen often 
in public with a woman living separate from her 
husband, especially if the circumstances attend¬ 
ant on the separation have given rise to scandals, 
as in this case. The consequence was, that men 
who felt that they had a good reputation to sus¬ 
tain. avoided the society of my wife; and the 
same result followed with ladies who were duly 
careful in regard to the kind of people who were 
invited to their social entertainments. In conse¬ 
quence, the circle in which my wife moved, grad¬ 
ually narrowed itself, and she fell, more exclu¬ 
sively, into the company of a class of men and 
women who represent a low standard of honor 
and virtue. With these she was in high favor; 
her beauty, her wit, and her vivacious spirits 
throwing a charm around her wherever she ap¬ 
peared. 
A year dragged heavily away. During the 
period I saw .Julia a few times on the street, a 
few times in public assemblies, and a few times 
driving out—al ways in company with some male 
attendant; only twice with Mr. HARi:Ar<:u.*That 
individual, for all his lack of principle, had his 
own reasons for desiring to stand fair with right- 
minded people, and so prudently dropped my 
wife's company when the separation from her 
husband made her notorious. 1 did nut always 
know the men 1 saw with her. and never inquired 
about them. Those I did know were not of un¬ 
blemished reputation. 
At the end of a year I was notified that an ap¬ 
plication for divorce had been made. J did not 
employ counsel, nor in any manner respond to 
the notice. A time for hearing tins ease was ap¬ 
pointed. It was heard and decided on the evi¬ 
dence produced, which was made to bear unfa¬ 
vorably on me. The divorce was granted with 
alimony. 1 was ordered to pay her the sum of 
twelve hundred dollars a year, dating from the 
time of separation, so long as she refrained from 
marriage. 
1 was not displeased or annoyed at the allow¬ 
ance of alimony. If she had made application to 
me for money, even in liberal amounts, I would 
have met the applications favorably. Legally, 
she was my wife, and all legal claims on me 
for her support. 1 was willing to pay. But, I did 
not wish to communicate with her, or make what 
might seem overtures. So, 1 had held myself 
passive. The award of alimony met my state of 
mind, and was co-incident with my view of our 
relation. I held to the word of Scripture, and 
did not believe that auy civil authority had 
power to break the bond of marriage. For my¬ 
self, while she lived, I could not, except at peril 
of my soul, contract another marriage; and I had 
resolved to stand to mine integrity. 
For six months, only, was the allowance paid. 
I took up a newspaper one morning, and as I was 
opening it. my eyes fell upon her name. It was 
in the marriage department! An ardent young 
Southerner had met her. and in the first warmth 
of admiration, laid his heart and fortune at her 
feet, and she did not hesitate about accepting the 
otter. 
“Better this than worse,” 1 said to myself, 
sighing deeply; for it made my heart feel very 
heavy. Site went away, and I saw her but once 
more. Two year* afterward, I read, in an ex¬ 
tract from a Southern paper, that her husband 
had been shot in a duel with a man whom he had 
challenged for alledgod improper familiarity with 
his wife; and a year later it came to my knowledge 
that she had married the murderer of her husband! 
[Concluded on on page 41, this number,] 
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Since the years when the e&rtli was new, 
Where our father* gaze from the held* of God, 
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ARTHUR’S HOMEMAGAZINE for 1863. 
FOZFJffeX XXI XXII. 
Edited by T. S. Arthur & Virginia F. Townsend. 
For Moore’s Rural New-Yorker, 
MISCELLANEOUS ENIGMA. 
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My 8, 17, 3, 12, •! was the ancient name of Candia. 
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Written for Moore's Rural New-Yorker. 
MARKYING A BEAUTY. 
For Moore’s Rural New-Yorker. 
CHAPTER V. 
Onf. day, nearly three months after the unhap¬ 
py event described, as I was returning to my 
desolate home late in the afternoon, a carriage 
drove rapidly past me. J lifted my eyes from the 
pavement in time to see Julia sitting beside .Mr. 
IIarbaugh. She did not show any shrinking or 
shame; hut looked at me coldly and placidly. 
Exteriorly, i was as cairn as my wife. Inwardly, 
the last wild struggle was begun, it was brief. 
That evening l gave my servants notice that 1 
should not want them after the week's close. On 
the next day i directed an auctioneer to make an 
inventory of my furniture, preparatory to a sale. 
My last and hardest trial came. Up to this 
time Julia had sent tor none ol her clothing, and 
I had not seen it best to supply her, voluntarily, 
with any portion of her wardrobe. But now that 
I was going to destroy the fair home I had build* 
ed for love to dwell in, because there was no love, 
it was but lifting that what was lier’s. even to the 
minutest thing, should lie formally transferred. 
