THE*-NECTAR 
Tg.- - - ' ] 
FINANCIAL 
Minor 
TOO DEEP FOR THAT 
NEW 7-30 GOLD LOAN 
Yes.” mild Farmer Brown, 
Bringing his hard Hat down 
On the old oak uiblc; 
They say that men can talk. 
From Purls to Now York, 
Through tho sunken cable. 
OF THE 
’Tis perfectly absurd, 
For to hear a single word 
No man is able; 
And It’s dear enough to me 
That tins widespread mystery 
Is a foolish fable. 
Secured by First Mortgage on Rail 
road and Land Grant. 
WITH GEARING INCLOSED 
In a neat iron case, has been in use three years. Put 
to the sex w«t fc#fs. in sharply cun tested trials, it has 
come out victorious. 
Tho news we get from Rome 
Is all made up at home, 
’Tin my conviction; 
And that, you sue, will account 
For the terrible amount 
Of contradiction. 
used in the CLIMAX is 
The Great Improvement of the Day. 
The motion of the knife i» changed, without stop¬ 
ping the team, by simply shifting a lever. In'cutting 
common grass or grain, the SLOW MOTION is all that 
is necessary, saving much wear rffthe machine. For 
going through heavy or lodged glass, the PAST MO¬ 
TION' is thrown on, giving large Increase of power. 
Thu llroppet A 11 nclimciit is readily adjusted 
to the machine, and makes the finest l!nrvcstei* 
over offered in the. market. 
The machine hnr been favorably introduced In ull 
the grass snd grain-growing States. 
\Ve warranl ill machines, and offer liberal terms to 
uml J)<»alers, 
Farmers desiring a good machine, and Dealers in 
Agi'icnliiiiml Implement!*, will do well to corre¬ 
spond with ns. 
£?/- Descriptive Circulars promptly mutled. 
Address 
CLIMAX MOWER & REAPER CO., 
CORKY. PA. 
Yes,” suid Farmer Frown, 
Bringing lilt, hard tlst down 
On the old oak table; 
My wife and I have tried 
The expenmont; we tied 
A good stout bit of cable 
We offer for sale at par and accrued interest the 
First Mortgage Land Grant Gold Bonds of the North¬ 
ern Pacific Railroad Company. They are free from 
United States Tax. and are issued of the following 
denominalions:- Coupons $100, $500 and $1,000, 
Registered $100, $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000. 
With the same entire confidence with which we 
commended Government bonds to Capitalist* and 
People, we now, after the fullest investigation, rec¬ 
ommend these Northern Pacific Railroad bonds to 
our friends and the general public. 
HOLD PAYMENT.—Both principal and inter, 
ost are payable in American gold coin, at the office 
of Jay Cooke A Co., New York City—the principal at 
the end of ;10 years, and the interest (at the rate ol' 
seven and three-tenths per cent, per annum) half 
yearly, first of January and July. 
PERFECT SAFETY.—The bonds we ure now 
'/To the fence Just over there, 
And tho looker of tills chair; 
And wo couldn't do it, 
Though wo Hcreuinod ourselves as hoarse 
As throe toads; bin of course 
Not one word went through it. 
Don’t talk to me, I pray. 
Of fresh nows every day 
Through sunken cables; 
Sea yarns are always tough, 
And I have heard enough 
Of such old fables!” 
[Josephine Pollard. 
GEO. A. PRINCE & CO. 
Organs & Melodcons, 
HOUSEHOLD CORRESPONDENCE. 
J. Horner writes: “1 want a receipt for 
grouse-pudding." 
[Ity all means. Nothing easier. Send tho 
grouse-pudding here, mid we’ll return you a 
receipt for it by bearer.—Ed.] 
i want,” says Our mutable correspondent, 
Mis- Goodehfld, ” to know howto make a nice 
drink for eveningparties, neillieroxponsivc, nor 
strong. Something that (lie tnnid can hand 
round in little glasses, or something hot fora 
howl on the table, to which all could go and re¬ 
fresh themselves." 
(.For ilie "litlie glasses," hot water with a 
squeeze Of lemon in il. Dolioiouai For tho 
more jovial “bowl" we recommend, also, hot. 
water -with soap and towel. Most refreshing. 
—Eli.] 
l'i zzi.kd Pumpkin.—“C an you suggest a good 
til 11 of fare for ono week ?' [Yes.—EoJ 
" Luncheon is an awkward meal,”says Mrs. 
.lenlclnsoii. “ I want to know what dishes 1 can 
extemporize when a lot of visitors eoiue in sud¬ 
denly about one o'clock, and slay to lunch.” 
