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It is the right of every invalid to know what his medicine is, and why it is 
prescribed, is any sufferer from dyspepsia, liver complaint, headache, cos¬ 
tiveness, of heartburn, desirous to know what 
TARRAWT’S S EIiTZBR APERIENT 
is, and why he ought to take it ? The answer is simple. It is the chemical 
equivalent of the Seltzer Spa Water. :md the greatest physicians the world 
has ever seen iiave pronouuoed that water a specific for the complaints in 
question. 
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
SPARKS OF JOLLITY. 
If n man loses his breath it is of no use to run 
lor it. Ho cun catch it quicker by standing still. 
Innocence Is like an umbrella—when once we 
Iiave lost it we may never hope to see it back 
again. 
All the biographies of the great and thogood 
show that not one of them had a fashionable 
mother. 
Why does a clergyman have more wives than 
any one else ? Because lie often marries a couple 
at a time. 
People who are not always fishing for com¬ 
pliments do not need very long lines. They will 
get their best bites in shallow water. 
“ C-C-CAN that p-p-pnp parrot t-t-talU V” ask¬ 
ed a stuttering man ol a German. “Veil lie 
don’t talk so gootcr as you, I schop, by tarn, his 
bet off.” 
Titusville lias heard Kellogg, and likens her 
notes to the “smooth, unctuous trickling of the 
oleagiuous commodity from a lim id red-barrel 
weli.” 
Irritating to the Feelings.—A fter rolling 
all uiglit in your berth al sea, to have a steward 
ask you in the morning if you will have u fresh 
roll lor breakfast. 
A London merchant, lately deceased, left a 
legacy of 1120 to a Gloucester schoolmaster who 
“once gave him n thrashing that had been a 
life-long benefit to him!” 
Daughter “Well, to tell the truth, I don’t 
think much of the close of the sermon.” Father 
—“Probably you were thinking more of the 
clothes of the congregation." 
A clairvoyant doctor of Hartford proclaims 
liis superiority over ail soothsayers, astrologers 
and profits by advertising that he “ foretells the 
past and prosent,” as well as the future. 
A Tennessee temperance lecturer denounced 
rum sellers as worse than murderers. He hud a 
subsequent interview with the urbane and ge¬ 
nial hotel keeper, and wears his left eye in a sling. 
NEW LOAN OF THE UNITED STATED 
GET THE BEST.” 
Especially when it Costs no more 
than the Poorest. 
Subscriptions now open—Certificates ready. 
Treascry Department, , 
Washington, February 28. 1871. j 
Public notice Is hereby given that books will be 
opened on the 6th day of March next. In this country 
and In Europe, tor subscriptions to the National 
Loan, tinder the act approved July 14, 1870, entitled 
"An Act to Authorize the Refuudlng of the National 
Debt." and the act In amendment thereof, approved 
January 20,1871. 
The proposed loan comprises throe classes of 
bonds—namely: 
First. Bonds to the amount of five hundred mil¬ 
lions of dollars, payable In coin, at the pleasure of 
the United States, after ten years from the date of 
their issue, and bearing interest, payable quarterly 
In coin, at the rate of five per cent, per annum. 
Second. Bonds to the amount of three hundred 
millions of dollars, payable in coin, at the pleasureof 
the United States, after til teen years from the date 
of their issue,Imd bearing interest, payable quarter¬ 
ly In coin, at the rate of four and a-half per cent, per 
unhutn. 
Third. Bonds to the amount of seven hundred mil¬ 
lions of dollars. payable in coin, at the pleasureof 
the United Stales, after thirty years from the date of 
their Issue, and bearing interest, payable quarterly 
in coin, at the rate of four per cent, per annum. 
Subscriptions to llie loan will have preference in 
the following order, namely; 
First. Subscriptions that may be first made for five 
percent, bonds to the amount of two hundred mil¬ 
lions of dollars; of which t.hore will be reserved, for 
twenty days, one-biilf for subscribers in this country 
and one-half for subscribers In foreign countries. 
Second. Subscriptions for equal amounts of each 
class of bonds. 
