w 
SPASES  AKD  SPLINTEBS. 
B£uadm£  you  have  the  colic  don't  fancy  there  ia  ' 
an  earthquake.  ' 
Nerve,  courage,  puah  and  patience  are  the 
qualities  now  needed  in  the  business  world. 
It  is  said  that  figur  es  won’t  lie  ;  but  thefigiu  es 
of  some  women  are  very  deceptive,  to  say  the  ! 
least. 
A  MAH  with  a  small  hed  iz  like  a  pin  without  i 
enny,  very  apt  to  git  into  things  beyond  his 
depth,  I 
There  are  only  two  hundred  and  sixteen  men  ! 
in  Connecticut  who  have  not  invented  some  kind  ! 
of  saJve  or  liniment. 
“  Cold  streaks  playing  tag  down  my  back,”  is 
the  way  a  little  Ypsilanti  (Mich.^  girl  describes 
the  approach  of  an  ague  chill. 
Two  Portland  negro  boys  sat  theii-  uncle  on  a 
hot  stove  to  cure  him  of  rheumatism.  The 
treatment  may  cure,  If  it  doesn’t  kill. 
A  Milwaukee  hidy  who  paid  fifty  dollars  to 
have  a  wart  removed  from  her  nose,  now  wants 
to  know  what  has  become  of  the  nose, 
A  MAN  never  looks  so  helpless  and  insignificant 
as  when  standing  around  in  a  di'y  goods  store 
waiting  for  bis  wife  to  get  through  tr  ading. 
A  FOND  father  tliuughl  lie  had  fouini  the  rock 
of  ages,  after  swinging  Die  cradle  two  nioiial 
hours  and  finding  his  infant  liopefiil  still  wide 
awake. 
A  MAN  may  occasionally  kiss  the  wrong  woman 
by  mistake.  lint  when  he  makes  a  practice  of  it 
the  right  woman  finds  it  out,  and  that’s  what 
Ixitliers  him. 
“  Whazzer  mazzer  me  ?”  indignantly  inqnii-isl 
the  fellow  sittiug  on  the  ciu'batouo,  hliiikiug  at 
tlie  ofiioiu’  as  if  the  light  hurt  his  eyes.  •  •  Whazzei- 
uiazzer  me  ?  Juzzer  same  ole  thing— hy'p-derniic 
’jt'otion  whizzkv.” 
“Was  the  crowd  tumultuous?”  inquired  one 
man  of  another  who  had  just  come  from  a  mass 
meeting.  “ Too  multuons ?”  replied  the  other; 
“  oh,  no ;  just  about  mnltous  enougli  to  comfort¬ 
ably  fill  the  hall.” 
A  YEAR 
Is  beiugmade  by  hundreds  of  Local  Agents  for  our 
HoUMralntl imd BoohnK Materials.  Territory /rre, 
profits  largt!  The  goods  are  strict ly  reliable,  readu 
for  use,  low  isrlce,  and  ezurmel  r  durable,  us  proved 
by  23  years’  pracfiral  tests.  Complete  uiaientilr  for 
new  wots  only  4  He.  a  eq.  ft.:  cmu  be  apulled  U>  steep 
or  flat  roofs  by  soy  one  with  jiositfvt  entisfactlon. 
Beautiful  Points  for  houses,  floors,  fences,  wood- 
vyurk,  metiil,  brick  ur  plaster,  anu  »bude,  re<ulu  for 
use.  at  low  pricoa.  ThiA  paint  will  last  tnuger.  look 
belter,  cover  more  and  cMts  less  than  sny  other. 
”  liow  to  savt  ra.shlucling,  stop  leaks  effeotually  and. 
cheaply,"  a  100  page  Book  Jme  to  all.  Farmers, 
Builders  and  others  are  reqursted  to  write  us  at  once. 
N.  Y.  SLATE  ROOFING  CO.,  limited, 
8  ('edar  St.,  N.  Y.,  or  4!l  S.  Front  St.,  Phlla. 
^E^INGINES  FOR 
CHEESE  FACTORIES,  &c. 
"  The  Iron  Slave,”  First  I’reoilmn  N.Y.  State  Fair. 
1876.  Also  many  other  groat  improvements  In  Cheese 
and  Butter-mafclnc  Anpiirutus.  Send  for  Circular. 
C'llAULKH  IM1IjI.AJL  Ac  SUN,  I'lieii,  N.  Y. 
IinilllliR  TIIHRRDSFI  'I’O  all  who  vend  lOo.anU  aU- 
UULlihEi  lUDLltUoL  ,i|.ess. Iwlilretuniifiowor- 
lDE  bulbs,  and  Oatalogur  telllug  how  to  bloom  them 
8ucoes.Hfully,  C. T. STARK,  Avondale.ChesterCo.,  Pa. 
