A young man, reader, whom I had known from 
childhood, and known him always the same,— 
honorable, noble, pure, generous, and frank as his 
name. We had attended the same school, year 
after year, from the time he was a boy of nine, and 
I a Untie girl of 3even years, until the winter I wai 
eighteen. He left school then, and went as clerk 
into his father’s store. The following spring his 
father died, leaving everything he owned,—money, 
houses and land to the amount of about sixty thou¬ 
sand dollars,—to his wife, to divide between their 
two sons, Frank and his older brother Jambs —as 
she should see proper. Mr. Parker was a pleasant, 
agreeable and kind-hearted man. Everybody liked 
him. He was also sharp, shrewd, and, in financial 
matters, second to no one. In short, as whimsical 
old Billy Wthte said once, “James Parker had 
only two faults: he couldn’t say mo, and he let his 
wife be lord and master.” The last accusation was 
most certainly true. She ruled him, down to the 
last moment, and he made his will according to her 
dictation. They had been poor, but by means of 
his industry and business abilities, and her close 
economy and talent for managing both him and his 
business, they acquired wealth. James and Frank 
were their only children.—fTo be continued. 
ployment? Did yon ever seek, week after week, 
month after month, for work, wearily, so wearily, 
and in vain, till the magic words —“A Situation' 1 ' 
—became for you an open sesame, giving admission 
to Hope, Happiness, Liberty and Life ? The first- 
named seraphs lowered their soft wings and abode 
with us all that evening, the influence of their gen¬ 
tle presence being inhaled like delicate Arabian per¬ 
fumes, too fine and evanescent to last, but of subtle 
sweetness. 
In the course of the evening, Judge Welles came 
in. One scarcely ever saw him, save in court-house, 
and at church. He visited nowhere, and since his 
wife's death was more of a recluse than ever; there¬ 
fore his call was quite an event, though we were 
expecting him. He staid about twenty minutes, 
but in that time all was settled. 
In the same seminary in which Mrs. Welles had 
been preceptress, I was to be third teacher, till I 
should have an opportunity of rising higher. I was 
to teach some of the English branches, French and 
German. My salary was to be three hundred and 
fifty dollars a year, and they would pay my way out 
there. The Principal of the school was a personal 
friend of the Judge, and he had commissioned him, 
he said, to advance me the money for my journey. 
1 strongly suspect, to this day, that not a word had 
the worthy Principal said of this same money, but 
that the Judge, shrewdly suspecting onr fun(js were 
rather low, fabricated this very white lie out of 
whole cloth. He said he was going to Albany 
about the same time, and would see me safely 
through the. first stage of my journey. The school 
averaged, generally, about two hundred and fifty 
students; it was somewhat reduced by the war, but 
not much. He bade us a kind good-evening, and 
went. We were very glad, very grateful, but—“ It 
is more blessed to give than to receive ; and he had 
“ caused the widow’6 heart to sing for joy.” 
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Then I heard her voice with gladness,- 
Clasped her band in mine once more,- 
And felt purer in her presence, 
As 1 did in days of yore; 
And she seemed to be an angel. 
E'en as in the years gone by, t 
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Wore a lovely smile angelic, 
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so 6weet, ah, so sweet! “ What a pity all should 
fadewe say. Not at all; if such were all real¬ 
ized, Earth would not be Earth, but Heaven, which 
would defeat Earth's object: namely, to prepare us, 
by her discipline, for Heaven. For my part, I am 
very glad)', Eve ate the apple, and, of course, gave 
\nx\* a piece of it. 1 would not choose to live in 
Paradise till I had passed through Earth’s sorrow 
and bitterness.to reach it. What is Happiness, if 
there has been no past Misery to be its foil ? What 
is endless);Day without a Night, or endless Summer 
without a Winter? Tiresome things. Bayard Tay¬ 
lor felt it to be so, when within the Arctic Circle; 
he would Eincerely have rejoiced to see the Sun go 
quietly to bed and allow him to do the same, instead 
of running round and round his chamber, like a 
man insane, or a bewildered child lost in the woods, 
ever returning to the place he started from. He 
realized it, too, when, like Samson in Delilah’s 
iap, he lay'Jeborn of bis strength by tropical heat. 
Too warm an embrace did the swarthy Torrid Zone 
give him ; he longed to feel the breath of a bracing 
Northwest wind,—old Boreas in his roughest mood. 
In a halo of enjoyment, I sat by the window, stead¬ 
ily sewing all day long. I ate an apple and a fried 
cake, at twelve o’clock, and sat down again to my 
work. I must be very industrious, I thought, for 
was I not going to Illinois ? How the name thrilled 
me! The very State, the same city, the same school, 
even, from which our dear Mrs. Welles had come, 
now, through her husband’s influence, 1 was going 
to! How strangely things come abont sometimes! 