Third. Subscriptions for equal amounts of bonds 
bearing Interest at tlie rate of four and a-half per 
cent, and of bonds bearing interest al tlie rate of five 
per cent. 
Fourth. Subscriptions for any five per cent, bonds 
that may not be subscribed lor in the preceding 
classes. 
When a subscription Is made, the subscriber will be 
required to deposit two per cent, of tlie amount 
thereof In coin or currency of the United States, or 
in bonds ot the class to be exchanged, to be account¬ 
ed for by the Government when the new bonds are 
delivered ; and payment may ho made either In coin 
or if, bonds of the United States known as F1VE- 
irWBNTY BONDS, at their par value. 
The coin received Jn payment will bo'applied to 
the redemption ol five-twenty bonds, and the debt 
<>t the United States will not be increased by this 
loan. 
The bonds will be registered or Issued with cou¬ 
pons, us may be desired uy subscribers. Registered 
bonds will be issued ol the denominations of >50, $100, 
$500, $1,000. $5,000, and HO, 1)00: and coupon bonds of 
each denomination except the last two. The interest 
will be payable in the United States, at the office of 
tlie Treasurer, any Assistant Treasurer, or Designat¬ 
ed Depositary of the Government, quarterly, on the 
first days of February, Slay, August and November, 
in each year. 
The bonds of the several classes aforesaid, and tlie 
interest thereon, are exempt from thepaymentof all 
taxus or duos of the United States, as well as from 
taxation in any form by or under State, municipal, or 
local authority. 
After maturity, the bonds last Issued will be first 
redeemed, by classes and numbers, us may be desig¬ 
nated by the Secretary of the Treasury. 
The bonds will be issued at the United States 
Treasury, but* the agents for the negotiation of the 
loan let Europe are authorized to make arrangements 
with subscribers tor the transmission of the bonds 
to the agents through whom subscriptions may be 
received. 
Subscribers in the United States will receive the 
new bonds of the agents with whom the subscrip¬ 
tions arc made. 
In the United States, the National Banks are au¬ 
thorized to receive subscriptions, and subscriptions 
may also be made at the office of the Treasurer of 
the United States, or of any Assistant Treasurer, or 
the Designated Depositaries at Buffalo, N. Y-; Chi¬ 
cago, 111.: Cincinnati, Ohio ; Louisville, Ky.: Mobile, 
Ala.; and Pittsburg, Penn. 
P. S.—This Department and Its own Loan Agents 
are how ready to receive the United States Five- 
twenty Bonds, and to pay the gold interest thereon 
to May 1, from which date the now bonds will bear 
interest, a scrip certificate, calllug for the bonds on 
the 1st May, will be issued at once In exchange for 
the old bonds. GEORGE S. BOUT WELL, 
Secretary of Treasury. 
The following banking houses ure ulso authorized 
to act as agents In receiving subscriptions In the 
United States, viz.: 
NEW YORK CITY. 
Austin Baldwin A Co. Howes & Mucy. 
Baker A Kitchen. James G. King’s Sons. 
Baltxer & Tauks. Kountze Brothers. 
A. Belmont A Co. Leonard . Sheldon & Foster 
Blake Brothers A Co. Lloyd Hamilton & Co. 
Brown Brothers & Co. Maitland, Phelps A Co. 
Budgo. SobUl .V Co. Mark A C<>. 
Cecil, Stout A Tlmyer. Morton, Hllss A Co. 
Clmse A Hlggmson. P M MveisACo. 
John J. Cisco A Son. George Opdvke & Co- 
Clark, Dodge & Co. K. D. Randolph A Co. 
Henry Clews & Co. Reid. Leo Jt Content'. 
Jay Cooke & Co, Fred. Sehueliardt A Sons. 
Dabney, Morgan & Co. Security Bank. 
Thomas Denny A Co. Kuhn. Loeb A Co. 
Drnxel, Winthrop A Co. J. & W. Seligraan & Co. 
Duur:in, Sherman A Co. Soutter & Co. 
Fielding & Hailey. Edward Sweet & Co. 
Fisk A. Hatch. Moses Taylor & Co. 
Frank & Guns. Trevor & Colgate. 