HOSTS  OF  DAIRYMEN 
use  GiPFORD’.a  SWTNOXNG  Cattle  stanchtons. 
Selt-clostnii.  eolf-tastening.  One  farm  right  tree  In 
each  town  to  the  first  applicant,  (lire  ndine  of  town, 
county  and  State.  For  Circular  and  Deed  send  20c. 
to  W.  C.  GIFFOKD, 
Patentee  and  Manufacturer,  Jamestown,  N.Y’. 
DOUBLE  TUBEROSE 
S.tOU  to  he  divided  ouioiie  the  six 
uiosi,  sncitssful  growers  \^io  shall 
iimlueji  me  Isrvesr  uusntitv  from 
\MBgMS97W\  1  lb.  of  BrUY  and  .\f.PlIA 
I  I  potaUies.  Price  of  each.  If  ICO  per  lb. 
I  CENTENNIAL  PREIWIUMS. 
I  SI  AO  to  ho  awarded  for  the  best 
colieption,  ono  nook  each,  of  iiotH' 
1 1  I  B  iniroduced  by  us  since  1MJ7. 
I  fffiOfor  the  host  and  must  prom- 
I :  .“ei'dli/iBn  ra  it-eil  this  year  from 
I  Yringlee  11  j'hrltllved  Potato 
w-  1  Serif.  The  collcoKins  for  which 
-  -^^LmUthn  last  two  rreuiiunis.  of  f.ni  are 
offered  will  be  extiibited  at  the  Ccnti'niuul  Cxhibilioti, 
in  Pliiladulpliia.  ni  Oolober,  and  premiiiiPH  will  be 
awarded  by  their  cnmmlttoe,  I’or  tondiliuns  and  lull 
particulara  send  for  fircubii,  mailed  tree  tc  all. 
mias’a  Illaetnateil  fteed  C'utnloirnr  A  Aina’eui'n 
Guide  10  the  Klnwer  Kitchen  Garden.  KD  pages.  SSets. 
Bllaa'a  Ourileorr'a  AtMiuiiAC  •Pd  Aon'liiot  i  nm- 
lijgiie  oi'  t'idJ  and  FUiurr  .'v.,.V  ijf  pages,  beauti¬ 
fully  llluBlratcd.  mailed  m  all  applicanta  indcaiuc  lOcis. 
BItaa'a  lIlRatnatei]  Potwto  f.'atnloKUc  contains 
a  descriptive  Hat  of  all  the  now  vaneties  recently  intro¬ 
duced,  with  many  other  desirable  aorlA.  also  much  useful 
information  upon  their  cultivation.  ^  pages,  10  cents. 
B.  K.  BLISS  A,  SONS, 
P.  O.  Box  Wo,  ATlfl,  34  Boreluy  8t.,  W,  Y'. 
PrlngU’s  Hybridized  Potato  Seed  50  cts  per  packet. 
I7VV1T11NCJ  : 
TTJILTI..E:  OTt  lYOOV 
ARE  YOU  GOING  TO  PAINT? 
USE  NONE  BUT  THE 
AVERILL  CHEMICAL  PAINT! 
IT  le 
IT  tv 
IT  If 
MIXED  READY  FOR  USE. 
I=*I=l.IOa3  I=*.E:3I>XJ03S!ID. 
OVER  aiMI.OOO  iioirsF.s  have  been  painted  with  it. 
ONK  HL'.NUUKO  BEAUTIFUL  TINTS  AND  COLORS, 
tt  THE  MOST  DURABLE  PAINT  MADE, 
s  THE  ^NU?tOMEWT  PAINT  hlADE. 
IS  THE  MOST  DURABLE  PAINT  MADE. 
If*  THE  ^NUSOMEWT  PAINT  hlADE. 
18  THE  CHK.VPEHT  I'AINT  HADE. 
IS  THE  STANDARD,  AND  ONLY  RELIABLE  MIXED  PAINT. 
»  HUARA.N'TEED  to  be  SUPERIOR  TO  .ALL  OTHER  PAINTS. 
IT  IS  THE  standard,  AND  ONLY  RELIABLE  MIXED  PAINTt 
IT  I.S  HUARA.N'TEED  to  be  SUPERIOR  TO  .ALL  OTHER  PAINTS. 
It  has  received  the  highest  endorsements  from  thousands  of  persons  who  have  used  It  in  various 
sections  of  the  Country. 
Sample  Cards,  together  with  testimonials  from  owners  of  the  finest  residences  In  the  Country  furnished 
free  by  the 
AVERILL  CHEMICAL  PAINT  CO., 
For  sale  in  every  section  of  the  Country.  32  Burling  Slip,  New  York  City. 