Lit quite depends upon wliat you have in the 
house. Parsley, onions, jam, cheese, bread, 
something cold from yesterday, salt, mustard, 
pepper and anchovy sauce. I t you can't extem¬ 
porize luncheon out of such materials as these, 
l hen neit her you nor your friends can be hungry. 
—Ed.] 
“ Give tno a short method for making mince 
pies."—X, 
[Make mince, make pie. There yon are!—En.] 
—Punch. 
The Oldest, Largest and Most Perfect Manufactory 
in the United States. 
Now in use. 
No other Musical Instrument ever obtained the 
same popularity. 
By Send for Price Lists. 
Address BUFFALO, N. Y., 
Or CHICAGO, ILL. 
TREASURER'S OFFICE. i 
ST. JOSEPH A DENVER CITY* 
t „ RAILROAD COMPANY, / 
St. Joseph, Mo., January 28, ISTI. I 
T 1 . 1 * 5 ,v, 'i:hi$st and cot pons <i uo 
1 February Hit I,. IV.!, on t he First Mortgage Eight 
Percent. (8 percent.) Cold Bonds of the St. Joseph 
n.'e nm unv, ‘r /, ll Y Ua! ' r ""d company will bo pultl at 
. upon presentation and 
” ‘of Uoverii- 
T ,fK EVTUBEST AND COUPONS <1 
1 Iohruai v I'll II. 18*1, on Hie First Mortgage in. 
P«r r .* r . .?*£*;! ** the st. j..s. 
the office of tiieVarmers' I 
in the Ctty of New Vork. ,„ COB , 
application on and alter that date, free 
muut tux. 
_ 7'HOB. E. TOOTLE, Treasurer. 
miscellaneous QVbticrtiscmems 
H UNTING, TRAPPING 
MADE EASV. New. Tollable 
mutter Tnuri any dollar hook ; itau.h 
toe. no. k : including preparation 
traps, Ac., all modes of prrsenii 
skins and furs, anil mUOh other Lit 
uhlo mini inatioii. Price Inin , than 
(oven at $2 or fS) wun reliable ', tj. .■ 
mi reliable and com pi eto. Onl, 20 , 
pai.l Send for Calaioguo of Rooks 
r w m i rv n. ii. . 
P EA RS, PEA It S. —From Fnrii i 
Thousand extra Pkar skkdlim;.*. lu 
_ A. C. GAGE, Boltona, itee Co 
TltOPIi V tomato, -twenty 
A seeds sent, post-paid, for 15 cents 
Address II. O. POLLOCK. Wnrsa 
WILL GIVE YOU 
FACE-SPREADING PARAGRAPHS, 
Beauty don’t.draw usby a singlehuir as much 
as she did, because the strand is apt to he a mat¬ 
ter of purchase rather than of nature. Hence 
the slory of Hie Halifax man. He attended a 
ladies’ lair not long Since, and being solicited to 
buy something by a fair creature who kept one 
of I ho tables, said he wanted to buy what he 
feared was not for sale—a look of her hair. To 
hi -- surprlso aud delight, she promptly cut off the 
oovolcd curl and received the price offered- ten 
dollars. Tho happy purchaser was exhibiting 
lib trophy to one of bis friends, who very sud¬ 
denly blasted his Joy by saying, “ Site rather out¬ 
flanked you, for, to my certain knowledge, she 
only paid three dollars for the whole wig.” 
A man in Covington, Ky., made a bet the 
other day that lie could drink a pint anti a-haif 
of Cincinnati whisky in twelve hours. “He 
won the bet," says the Louisville Courier, “and 
his widow remarked at the funeral the next day 
that it was the Hist money he had earned by 
hard work in ten yoftiv.” 
A lecturer quoted the Miltonic couplet: 
But come thou goddess, fair and free, 
in Heaven yclep’d Euphrosyne; 
and hml the pleasure of reading the next morn¬ 
ing the following stenographic transformation: 
But came that goddess, fair and free, 
in Heaven she crept, and froze her knee. 
The Illinois suvans are diseusslngeow milking, 
some favoring the fore-and-aft and others the 
“diagonal" style. One patriarch believes that 
“ every man should be left free to milk accord¬ 
ing t,, the dictates of his own conscience”— 
which is a sensible conclusion. 
A Western journal recently published this 
exlraordiuary notice“Married at the resi¬ 
dence of the bride's father, by the Rev. A. M. 
Lyons, John P. Ellis, Esq.,all of tfiisclty." That 
is what is called in euchre, “going it alone." 
A eu i end ol' ours, says the Potts ville Miners’ 
.Tournul, was recently invited to a seat on the 
J -.OOr of the House at Washington, and he indig¬ 
nantly refused, saying that he was accustomed 
to sit on chairs at home. 