How other peoples’ lives are woven in, and inter¬ 
twined, with ours! It was only a few years since 
Mrs. Welles came from there: they could not so 
soon have forgotten her. I should learn so much 
about her; perhaps all the story of her love and 
marriage, from her "first acquaintance with the 
Judge. 
“ 1 wonder what salary they will give me;—per¬ 
haps four hundred a year; but no, teachers’ salaries 
are small now; even Mrs. Harding, the French 
teacher at the Seminary, gets only two hundred and 
fifty. Well, I can teach French and German, and 
the rudiments of Latin. Put it down to the lowest 
figure: suppose 1 get only two hundred; that will 
do nicely,—how much I can accomplish with it! 
Let me see; two hundred a year, reckoning all the 
year round: twelve into twenty once, and eight 
over; twelve into eighty six times,—that will be 
over sixteen dollars a month ; four dollars a week, 
and my board, of course. 1 will not need more 
than two dollars a week, to buy all I care about; I 
can &end the other two home; that will be eight 
dollars a month; it will help them so much. (It 
was cheap times then, reader, before cotton slowly 
rose till it gracefully ascended out of onr sight, and, 
by some mysterious attraction, drew everything else 
up after it.) I will see the prairies, and in all their 
beauty, too, for 1 am going in three weeks’ time: 
that will be—let me see—about ten days after ‘ the 
Fourth,’ 1 shall spend oue more ' Fourth' at home, 
and I know, I am pretty sure, where and how I 
shall spend it.” 
If there had been any body there to see it, I dare 
say,—indeed I know,—that I blushed, just as that 
thought went slyly through my brain, and, in con¬ 
sequence of sympathetic nerves running thence to 
my heart, it throbbed with a few very swift beats. 
I will tell you why, presently, reader. Meantime, 
one bright hour after another passed like shy, 
pretty children, silently offering gifts. 1 did not 
notice them till they were gone, leaving their sweet 
thoughts, till my treasury was full. Four o’clock 
came, and brought with it Alice and Mary ; six 
o’clock, and mother arrived. 1 said never a word 
to the girls, but helped Mary get tea; while Alice 
sat down with “ David Copperfield,” and present¬ 
ly lost herself in his wanderings and adventures. 
“ Ah,” thought I, 11 1 will tell yon a more interest¬ 
ing tale, to-night, my love, than even David’s.” 
Mary asked me why I was 60 quiet “ I am think¬ 
ing,” I said, and as I felt my face grow hot, 1 feared 
she would ask some closer question, and sent her 
hastily to the spring for water. When she came 
back 1 was in the sitting-room, with Alice, again 
at my sewing. 
“Mary,” 1 called ont, “would you just as soon 
make some biscuit for tea? There is some sour 
milk in the pantry.” 
Mary, always accommodating, said “Yes,” and 
forthwith brought out the baking board. 
So I was left alone in my glory again, till tea was 
ready,—creamy biscuit and all. The clock struck 
six, and mother came home. She laid aside her 
bonnet; we gathered round the table; and I told 
them my tale. 1 was right: my story excelled 
Dickens’. “David Copperfield” wa6 left neglect¬ 
ed and alone that evening. 
A school-friend wrote for fler graduating poem— 
“ Earth’s Triumph-Hoursthat was one of mine— 
of ours. Our hearts were very full. We are not a 
demonstrative family, generally; mother, especially, 
is not a demonstrative woman: very rarely does she 
kiss ns ; still more rarely does she lake one of us in 
her embrace, or caress us in any mauner; but that 
evening was an exception. I sat beside her, in my 
usual place at the table, and as I told her my glad, 
good news, with a quick, fond caress she folded me 
in her arms. The girle started up: quiet Mary, 
with her face still hot from the oven, kissed me 
softly; impulsive Alice flew round the table, upset 
her tea-cup, and broke a plate, in her haste to give 
me “one good hug,” as she said: then clapped her 
hand6 and cried, to her heart’s content. 
“And all this for what?"—the astonished reader 
may ask,—“ a situation to teach school, which, at 
the best, would bring in only a very small sum, the 
amount of which sum you didn’t even y r et know ” 
True, very true, lu saying that, most wise reader, 
you show your usual logical acumen. We should not 
have been so delighted, so half-bewitched, so whollj - 
out of our senses, but—were you ever out of em¬ 
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She, last evening, in my slumbers, 
Bent above me once again. 
And in gentle, flowing numbers, 
Soothed my weary sonl as then. 
Soft she told me God had called her 
To a mansion in the sky; 
Then I wept as she departed, 
Kissing me a last good-by. 
CHAPTER IV. 