“GENERAL  FAVORITE” 
\\  e  call  attentloTi  to  our  lininense  Slock  (?0(J acres;  of 
Fvnlr  Tree*,  SlunOurd  and  D?rart. 
FriiitMu  Grapes,  CurrantA,  Ka8t>t>errie8,  &c. 
Ornamont  itl  Trees  &  SlirMbs>  deciduous  &  ever- 
Kowes  a  spejcijuty— alJ  the  tioest  sorts,  [areen. 
Grmi  Xllofhntme  Vltiifi«t  InclVbesl  aoTelties. 
Mnall  parcels  forwarded  by  mall  when  desired. 
Prompt  attentioo  eiventoiiu  orders  and  inquiries. 
UettCTiptlve  aud  niuatraTecl  pric<>d  OatAlotrues  sent 
Srei'Hld  ou  receipt  of  state ir«t  as  follows  ; 
0. 1— FnilU,  npwod,(cord  plate)  15o.  without  lUc. 
No. ‘2— Ornaroental  Trees,  coi*d  plate  of  Roses,  2*5c. 
No. 3—0 roen bouse,  Free.  Xo.4— Wholesale,  Free. 
No.  d^l^iatof  New  ItoMra  fur  H7U,  Free.  Address 
ELlWANGERMARRr  ,  Roebeeter,  N.Y. 
ICIKCULAK, 
runsuniers  liopurtiu)^  Tea  I'o.,  j 
No.  8  Cbnrcb  Street.  r 
P.  O.  Box  5,AOP.  New  York  City,  ) 
This  Isa  combination  of  capitulists  to  supply  the 
consumers  of  Teas  throughout  the  United  States  ou 
the  mutual  principle. 
We  have  experienced  agents  in  all  the  best  dls- 
trials  of  China  niiil  .lapau  to  select  Tens  especially 
for  our  irudc. 
We  expect  every  consumer  of  Teas  ’o  render  us  ail 
the  assistance  they  can  in  carrying  out  our  enter¬ 
prise.  ns  we  make  a  specialty  of  8tJPPLY’ING  CON- 
SUM  KK1?  ONLY  (and  allow  no  mlddlemeu  to  make 
any  profit  on  our  impurtatlons),  wnich  will  enable 
us  to  supply  them  with  Teas  at  prices  lower  than 
have  ever  been  known,  and  of  those  llnequalltic 
the.t  seldom  reac)i  the  Interior,  being  sold  only  to 
the  large  cities  and  nmoug  the  very  wealthy. 
Hoping  the  COosumer  will  take  an  Interest  incur 
enterprise,  and  send  at  once  for  a  circular  with  full 
explanations  of  how  in  proceed  to  obtain  our  goods, 
we  remain, 
51081  respectfully  yours, 
Oonsumers  ImportlD?  Tea  Co., 
No,  8  Church  Ml.. 
F.  O.  Box  tS./tOB.  New  York  City. 
*-'*  .Aclof  Congress, In  January, 
1874,  by  the  C/Onsamers  Importing  Tea  f!o.,  In  th  e 
Ofliceof  thelilbnirlanof  Congress,  Washington,  D.C, 
Q-oalser  City  Tils  Mill. 
Someofthe  Advantages  obtained  by  Furohasiug  this 
MILL  1  u  preferenuo  to  others,  are : 
Itrunallgliter.  iTasgjJSJQ  TbU  MillUsolJ  on 
i  toiakoa  tUc  foaUir.  A  WAiikAHTYagaloat 
1»  Iho  Hlmple.t.  at)  iiikaks  for  osn 
Gthenitwldursblc,  on  two  vixas.  Has 
aud  arranged  80  that  ^  bran.lKuluBandpol- 
ihrwvarcaDlictakeu labeddlMrorallalaea 
gpln  viliii'froiid  boxaNP  til.,.  Brick  dU* 
or  iwaring.  of  atan. repilrcJ. 
CrTSS-VD  FOR  ClBCULLR,**Xddres8 
A.  N.  HADLEY,  Indiauapolis,  Ind, 
SKVD  viiiir  8i1ilr,>«  lor  the  “  Agrienltural  K-oii<iii,l,(.  •  ilejirlntlve 
and  illutlrnted,  UUAbLKY  MF'U  CO..  Kyrarii.r,  .N,  X. 
UEND  FOR  CIRCL’LAR  of  the  best  Faint  In 
k?  the  world  to  HUBBKK  PAINT  CO.,  Cleveland,  O. 
CHEESE  AND  butter 
Factory  Apparatus. 