Gibson, Casanova A Co. Turner Brothers 
Glenditmiug, Davis A Union Trust Company. 
Aiuorv. Van Sehaiek & Co. 
Hatch A Foote- Veriuilve A Co. 
\\ r . T Hutch A. Son. I*. Y,.n Hoffman A Co. 
Edward Haight. Wells, Fargo A Co. 
H. A. Ueiser’s Sons. Winslow, Lanier & Co. 
- o pvi-a.i y~ 
N B PHELPS B.CO. 
- SOU AGENTS 
CQDTLANDT fir U.Y. 
The “NOVELTY” 1? the only Clollies Wringer 
tlint lias Cog-Wheels on both ends of the rolls, which 
allows the rolls to separate l'ri’uly at either end : stdl 
I lie Cog-wheels Cdlinol be thrown out of gear on both 
ends ol l lie wringer at Hie same lime, uiilets tlu prese¬ 
nt e is taken entirely off. 
8-Sc Remember tlmt wringers with crig-wheols on 
one end only.Un! rolls of which cannot separate at 
both ends, work very hard and wring very unevenly 
The Novelty Wringer lias but one pressure screw. 
This always securua an equal pressure the whole 
length of the rolls. 
It Is fastened to a tub or box by a Patent Curved 
Clamp, which bus an equal bearing on the tub the 
whole length of the wringer. Other wringers are mere¬ 
ly fastened t., a stave lit ellrji end, and ure thus lia¬ 
ble to wrench ihe staves from their proper position 
and ruin the tun. 
The Novelty Wringer is warranted perfectly satis¬ 
factory in every respect. 
SOLD EVERYWHERE. 
N. B. I'HGLI'M A: CO., Gen’l Agents, 
17 Cortlandt St., New York. 
Cousin Tom from the City to Unde Joe.— I've a notion to give up merchandise and take to 
fanning—think I’ll succeed? 
Unde Joe.— Wall, no. From “ W T hat I Know About Farming,” I think you’d run to seed. 
STEAM 
From Waltham 
Equaled by none In Combined Merits 
of Capacity, Economy, Dura¬ 
bility, Simplicity and 
Perfection. 
In soliciting anew the public patronage of 
Watches of domestic production, tbe American 
Watch Company respectfully represent: 
That no fact in the history of manufactures is 
more completely demonstrated than that the 
best system of making Watches is the one first 
established by them at Waltham. That system 
always had the warrant of reason and common 
sense, and now the test of lime in the trial of 
the Watches themselves cannot be denied to 
have been ample and satisfactory. It is admit¬ 
ted on every band—tho evidence ol' daily obser¬ 
vation mid common repute—that tbe Watches 
uot only keep correct time, but that as machines 
they endure. 1> should “' em that nothing more 
Is needed 1ml that their sixes, shapes, and ap¬ 
pearance should suit tlie tastes of the people. 
As to all these conditions tlie American Watch 
Company are now fully prepared to answer the 
exactions ot the market. They confidently as¬ 
sert there is no longer any need for such reasons 
to import watches of any description whatever. 
Every size in ordinary demand, every shape and 
every variety ol' finish and decoration, may now 
be had. And as to price, tlie recent reductions 
leave no room for doubt that the Waltham sys¬ 
tem of Watch making is the most economical as 
well as the most reliable, aud that the Waltham 
Watch is the cheapest as well as the best. 
Many new varieties of movements have been 
added during the last year, all of which display 
the latest improvements in design and finish, 
and evince the rapid progress tbe Company is 
making toward perfection in tlie art. Among 
these the new small size Watch, for boys and 
young gentlemen, is to be specially noted, A 
very low price has been made for this Watch be¬ 
cause it is a boy's watch, and with the object of 
bringing it within the means of boys of all 
classes. Price being considered, no such watch, 
iu quality and beauty, has ever, in any country, 
been produced, 
Tbe “ Crescent Street ” full plate Watch, add¬ 
ed during the last year, is now made either 
with or without stem-winding and setting at¬ 
tachment. This watch, in either form, the 
Company challenges ail manufacturers of all 
countries to beat or equal for Us price. It 
is made with all the latest improvements 
in every part.—improvements which improve— 
and which not only make it better for its pur¬ 
poses as a timekeeper, but will make it the great 
favorite with watch makers. This, the highest 
grade of full plate watches made in this country, 
in size and appearance, in finish, and general ex¬ 
cellence, is especially intended for and recom¬ 
mended to business men, and in particular to 
Railway and Express men, to constant travelers 
—in fact, to all live men who must be told by 
their watches the correct time of day whenever 
they wunt it. All such men should have the 
“American Watch Company, Crescent Street.” 
