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Ten-Horse  Farm  Engine 
A\vardP(]  Oraml  Premium  or 
*10  0.00  l.\  (tOLI) 
At  the  last  Clncliiuatl  Iiuiustiial  Expusltloii,  over 
•Six  exhlhltorfs  after  a  six  <lay^'  praeUctil  test.  !<<  uO 
for  Clrmilar  iflvliiif  details  of  the  famous  trtal. 
LANE  &  BODLEY,  John  and  Water  Sts.,  Cincinnati. 
8PAEKS  AND  SPLINTERS 
A  Ckystai.  ghost — A  glass  shade. 
Fart  horses — Those  that  are  safely  seemed. 
Ix  these  days  ho  la<ly  appears  perfectly  uii- 
ruthed. 
What  do  cats  have  which  no  other  auhiial  has  ? 
Kitteas. 
What  is  the  latest  thing  iu  dresses — Night 
dresses. 
When  is  love  deformed?  When  it  is  all  ou 
one  side. 
When  is  a  boat  like  a  pile  of  snow  ?  When  it 
is  adrift. 
When  are  eyes  not  eyes?  When  the  wind 
makes  them  water. 
Why  is  matrimony  like  a  landed  estate  ?  Be¬ 
cause  it  is  a  proper-tie. 
Can  a  curl  over  the  forehead  be  called  “Locke 
on  the  Understanding  ?” 
Ikon  is  a  good  tonic  for  debilitated  young  la¬ 
dies.  but  ironing  is  bettf^r. 
Tueoky  may  be  all  very  well,  but  young  doc¬ 
tors  and  lawyers  prefer  practice. 
“  What  did  yon  give  for  that  horse,  neighbor  ?” 
“  lily  note.”  “  Well,  that  loan  cheap.” 
Man  is  an  animal  that  bargains.  No  other 
animal  does.  No  dogs  exchange  bones. 
Wuv  is  a  man’H  life  safest  before  he  has  had 
dinner  ?  Because  he  can't  di-gest  then. 
WiiAT  is  the  greatest  affair  of  the  heart  known 
to  science  ?-  I'lie  circulation  of  Uie  blood. 
Tu)';  lady  whose  bloixl  curdled  in  her  veins  has 
ever  siiK’O  been  very  sour  in  her  disposition. 
“The  ot*ly  vvay  to  look  at  a  lady's  faults”  ex¬ 
claimed  a  super-gallant,  “  is  to  shut  your  eyes.” 
A  cANDin  old  bachelor  says: — “After  all,  a 
woiiiaii’s  heart  is  the  swetdest  in  the  world ;  it’s 
a  perfect  huueycomh  full  of  sells." 
Why  should  soldiers  be  mons  tired  ou  the  1st 
of  .April  than  on  any  other  day  in  the  year.  Be¬ 
cause  they  have  just  had  a  March  of  31  days. 
A  Minnesota  girl  is  named  Ilappiness  Quinn.  ' 
and  half  tlie  young  men  iu  the  ueighborliotid 
wear  black  eyes  for  indulging  in  certain  rights, 
among  whicli  are  life,  liberty,  and  the  jiin  snit  (jf  , 
Happiness.”  I 
If  there  is  iiMything  iu  the  world  calculated  to 
make  a  man  forget  he’s  been  to  hear  M<jody  and  ’ 
Saukey  on  the  previous  evening,  it  is  to  bounce 
cheerily  out  of  bed  in  the  luvruing  and  light  on 
the  business  end  of  a  tae.k.  jj 
Am  u  tlie  ceremony  the  otlufr  evening  iu  Hea-  ' 
ford.  Md.,  the  happy  groom  handed  the  minister  | 
a  twenty-tive  cent  shinplastercr.  saying,  “1  1 
reckon  twenty  cents  arc  about  th<t  right  thing, 
ain’t  it  ?”  and  then  waiteil  for  his  nickel.  [j 
A  (KYosK  that  secs  another  drink  will  do  the  | 
same,  thougli  he  is  not  thirsty.  The  cnsteuii  of 
drinking  for  coinpimy,  when  drinking  is  dis¬ 
pensable  and  prejudicial,  seeniH  to  be  a  case  of  : 
the  same  kind,  and  to  put  a  man,  IVulliers  only  I 
excepted,  upon  a  footing  with  a  goose.  ' 
A  Yivii)  Fioitke. — .Toaquiu  Milllor,  in  deserih- 
ing  how  he  fell  in  love  wth  a  girl  at  a  railroad 
accident,  makes  a  strange  dramatic  point  v\licre  ■ 
he  says :  jj 
••  I  see  her  before  me  lie  seiiseles  and  jiale. 
With  her  Imstle  rijii'ed  up  ou  thi;  rave.uous  rail." 
llooKK  M.  Hhehman  was  arguing  a  case,  and 
made  a  point  which  the  judge  did  not  see.  “  Mr. 