“  ECONOMIZER”  Tul" 
Boiler  and  Engines. 
tielllug  rapidly.  Factory  men  ”  Take**  to  them  at 
onee.  Satisfaction  euiiruiiteed.  Send  for  Illustrated 
Circular  of  IMlry  F  urnlshlngs. 
WHITMAN  &  BUR'RELL, 
lilllle  Fulls,  N.  Y._ 
CENU  FOR  Cl  RCII  LA  U  of  Agricultural  Iinple- 
ij  meuis  to  Abbott,  Buew  a  Co.,  Mfr’s.Claveland.O. 
Recently  perfected  and  offered  to  the  trade  by  the 
WEED  SEWING  MACHINE  COMPANY, 
I^ossi’ss  iruiiiy  .‘idvaiitages,  botli  in  construction  and  capacity, 
over  machines  now  in  use  by 
Tlie  Machines  made  by  tliis  Company  liave  always  been  noted  for 
simplicity,  a  merit  which  has  been  preserved  in  tliis  new  style  and  com¬ 
bined  with  great  strength,  especial  care  having  been  taken  to  provide 
.against  the  wear  .and  tear  of  use  in  Factories  running  by 
STEAM  power! 
Actual  AVORIv  is  the  only  test  of  a  s<iwing  machine.  The  Weed 
('o.,  desirous  of  thorough  investigation,  are  prepareil  to  place  these 
machines  on  trial,  feeling  confident  that  practical  work  will  convince 
intending  purchasers  of  their  merit.  Manufacturers  will  please  examine 
if  our  claims  are  not  correctly  made  on  the  following  points  : 
CONVENIENCE. 
The  large  space  under  the  arm.  From  needle  to  foot  of  arm,  9 
inches ;  from  needle  to  bend  of  arm,  1 1  inches ;  from  bed  to  bottom  of 
arm,  5  inches.  Easily  oiled,  threaded  and  cleaned. 
SIMPLICITY. 
No  cams  or  cogs  are  used,  a  continuous  circular  motion,  preventing 
vibration,  and  rendering  a  high  rate  of  speed  possible,  while  noise  is 
reduced  to  the  minimum,  and  for  foot  jiower  the  ease  of  working  is 
increased  to  a  wonderful  degree. 
DURABILITY. 
The  ivearing  jiarts  are  forged  and  hardened.  Lost  motion  can  be 
taken  up  witli  a  screw-driver,  thus  saving  cost  of  new  parts,  and  time 
consumed  in  fitting  them.  The  shuttle  being  carried,  instead  of  driven, 
wears  much  longer,  and  skipping  of  stitches  is  avoided.  The  needle 
socket  is  liardened  and  so  constructed  that  a  needle,  when  broken  in  the 
bar,  can  be  readily  removed.  Address 
WEED  SEWING  MACHINE  COMPANY, 
HARTFORD,  CONN. 
‘‘The  pRTliea  will  do  »I1  ifiay  anti, 
P.rtleulmn  ft-M.C.  F.  WiKS.T*  ik  Co,  (limited)  6»  Duma.  St.,  ^  .f, 
WGLGOTT  BROS. 
REAL  ESTATE  BROKERS, 
52  Summit  St.,  Toledo,  Ohio. 
Uy  Eastern  property  exchauged  for  Western  anil 
Western  for  Eastern,  t.'orrrspondence  solicited. 
THE  PALACE  HOTEL  TRAIN 
BETWEEN 
NEW  YORK  AND  CHICAGO, 
viu  Cleveland. 
Leaves  Erie  Railway  Depot,  foot  of  eiiaiubors  St. 
New  York . 
k:U0  A.  M.,  Dally  except  Sunday.  Drawing-Room 
Sleeping  Ooaohei*  through  to  Chiougo ;  but 
one  change  of  day  cars. 
•ysOO  P.  M..  Daily,  The  Palace  Hotel  Train  to 
Chicago.  Drawlng-Itoom  Sleeping  Coaches 
and  Pullman’s  Hotel  Dining  Cur,  through 
without  change;  but  one  change  of  day  cars 
The  only  tine  running  Hotel  Dining  Cars  out  of 
New  York.  A  ride  of  nearly  a  thousand  miles  with¬ 
out  leaving  the  car  to  eat.  drink  or  sleep ! 
GREAT  REDUCirONr 
TEAS  AND  COFFEES 
AT  WHOLESALE  PKKIES. 
luci'eaaed  Kitcllltlna  to  fllub  Urgnulzei'M. 
Bend  for  New  Price  Llot. 
THE  GREAT  AMERICAN  TEA  CO. 
F.  O.  Box  6643.  8i  &  33  Yesey  St.i  New  York 