1 shrank from the task but it had to be done. At 
first, the articles, as I looked at and touched them, 
gave a sense of disgust, as if associated with 
something impure. But this passed, and I soon 
found my eyes full of tears, my hands trembling, 
and my heart melting with softness. 
In her jewel case was her miniature. .She had 
given it to me before our marriage. Tile clear, 
sweet eyes looked up into mine from the setting 
of pearls with which 1 had had it encircled—look¬ 
ed up into mine tenderly, lovingly; full of all 
pure suggestions—drawing my soul with an in¬ 
tense attraction. 
“ So sweet, so beautiful, so like an angel, and 
yet so uuworthy,” 1 said, putting the pictured 
face aside with a quiet movement that was only 
a veil to tlie agitation within. But I could not 
shut the image from my sight. The lovely conn-' 
tenanco was still before me, in all its radiance,— 
the eyes were resting peacefully, innocently, ten¬ 
derly in mine, and holding me by a spell. I must 
break this spell—It was a false charm, lut ing only 
to disappointment. So pushing aside the image, 
I called back Julia's face as I had seen it oil 
that day—cold, shameless, almost taunting. By 
this 1 had power over myself once more. Thro’ 
the mingling of indignation and disgust with 
pain, 1 found strength ol' will to go on with the 
work in which 1 was engaged. 
I did not venture to look at the miniature again. 
It was laid aside in the jewel case, with many 
souvenirs of love that 1 had bestowed upon my 
wife. It was hard to lot some of these go from 
me. because they had meant so much in the giv¬ 
ing. But the question of retaining any of them 
had only brief debate. I saw that it was best to 
keep nothing; for tlie smallest thing would only 
be a painful reminder. 
It was, perhaps, well that in the beginning of 
this sad evening’s work 1 came so early upon the 
miniature. Other things had less power to dis¬ 
turb me. The gold-tipped ivory fan 1 had 
bought for her: the costly laces; the India shawl; 
the silver card case; the rich dresses in which 
she had looked so entrancingly beantifhl; one af¬ 
ter the other were taken from drawer and ward¬ 
robe, and consigned to trunks and boxes, with 
all things to which she had any personal claim. 
I moved through these tasks in a dull, heavy 
way, more like an automaton t han a sensitive be¬ 
ing. 1 seemed to myself like a man grinding in 
a dark prison house, with chest constricted for 
lack of air. At last it was over. Every thing 
to which Julia had tlie smallest claim, was as¬ 
signed to her, the trunks locked, and the boxes 
closed with nail and hammer. This was as a 
coping to tin? wall of separation, which had for 
months been steadily rising between us. 
1 cannot find language that will convey to you 
any just idea of what I suffered that night. 1 
I. Bkiikad an animal atul leave part of the head. 
2 Behead a working utensil and leave a hut. 
3. Behead an earthen dish and leave a bird. 
4. Behead a country in Europe and leave distress. 
6. Behead an animal and leave a kind of grain. 
ti. Behead extreme contempt and leave a kind of grain 
7. Behead specific gravity and leave a number. 
8. Behead part of a wheel and leave anger. 
9. Beiiead a great curse and leave a great blessing. 
Columbus, Mieli., 1803. J M. Brainkup. 
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C ARKlAt.L HORSES YV.4NTED_Dapple 
gray, long tails, heads well UP; long range in action; 
weight, eleven to twelve hundred: age, seven to eight 
years, 16 hands high. Any person having a .sound pair of 
horses for rale, answering the description will please 
address GEO. A. PRINCE, Buffalo. N. Y. 
( ’ B. JVC IliIiER, 
FOREIGN ANTI AMERICAN 
Horticultural Agent & Commission Merchant 
EXHIBITION AND SALES ROOMS, 
No. 634 Broadway, near Bleeker 8t, New York. 
Alt. kinds of new. rare, and Seedling Plante. Fruits, 
Flowers, 'frees. Vines, Shrubs, Ac., Iron. Wire and Rustic 
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Plates, Designs, Drawings. Ac. .All Horticultural Novelties, 
as soon a* introduced. 
t All orders, Ac., will receive the pereonal attention 
of the Prop/dotor. 
'J’O GROWERS OF SPRING WHEAT. 
CHAPPEIilTA^ SPRAGUE, 
Rochester, N. Y., Sole Manufacturers of 
ANSWERS TO ENIGMAS, &c,, IN No. 679. 
Answer to Illustrated Charade:—Sunshine. 
Answer to Arithmetic m Problem:—Dividing the given 
sum by 3 gives the mean term. Taking the square root 
of the given difference gives the com. dif. Hence tlie re¬ 
quired numbers are 5, 9 and 13. These principles will 
bold good in all cases, and I think are not given in any 
arithmetic. 