Counting ou such destination for this variety of 
their manufacture, the Compauy devote the 
greatest care to its construction, employ upon it 
only their best men and best machinery, and 
issue it with their reputation at stake upon its 
success. 
For sale by all leading jewelers. No watches 
retailed by the Company. For all other facts 
address 
THAT WILL SUIT EVERY ONE. 
ILLUSTRATED REBUS.-No. 16. 
This Watch, wliicli is of a smaller size than the 
other Waltham Watches, has just been introduced, 
mid, although called the Boy’s Watch on account ot 
Its size, is destined to have a wide and universal sale. 
It Is finely finished, of substantial construction, and 
Contains all the recent improvements. Its low price 
and neut appearance will commend it tou large class 
of pcrsoni. who have been deterred from purchasing 
Waltham Watches heretofore on account of their 
large size. 
Our Illustrated Price List descrlhes this and all 
Other Waltham Watches in detail, gives weight and 
quality of the cases, with prices of each,and explulns 
our plan of sending watches to all parts of the coun¬ 
try, without risk to Hie purchaser. 
Bend for the Price List, and state that you saw this 
notice ih the Rural New-vohker, 
HOWARD 6 l CO., 
865 BROADWAY. NEW YORK. 
Since February Isl, we have made considerable 
reductions in the price of all these Watches. All 
orders received alter this dale will be filled al the 
reduced prices. 
Our Portable Engine, 
Mounted on Locomotive Boiler, having fire-box and 
HHh-pIt entirely surrounded by water spuce; is set 
up'iu legs and timbers : occupies little room ; needs 
no brick work , is suitable for use in any plitco where 
a power ts required in Mills , Shops, Foundries or 
Printing Itooms, or in Stock Hums, lor grinding, cut¬ 
ting and si earning food for stock The 
Stationary Engine 
Is complete with Governor, Pump and Heater, with 
connections fitted. The 
Agricultural Engine, 
Supplied with Locomotive Holier, having tire-box and 
ash-pit. entirely surrounded by water space; is 
Hummed on wheels, with pole for attaching horses 
tor moving f rom place to piece ; is sellable for Grain 
Threshing, Porn Shelling , I Food and Shingle Sawing, 
Ac. 
Circulars, willi description and prices, furnished 
ou application to 
WOOD, TABER & MORSE, 
Eaton, Ilailison Co., Yew York. 
53F“ Answer in two weeks, 
BOTANICAL ENIGMA-No. 2. 
My letters count like tlie original States, 
With sweetest perfume I appease, 
In heats of July my guy llower dilates, 
My Order is Cappari<:es. 
My Class, Polyandry, rtn yellow aud white, 
Of pistils a Pentagyn’s claim, 
Oxotle I was, die in 'Vinter's chill blight, 
In French “littledarling," my name. 
FARMERS' PACKAGE 
OF BUCHAN’S CARBOLIC SOAPS 
containing 
6 Lbs. Catholic Disinfecting Soap, 
For Destroying Lice oil Cuttle; Curing Galls, 
Scratches and Sores. 
5 l.b. Can C fray lie 8Heep Dip. 
For Cure of Scab and kindred diseases In Sheep. 
•5 l.b- Can Crcsylle Ointment, 
For Cure of Foot-Rot. Hoofu.il, etc, 
10 Lbs. Carbolic l.uuudi-y Soup, 
M doz. Carbolic Toilet. Soup, 
" “ Dental Soap. 