An Iowa paper tells of a smart wife who 
helped her husband t 
\V I.NHMlLI.fi.-FOR TIIE REST 
It regulating Windmill in n,u wmlii i 
wntor for ttvsldunces. Farms, City Building 
i l Sf ,!" ,d Irrigation, address CONTINENT 
.1 College Place. New York. 
|Mj raara | TilKA A ECTAR 
BLACK TEA, 
ARISEN TEA FLAVOR. 
lyUI M '4§r Warranted to Suit all Tastes. 
S*GR SALE EVERYWHERE. 
And for sale Wholesale only by the 
(XKW JERSEY) 
We publish n very interesting pamphlet, entitled a 
•’HISTORY OF WATCHMAKING." It Is beauti¬ 
fully illustrated with line engravings, and Is clearly 
printed nn fine paper. We send tills gratuitously to 
anyone Who will send us their address, ami It will 
be found very interesting to both Watch Wearers 
and Wat,eh Buyer*. With It we send our Descriptive 
Catalogue cud Price List of Waltham Watches. It 
will afford uh pleasure to send them to every reader 
Of this paper. 
Address, (no stump required for return postage,) 
and please state that you saw this notice in the 
Rurai. NEW-YouKittt, 
HOWARD & CO., 
S65 Bioa<hva.r, I»xv York. 
ALL PRICES REDUCED SINCE FEBRUARY 1ST. 
P. O. Box 5506. No. 8 Ulim elt St 
Send for Thea-Nectar Circular. 
THE ROAD NOW RUJLDING.-Wotk was 
begun In July last oil the eastern portion of the line, 
and tho money provided, by the sale to stockholders 
of some six millions of the Company's bonds, to build 
, and equip the road from Lake Superior across Min¬ 
nesota to the Red River of the North—ffiJS miles. The 
grading or. this division is now well advanced, the 
iron is helug rapidly laid ; several thousand men are 
at work on the line, and about the first of August 
next this Important section of the road will be in 
full operation. In the meantime orders have been 
sent to the Pueblo ooast for tho commencement of 
the work on the western end In early spring, and 
thereafter the work will be pushed, both eastward 
and westward, with us much speed ns maybe con¬ 
sistent with solidity and a wise economy, 
RECEIVABLE FOR LA NOS.—These bonds 
will he at all times receivable, at 1.10, In payment for 
the Company's lands; at their lowest cash price. 
BONI)8 EXCHANGEABLE.—Tho registered 
bonds can be exchanged at any lime for coupons, the 
coupons for registered, and both these can be ex¬ 
changed for others, payable, principal and Interest, 
at any of the principal financial centers of Europe 
in the coin of the various Eurcoean countries. 
HOW TO GET THEM,— Yottr nearest Bank 
or Banker wilt supply these bonds in any desired 
amount, and. of any needed denomination. Persons 
wishing to exchange stocks or other bonds for these, 
can do so with any of our agents, who will allow the 
highest current price for all marketable securities. 
Those living in localities remote from banks, may 
send money, or other bonds, directly to us by express 
and wc will send back Northern Pacific bonds at our 
own risk, and without cost to the investor. For 
further information, pamphlets, maps, etc,, call on 
or address the undersigned, or any of the Banks or 
Bankers employed to sell this loan. 
FOR. SALE 33 Y 
TIIK GREATEST SICCESS OF THE SEASON J 
INDORSED BY THE 
■ B 0 S.J H WITH f’KN ANI) PENCIL. 
.kB ttrNx By Samuel hazard. 
*•! 4J JO? idi 3 
ILLUSTRATIONS 
A few more good AGENTS WANTED. 
HARTFORD PUBLISHING CO., 
Hartford, Conn. 
QUAKER CSTY TILE MILL 
FOR SALE IN 
ULDI\G PAPER 
OF THREE G R A DBS. 
SHEATHING BOARD, 
For outside ol’ Studding, finder Clap- 
boards. A non-conductor ol’ cold, bent 
and dampness. 
Prepared Plastering Board, 
a cheap and perfect sohsiit nut for lath 
and plaster; uiahi—y smooth, substan¬ 
tial wall, at less [it ill half the usual 
cost. 
DOTTBLE-THTOK ROOFING, 
made entirely of V.'uol Felt, u cheap 
and perfect article. 
Samples and 1 irenhurs sent free, by 
ROCK III Vi,K PAPER CO., 
• 'hicitgo; or 
B. K. HALE, 
22 and 24 Frankfort St.. New York. 
COUPON A7*I> REGISTERED 
SEVEN-EIGHTHS OE THE RIGHT OF WAY 
PAID FOR. 