Answer to Anagram 
Under a spreading chestnut tree 
The village smithy stands, 
The 8»dth a mighty man is lie, 
With large and sinewy hands, 
Anil tlie muscles of hie brawny arms 
Are strong as iron bands. 
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LITTLE JOKERS 
A dandy, smoking a cigar, having entered a 
menagerie, the proprietor requested him to take 
the weed from his mouth, “ lest he should teach 
the other monkeys had habits." 
A country doctor announces that he has 
changed his residence to the neighborhood of the 
churchyard, which he hopes may prove a great 
convenience to bis uiunerons patients. 
Any one who has lain all night upon :i shelf, 
with un irresistible conviction that the house was 
dancing a polka, to the imminent danger of 
pitching him off. can form an idea of a first 
“night's rest” in the berth of an ocean steamer. 
Barry Cornwall says, “Come let me dive 
into thine eyes.” If his love had “swimming 
eyes,” very good; but) at all events, our advice 
to the young woman is, for divers reasons, don't 
let him do it. He might go over a “cataract.” 
Why is the circulation of the blood sometimes 
suspended? Because it attempts'to circulate in 
vein. 
Take away my first letter—take away my 
second letter —take away all my letters, and I 
am still the same—the postman. 
Sir William Brown, a pompous sort of a 
man, beiug at a parish meeting, made some pro¬ 
posals which were objected to by a farmer. 
Highly enraged, he said to the farmer, “Sir. do 
you know that I have been to two universities?” 
“Well, sir,” said the farmer, “what of that? 1 
had a calf that sucked two cows, and the obser¬ 
vation I made was, the more he sucked, the 
greater calf he grew.” 
The following bill, rendered by a carpenter to 
a farmer for whom he had worked, seems at least 
curious:—“To hanging two barn doors and my¬ 
self seven hours, one dollar and a half.” 
“I know 1 am a perfect bear in my manners,” 
said a young farmer to his sweetheart “No, 
indeed you are not, John; for you know you 
have never hugged me. You are more sheep 
than bear ” 
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Brings it within the reach of every Fanner. Du receipt of 
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operating,) will lie shipped us directed, Those wishing to 
engine* in tho Nile of tire machine and pnrchAKiug by the 
dozen, trill have n lair discount made to them. All orders 
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TO ALL WHO HAVE FOR SATE 
Fruits, dry and green. 
Butter, Cheese, 
Lard, Hams, 
Eggs, -Poultry, 
Game, Vegetables, 
P’lour, drain. 
Seeds, Are., Arc., 
Can have them well sold at the highest prices iu New York 
with full cash returns always within Ten Days of their 
reaching the city, by forwarding them to the Commission 
House for Country Produce, of 
J08IAII CARl*ENTER, 
814 Jay Street, New York. 
N. B.—The advertiser has had abundant experience in 
this business, and trusts tint lie will continue to merit pat¬ 
ronage by the most careful attention to the interests of his 
patrons, The articles are taken churge of on.their arrival, 
aud carefully disposed of, promptly, to good cash customers, 
aud cash returns made immediately to the owner. (The 
highest charge made for receiving find sidling is 5 per cent. | 
A New York Weekly Price Current is issued by.I. Car¬ 
penter, which is sent free to all his patrons. A specimen 
copy sent free to any desiring it. A trial will prove the 
above facts. For abundant references as to responsibility, 
integrity, Ac., see the “Price Current." 
Ljr Cash advanced on consignments of Produce. Cash 
paid for BVTTER in large or small Quantites. 
SEND FOR 
A. FREE COPY 
o P 
PRICES CURRENT, 
AND ALL OTHER PARTICULARS, 
T O 
JOS I All CARPENTER, 
.Vo, 32 Jay Street , JYetc York. 
llow DO you Do?—That’s English and Amer¬ 
ican. “Ilow do you carry yourself?” That’s 
French. “ How do you stand?” That’s Italian. 
“How do you find yourself?” That’s Gorman. 
“Howdo you faro?” That's Dutch. "How can 
you?" That's Swedish. “How do you perspire?” 
That’s Egyptian. “How is your stomach?” “Have 
you eaten any rice?” That’s Chinese. ‘‘How do 
you have yourself?” That’s Polish. “How do 
you live on?” That’sRussian. “May thy shadow 
never fee less I" That’s Persian:—and all mean 
much the same thing. 
Throwing One’s Self About— An instance 
of this proceeding was witnessed a few evenings 
ago at a party, in the case of a young lady who, 
when asked to sing, first tossed her head and— 
then pitched her voice. 
An utterly unthinking person should say only 
what he thinks. 