Bright and gayly passed the long summer days; 
all too short were they,—all too swiftly they flew,— 
for the vast amount of sewing mother and I wished 
to crowd into them. Alice and Mart must not 
leave school, now, almost at the close of a term; 
examination-day was too near. They, however, 
worked indefatigably, but of school hours. Alice 
even gave up “David Copperfield” for me; he, 
poor fellow, was thruBt unceremoniously into one 
corner, never noticed now, nor thought of; even 
Amanda Lee never spoke of him, though she 
spent hours in onr little parlor, her needle and her 
merry tongue both very busily at work. Alas, 
for fame! 
One disappointment I had just about this time,— 
concerning no less an important day than the Fourth 
of July,—the pleasures of which it wa6 rather hard 
to think of foregoing. 1 had anticipated that, of all 
those bright days, it would be the very merriest and 
brightest. There was to be a pic-nie a sail down 
the river, landing at a little emerald of an island; 
feasting, fun and frolic,—and a homeward sail by 
moonlight, the leading boat having a band of music 
aboard. My sisters were invited : Mary had a 
special invitation from a student-friend; Alice was 
to go with a crowd of girls. I knew—at least 1 
thought I knew—who would invite me; but, to 
my great surprise, the days came and went, and 
brought no invitation. I scarcely noticed how 
quickly the busy days did pass, till one very sultry 
morning, when Mary announced that it was the 
first of July, and immediately began to talk abont 
the pic-nic, asking mother wbat cakes she might 
bake, and wondering if she dared launch into the 
extravagance of a lemon pie. 
“Maggie,” she sold, suddenly, turning to me, 
“ are you going ?” 
“I guess not;” 1 replied, laughing, but embar¬ 
rassed, for the first lime in my life, before Mary ; 
“ I have not been invited.” 
“O,” she 6aid, coloring in her turn, “but you 
will be, of courseand here Marx’s womanly tact, 
of which she had more than any of us, inspired her 
instantly to add—” I heard Charley Edgerton say 
he would like to ask you, but he knew it would be 
of no use; we all knew who you would go with.” 
She laughed, and left me. 
I felt half mortified, half pleased. “If I don’t 
go with anybody,” I thought, “I can spend ‘the 
Fourth' quietly at home. I shall not much care ; 
but I do wonder if he will take any other girl.” 
(He, reader, was not Charley Edgerton.) 
Evening solved my doubts. As I was wiping the 
tea-dishes Alice came and said a gentleman in the 
parlor wished to see me. 1 left her to finish my 
work. bJie smiled a little, as she took the towel 
from my baud, aud Mary began suddenly to sing, 
in a very clear, musical voice,— 
g in the days when we went Gypsying, 
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A long time ago, 
I said nothing, but took ofl an immense apron, in 
which 1 was swathed, and went in. I was very 
tired,—for mother aud I had been doing a large 
ironing,—and very much out of spirits, the cause 
for which I could scarcely define; but when Frank 
Parker rose to greet me, some strength—nervous 
or electric —filled me, fatigue and depression took 
French leave, I felt very light aud sunny of heart. 
He staid two hours, and as we talked. I was several 
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ed. As he weDt to the door, and we 6tood talking 
a few moments longer in the light ®f the new moon, 
I was again abont to tell him, The words were on 
my lips—“ Have you heard the good news for me ?” 
when he spoke: 
“ I wished to have the pleasure of asking you to 
go with me to the celebration on the Fourth,” he 
said, “ but I cannot. Very important business calls 
me to the city to-morrow. I must go, and I shall 
probably be gone a week or more, i am sorry, but 
it can’t be helped. Do you think you’ll be there ?” 
“ I guess notI said, “ I really don’t care about 
going.” 
He smiled a little, bade me “good night," and 
left me. 
And I didn't care about going. I had been in¬ 
vited, or would have been invited, if circumstances 
had not prevented, and now I was perfectly willing 
to stay at home, talk with mother, aud rest and 
read, all through the “ Glorious Fourth,” which I 
did, accordingly. I was quite content and happy. 
Mother and I had a cozy dinner and tea, all by our¬ 
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aloud to her, and read on, in that fascinating tale, 
till Jane arrived at Thornfieid Hall, and Alice and 
Mar y came home, laden with a huge basket of cake 
for me, and a budget of regrets that I wasn’t there. 
One thing troubled tue somewhat—that I had not 
told Frank. (In our primitive village, young gen¬ 
tlemen aDd ladies, as well as children, called each 
other by their first names. ) I was sorry that 1 had 
not informed him of my going away. Something 
might detain him longer than he expected. In ten 
days, now, I was to start. What if he should not 
return in time to say good-by ? I should be very 
sorry. 
And why? What was Frank Parker to me? 
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