DEE BABY, 
8<> help mo gracious, cfery day 
I laugh wo wild to «ee doe vuy 
My schmall young baby try to play— 
Dot funny little baby. 
Sometimes tlher came »little schquall 
Dots vben dor vlndy vlnd will crawl 
Right In its little stomach schmall. 
Dot’s too had for der baby. 
He bulls my nose and kicks my hair, 
Uml gruwls me over every where, 
Uud shlobbersmo—vot do 1 care? 
Dot vos iny schmall y un ■{ baby. 
Around my head dot little arm 
Vas schqueeziu mo so nice and warm- 
Oh! may dher never come some harm 
To dot schmall little baby. 
SPARKS A»D SPLINTERS, 
Debt iiablk bonds for exchange—vagaDonus. 
A truly polite man will always bow to late. 
Matchless maid—the kitchen girl out of 
lucifers. 
Wanted—A life-boat that will float on a“ sea 
of troubles.” 
To Frequenters of Balls—Never finish the 
evening with a reek 
In what ship lias the greatest number of peo¬ 
ple been wrecked? Courtship. 
WHO was the only man that ever went to sea 
for fear of being drowned ? Noah. 
When do the teeth usurp the tongue’s prerog¬ 
ative ? When they are chattering. 
Wnv is a cat on Its hind legs like the Falls of 
Niagara?—Because it’s a cat-erect. 
The Western rivers Inflated—and just see the 
disastrous result. The banks burst. 
What part of the church service do young 
ladies prefer? The HI ms and Sams. 
The “ Cornell hat ” is on the market. They 
say it makes the wearer look winning. 
The man who doesn’t hang out his shingle 
and advertise, dies and leaves no sign. 
Taxidkkmy for Parents—If you want to pre¬ 
serve your children, do not stuff them. 
It hus been ascertained that the “ man who 
held on to the last ” was a shoe-maker. 
FARM for SALE 
Fine Stock farm of 400aurM In Atchison Co.. Kan¬ 
sas: near niliwar; convenient to schools, churches. 
Ac.: onlv 20 mlb'» from Atchison, the railway center 
of Kansas; most Improvement* made In Wl*. Large 
new bouse: good outbuildings; one mile or new 
board tcnce; i3 acres under plow| acres timber 
land (timber oak, walnut, hickory. Ac.K erect on 
place, also fine spring; 2i» acres bottom land; 10Q 
acres upland ; tine quarry of magnesium lime rock 
on the premise*. Price »IO,l*m. ’rerms. fl.OiO cash, 
balance, three payment* Of *2.li00 each. Or Will take 
small fruit fa no in New Jersey. .Marylano, or Dela¬ 
ware, worth *2.300 to *3.030 and t.i.llOO cash a* dr>t 
pavment, tho balance to be in two annual payments. 
deferred pnyments to be secured b> mortgage. ibis 
property I* worth the attention of stock men. being 
near the large cities of the state. Corr«pti™kuc« 
solicited and carefully answered. 
WOLCOTT HUOS., 
Renl Estate Brokers, Toledo, Ohio. 
THE EEVEE.SE OE IT. 
Johnny, I’ll tell you what we’ll play. You shall be dear, good Johnny, and I’ll be 
-. ' » i . A_ j_ 
cross, disagreeable Grandpa, 
In use and for sale in 
nearly every 
State and Territory 
IN THE UNION. 
All work fully war¬ 
ranted. 
SEND von PRICE 
LIST. 
Mitchell, Lewis 
& Co., 
RACINE, AVIS. 
THE 
Best Proportioned, 
Best Ironed, 
AND 
Lightest Running 
Wagon in the Market 
The- original , well 
known 
EA0INE WAGON 
?OR SAI.E Cn.KAP,M,400 ACRBSOB 
.station, l„ — 
u,u., v.u; ... aid acres stump land, bat 
since in cultivation. <>. & A. It. H. divides the farm 
55 miles from Alexander; situation blghaud healthy 
Improved by good farm dwellings and outhouses. 
y N RUFUS GILL, Trustee, Baltimore, Md. 
ANTED 1M MEDIATEL 1 
GREAT REDUCTION. 
TEAS AND COFFEES 
AT WHOLESALE PRICES. 
Increased Facilities to Club Organizers. 
Send for New Price List. 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 
P. O. Box 5643. 3i & 33 Vesey St., New York 
Claim to have brought out the best Sewing Machine 
for manufacturing uses ever produced. 
IT IS CALLED THE 
IT IS VERY STRONG, 
VERY SIMPLE, 
VERY EFF1 
AND PERFECTLY SATISFACTORY 
WHO HAVE TRIED IT. 
Testimonials furnished on application, 
tion solicited. 
Address as above, at 
HARTFORD, COW., 
Or at Branch Offices In all leading cities. 
Examlna- 
ssesscapacities tor musical effect and 
oual, and an ornament in any parlor. BtAUTIFfl. NEW STILES NOW KtAUi. 
>. WOODS ds CO., 
CninDridsoport, Mass. 
n St., Boston; 170 State St.. Chicago, lli-t 28 Lndgate Hill, London. 
ln g Musical Journal of Selected Music and Valuable Reading matter 
or 10 cents u number. Each number contains from ti to *3 worth of 
GEO. WOODS & CO.. Publishers, Cnmbridgeport. Mass. 
best Paint in 
Cleveland, o. 
END FOR CIRCULAR- of the 
I the world to RUBBER PAINT CO. 
Moore’s Rural New-Yorker is one of the best 
furricultiiral amt family newspapers published, and 
fur muuy years has bGcn bd GBt&bJibOGd fBvurito. it 
has a most competent corps of writers, ana while 
matters of agricultural Interest receive especial at¬ 
tention, the literary and news departments are not 
neglected. The conducting editor and publisher. 
]Y p. 'C. Mooue, assures his patrons that his paper 
for i875 will present even greater attractions than 
before, and he is sure to fulfill his promise. I civil 
Van Express. 
In- making up lists of newspapers for 1875, we hope 
our farmer-friends will not overlook that oldstand- 
by ’ : THE Rural New-YoRKER, founded and still 
conducted by D. D. T MoOHE. New York. No better 
journal of its class is published anywhere. Join the 
Club uow being made up at the Post-Office at only 
*2.15 a year .—Lyons Republican. 
• a day guaranteed using our Wen 
k Auger & Drills. • l0 .° u *. r book 
I pa id to good Agirit s. A ^ 
f free. Jllz Auger Co., St. Louis, aro. 
NEW-YORKER, fOUnded hy 
of the best, if not the best,.^ nly 
t bile bed in Ibis c«y H 0 f a 
1 W2J&l»s*oe. 0 ».s 
our jolly friend, lion. D. D. T. Moohe, leads all the 
papers of its class in this e..untrv- It is edited with 
great, cure and bus a large variety of interesting and 
Instructive departments for the family and the tlre- 
Bide. Convenient In form, remarkably neat in typog¬ 
raphy. abounding in timely illustrations, and well 
tilled with the choicest of mutter, both original and 
selected, it hus no superior in its peculiar sphere — 
Yankees Gaz. tie. 
Moore's Rural New-Yorker.—T his king oi Ag¬ 
ricultural papers has entered upon Its twenty-sixth 
vear, under the most favorable auspices. It is the 
determination of its publishers to furnish a brighter 
and better paper than ever. In style, type, matter 
and editorla Witty, there is no paper of its kind 