L " “ Balm Ointment,, 
i box “ Disinfecting Powder. (Granulated) 
Will, on receipt of $8 be sent to any address in tbe 
United States, with one copy of the American Agri- 
culm rist for the year 1871. Send P O. Address and 
Shipping Dhections. These preparations have been 
I UIL1)I\(; PAPER 
OF FOUR GRADES. 
Water Proof CLAP-BOARDS, 
A perfect substit ute for pine, lit. about 
hull its cost and entirely water proof. 
SHEATHING BOARD, 
For outside of Studding, under Clap¬ 
boards. A non-conductor of cold, heat 
and dampness. 
Prepared Plastering BOARD, 
ucheapund perfect substitute for lutli 
and plaster ; makes » smooth. sub¬ 
stantial wall, nt less than half the 
usual cost, 
DOUBLE-THICK ROOFING, 
made entirely of Wool Felt, s. cheap 
ami perfect article. 
Sinn plea and Circulars sent free, by 
ROCK UlVElt PAPER Co., Chicago: nr 
B. E. HALE. 22 & 24 Frankfort St„ N. Y, 
My 12, 2 anil fi, of Cue J ind, Mellne, 
“Inebriatesnot, but iu choors," 
My 1,7.5, O spare not! for they say 
We thus would spoil nil little dears— 
My 8 and 12, with my i2 and with 4, 
The Chamucrops’ drupe will disclose, 
In 10, y aud 8, with 11, no more 
Thau red or white Polygy u shows. 
Answer in two weeks. I 
GEOGRAPHICAL PUZZLE,-No. 2 
GEO. A. PRINCE A CO. 
0 rim iis & Nelodcons 
Two men—one by the name of a River in the 
eastern part of Delaware, and tlie other by the 
name of u Fort in the eastern part of the Indian 
Territory—got on a river in the central part of 
Prussia. The River in Delaware said he liked a 
River In tlie eastern part of Minnesota the best; 
the Fort in Indian Territory said be liked a Cliy 
in the northwestern part of Portugal the best; 
so they went into a River in Bavaria and got 
what they liked best, then came out feeling like 
a City in the southeastern part of France; but 
at last thm felt like a lake in the uortheastern 
part ol Dakota. They concluded, after that, 
they would drink of what comprises three- 
fourths of the world’s surface. P. S. 
Answer iu two weeks. 
The Oldest, Largest and Most Perfect Manufactory 
iu the United States. 
The Great Improvement 
in Roofing. 
First Premium awarded by American Institute, 1870. 
Now in use. 
No other Musical Instrument ever obtained the 
same popularity. 
82 C Bend for Price Lists. 
Address BUFFALO, N. Y„ 
Or CHICAGO, ILL. 
Full Descriptive Pamphlets, Price List aud Samples 
sent free. Address 
H. W. JOHNS, Sole Manufacturer, 
78 William Street, New York, 
or BARRETT. ARNOLD & KIMBALL, 
121 La Salle St., Chicago, 111. 
CHARADE.-No. 3 
UCHn Your Broken f* U III A 
IflCNU Glassware, Marble, Wood, I* HI IIA 
Leather, Ac., as strong as ever—Joints cun scarcely 
be seen—with ELIAS’S TRANSPARENT CEMENT. 
Always ready: instantly applied. Price 25 cents ; by 
mail, SO cents. Address 
LJSLIAS & CO.. 615 Broadway. New York. 
AGENTS L A gffi«w WANTED. 
Sent with satety to any Post-Office. Priced Circu¬ 
lar, with instructions for culture. 
Also, Illustrated Catalogue of New and RAKE 
Plants mailed free. 
My first five the story man loves; 
My next six the strong man eats; 
My whole t he strong man weeps over. 
Answer in two weeks. Fourteen 
PVZZLER ANSWERS 
an i r.u aur.a > .->< 07*0 pw '“‘W 111 " 
the celebrated HOME shuttle SEWING 
MACHINE. Ha* the under-feed, makes the 
"lock-stitch " (ailke 00 both sides.) and is 
fully lionised. The best and cheapest family 
Sewing Machine in the market. Address 
JOHNSON, CLARK ,V CO., Boston, Mass,. 
Pittsburg, Pn„ Chicago. 111., or St. Louis, Mo. 
iLLUSTRATKii Rlhus No. 14.—Who does the best 
he can does well. 