I Patented by 8. H A WKTNS. Carmel, Ind.] 
n,?Peod!ost, lightest draft and 
; V'htablt} mill. All cam ninveioeuts are rllscard- 
ml’.rA , ra !’ k , t:l ' £,n « 1111 Place. Brass boxing in all 
“ n re l‘htyod at pleasure. It is 
SlV&FJP L il'lD* degree of simplicity, giving it 
\i r m ! J nd rturabilityHum any other. This 
Aim is capable of molding ao.udu three-inch Tile per 
iwn't tr, 1 ? T t» 'portion. .Makes six sizes, from 
tuu tu •-even-inch core, and of attv shrine desired 
^nu- 1 rV/. r li', '' , i 0l i C V,°/ ca ? 11 "' ” s<ia a '“ well «l one end 
onlv it desired. Satisfaction sun ran toad. Was a ward- 
187<) 1 ll|emun ‘ at ' 0lli ° and Indiana state Fairs of 
AGENTS. - Eagle Machine Works, Indianapolis 
ximufiJ j 1 ,“ Bifhniond. ind.; Ott ,v Me. 
Millin, Rockville, Ind. ; Johnsitn A Revel, Lnrat oiU) 
r n . , \i 1 ' «’ la / r A'' * Son .Toledo, Ohio ; Parsons & 
Co., Mansfield, Ohio ; Bradley A Bunks. Chicago 111 • 
Tyler A. Hun. Vinoennes, Ind. M.'titufuctured i>y 
A . !V. HA OLEY, Uivlimoitd, Ind. 
ONE-HALF THE DISTANCE FROM JERSEY 
CITY TO GREENWOOD LAKE. GRADED 
READY FOR THE IRON. 
n raise seventy-acres of 
wlimit. The way 6lie liolped him was to stand 
in the door and shake a broom at him when he 
sat down to rest. 
Gov. Merrill of Town recently began nn ad¬ 
dress to the State Prison convicts with tlie re- 
nmrk, “ I am glad to see ho many of you here." 
The applause that followed was too faint to he 
reported. 
Lecturing is not always profitable In the 
West.—In Toledo, Ohio, recently, a feminine 
orator took but £15 at the door, and the fever 
and ague mi the hall. 
At a Welsh Eistedafod at Utica the other dar, 
a banner bore the proud motto. “ Y ddraig goeh 
a ddry gyohwn,” or “ You know how it is 
yourself." 
A Buffalo editor mourns over the demise of 
a “ proud and sensitive " dog. 
THE IRON BOUGHT, AND 25 MILES OF ROAD 
TO BE RUNNING BY MIDSUMMER. 
E ggs from first prtzf, \n»> se- 
leeted Slock.—Butt' I'oehtns. Pa- •- gr t'..chins, 
White CochinH, Dark Br.ihtuas and t-iglil Riaimias; 
and good Fowl* for sale. Adtln*-*, with lelUVit 
stamp, ASAHBL TANNER, Norwich, Conu. 
SEND FOR CIRCULAR AND MAP, 
T he riDFit iteykekv manual. 
liY J. S. BUELL. 
A Practical Hand-Book, which embraces Treatises 
on the Apple; Construction at t’jdi r Mill*, rioor 
Presses. Seed Washers, and Fidcr -Mill Machinery hi 
general; Cider Making; Ferment a i ion ; Improved 
Process in Refilling Cider, and it- C.mvcrslt u iutu 
Wine and Champagne; Vinegar Mnitqmlution by tlm 
Slow and Quick Piocaases; IiHltat” n Ciders: Vari¬ 
ous kinds i»f Surrogate Wines; Suliuai r Bcvaragos; 
Fancy Vinegars, etc., etc. Price, only SI.5M, 
Address D. I), ’i’. MOORE, 
Rural Office,41 Park Row, N.Y., uml ILieheatcr. N.Y. 
^GRICULTUK A l college, 
Th® next term of the MKTIIGAX STATE ACRb 
CULTURAL COLLEGE will commence on Wi.». 
NEfiDAV, tho 22d of February, 1871. Send for Cata¬ 
logue, giving course of study, expenses, &c., &e., tc 
_ T. C . ABBOT, Lansing, Michigan. 
Q»> K A » Month—Agents wanted to sell oer new 
—Patent Potato Peeling Machine Cuta. 
logue free. TITCOMB & CO.. 50 ItaW St"ChSl 
Fiscal Agents Northern Pacific Railroad Co., 
114 South Third St., Philadelphia; Corner of Nassau 
and Wall Sts., New York; 452 Fifteenth St., Wash¬ 
ington, D. C„ bp National Banks, and by Brokers 
generally throughout the country. 
rp !! E N E W S E E D LINO POTA TO 
X "IDAHO.” Considered In all respeots, it 
is believed to be the lust potato a farmer can 
raise. Send for Circular to 
HENRY THOMPSON, East Haddam, Ct. 