Citoss-WoRn Enigma No. 7.—Apple. 
Woud-SQUkae Enigma No. 4.— 
TALK 
ASIA 
LIST 
KATE 
Miscellaneous Enigma No. 6.—Saint Clair’s Do 
feat. 
Problem No. 8.—Ill ,040975 feet. 
67 Nassau St„ Mew York, 
iHLEA]vi:€TAI1 
BLACK TEA, 
GREEN TEA FLAVOR. 
Warranted to Suit all Tastes. 
FOR SALE EVERYWHERE. 
And for sale Wholesale only by the 
EVERY FARMER SHOULD USE THE 
S EED CORN FROM CROP AVVARD- 
ed Premium for 1870, by Ohio State A«. Sueiety. 
Matures In from do t» 108 days. By mall, postage paid, 
single ear. 25 ct*.: 3 for 60 cts. By freight or express, 
ua ordered. lfKI curs, ?3: 200, $5. Shelled I1.6U per bush. 
Mammoth Dent, t'i per bush. Judson's Joint Pop 
Corn, 25 cent* per package. Judson's Joint Sweet, 
Corn. 25 cents per package. Best's Potato Book only 
25 cents. Addi e:-!* 
O. HURRAS, None Fairfield, O. 
Will not “ stick" In any soil. For circulars giving full informa. 
tion, address Collins & Co., 212 Walei St., New York City. 
GETTIMQ UP CLUBS. 
GREAT SAVING TO CONSUMERS 
iVlisccllnncone OlboertiscmciUs 
T rim dad asphaltic paving ce¬ 
ment. for H oiks, lloort. Eoaunvms, Vault 
Covers, etc. etc. Send for Circular, giving full direc¬ 
tions how an Asphaltic Pavement can be hod by any¬ 
body, with tbe above cement, that is cheap, durable, 
smooth.and not injured by water, frost m heat. Ad¬ 
dress E. W. HANNICV, 140 W. 23d Bt„ New York. 
PIKE 1SKGD FOAVf.S 
for sain. DO CHANS aud CUEVE- 
Cffil'KS, -915 Per Trio j GAMES. 
810 Per Trio. 
Address C. W. THOMAS. 
ICingaboro, Fulton Co,, N. Y. 
Parties Inquire howto get up Clubs. Our answer 
is, send for Price List, and a Club form will accom¬ 
pany it with full directions,—making a large saving 
to consumers and remunerative to Club organizers. 
x 5506. No, 8 Cbwvcli Sr., 
Send for Thea-Nectar Circular. 
LTINKLEY KNITTING MACHINE. 
ML The Simplest, Cheapest anti Best in Use 
Has but one Needle 1 A Child can Run it! 
Agents Wanted in Every Town. 
Send for Circular and sample Stocking, to 
HINKI.EY KNITTING MACH, CO., Bath, Me. 
RHODODENDRONS. 
We sell this beat of all Flowering Shrubs at the 
following prices; 
Seedlings, generally of one color, $1. 
GrnC.’d Plants, of ail the colors, f2. 
var f or catalogues, address 
PARSONS & CO.. Flushing, N. Y. 
si if 33 r/jsi:r street . 
I*. O. Box 5643. NEW YORK. 
Prevent the cheese from pressing up around the fol¬ 
lower of a choose hoop, save* trimming, and leaves a 
nice edge. CHAK MILL A it A SON, Utica, N,Y,, 
Manufacturers of Cheese Vuts and Dairy Utensils. 
A HORIZONTAL WIND- 
WHEEL. A new feature in wind- 
wheels. Safe, Cheap, and reliable. 
Address J. W. MOUNT. 
Medina, N. 
General Agents for American Watch Co., 
183 Broadway, N. Y. 
RAPE ROOTS 
G RA PE ROOTS.— Several thousand two-year- 
Olii Iona Roots, very fine, for sale at moderate 
price. For terms address 
E. F. LXDERHiLL, 38 Park Row, New York. 
SCALES AT FAIR PRICES. 
List free. EDWARD F. JONES, Binghamton, N. Y, 