Hhermau,"  said  ho.  “  1  would  thank  you  to  state,  ; 
the  point  so  that  1  can  understand  you.”  Bow-  j 
ing  politely,  Hhermau  replied,  in  his  blandest  ] 
maunei’ : — “  Your  honor  is  not  probably  aware  of  ! 
the  task  you  are  Imiiosing  upon  me.”  jj 
It  takes  the  Chinese  to  bring  out  the  inherent  | 
beauties  of  that  favorite  ballad,  “  How  doth  tho  , 
httle  busy  bee j 
How  belly  siiiall  ohin-clilu  sting  bui? 
luj-ilij-pkive  ebly  sixty  Uiiuil  all  a  time,  , 
Go,  piekee  up  sliiiir  Imir  Juli’e  all  da.v,  i 
All  km'  places  •louu  nowels  Just  ifot  busted.  i 
“I  HAVE  my  OUT!  'pinion  on  zis  (jnestiou,” rt;-  ' 
marked  a  seedy  looking  individual  on  Htatc  street 
last  evening.  "  What  is  your  opinion?”  asked  a 
gentleman  standing  near  by.  “  My ’pinion,  zm',"  ' 
replied  the  man,  “is  znt  every  fell(*r’s  got  his 
own  right  (hie)  to  go  on  a  tarilT  'o  wants  to."  No  , 
one  ventured  to  ilisputc  his  views. — [Chicago  , 
Journal.  '  j 
“  How  much  is  my  bill  ?”  iuquired  a  sad-eyed 
youth  in  a  Cloioago  confectionary  store  the  ot.her 
day.  The  proprietor  looked  ovtir  his  hoolcs  a 
minute  and  then  replied — “Hixtecn  dollars  and 
fifteen  cents.”  As  the  young  man  <how  forth 
his  wallet  to  meet  the  aeooimt  he  siglied  deejily 
and  said,  “  I  tell  you  this  is  tough  !”  “  How  so  ?’’ 
asked  the  eoufectioiier.  “  Oh.  she's  gone  back 
on  me,*'  “  Who  ?”  “  Oh,  she — the  girl  that  oat 
all  the  candy,”  continued  the  mihappy  youth, 
“and  I  tell  you  it's  hard  to  pay  for  so  much 
sweetness  after  its  gone  and  soured  on  a  fellow.” 
The  candy  man  acknowledged  that  it  did  seem 
kind  of  rough. 
ri  ”  .<sQ.TICL/LTg/>.  fP. 
^SEED  warehouse! 
141  STATE  STREET 
Chicago. 
CARDEN  SEEDS,  i 
Sa^ Catalogues  free  on  application 
(CTRCn.AH. 
OoDSumers  Importing  Tea  <'0.^  ) 
No.  8  Cliarcb  Street.  r 
P.  O,  Box  5,509.  New' York  City.  ) 
Tills  Isa  combination  of  capitalists  to  supply  the 
consumers  of  Teas  throughoiitthe  United  Status  on 
the  mutual  principle. 
We  have  experienced  agents  in  all  the  best  dis¬ 
tricts  of  China  and  Japan  to  select  Tens  especially 
for  our  trade. 
We  expect  every  consumer  of  Teas  'o  render  u>  ail 
the  assistunou  they  cun  In  cfirrylng  out  our  enter¬ 
prise,  as  wo  make  a  spoeliilty  of  HUl'f'I.YlNtJ  t’U.N- 
SUMKKH  ONLY  (and  allow  no  nilddlenicn  to  inuke 
any  protlt  on  our  Importutloiis),  wnicli  will  enable 
us  to  supply  them  with  Teas  at  prices  lower  than 
have  ever  been  known,  and  of  those  tinequallliu 
that  seldom  reach  the  Interior,  being  sold  oiily  to 
the  large  cities  and  uiiiung  the  very  wealthy. 
Hoping  the  consumer  will  take  an  Interest  In  our 
enterprise,  and  send  at  once  for  a  elreulur  with  full 
explanations  u(  bow  to  proceed  tu  obtain  our  goons, 
we  remain. 
Most  respectfully  yours, 
<jon!juioer8  Importing  Tea  Co., 
No.  .S  Church  8t.,  * 
P.  O.  Kox  a. 900.  Now  Vurh  City. 
Bntered,  according  to  Act  of  (Congress,  In  .laniiary, 
1974,  by  the  Consumers  Importing  Tea  I’o.,  In  the 
Olliceof  tho  Librarian  of  Congress,  Wushliigton,  l».U, 
1.  Horned  Horse.  *2.  Rocky  Mountain  Big-Horn.  3.  Whip-poor-Will.  4.  American  Crow. 
ARE  YOU  GOING  TO  PAINT? 
L'HE  NONE  BUT  THE 
MIXED  READY  FOR  USE. 
I=»aFLl<ZJE  »t.JZ;X>TJC:J3333. 
OVER  aOO.BUU  HOUSES  HAVE  BEEN  I'AINTEIJ  WITH  IT. 
ONE  IIUNDhKD  HKAUTiVUh  TlM’jj  AND  COLORS. 
IT  IS  THE  !\n>>T  IM  KABI.i;  PAINT  MADE. 
IT  1-*  THE  IIA.^O.^OMEST  PAINT  (MAOE. 
IT  IS  THE  »H»-iT  ECONUYIH  AL  PAINT  IN  THE  MARKET. 
IT  IS  THE  STANDARD.  AND  ONLV  RELIABLE  .MIXED  PAINT. 
CT  Is  HUAU.ANTEED  Ttl  BE  SUPFKIOR  TO  ALL  OTHER  PAINTS. 
It  has  Ibo  highest  .onivi.T  .  id8UtA,>rorM  tUoitsands  of  persons  who  hove  used  It  iu  various 
sections  of  the  Oountr*. 
Hainple  Cards,  together  with  testluionlals  froui  bwncre  of  Uie  tlnesl  residences  in  the  Country  furutshed 
free  by  the  « 
AVERILL  CHEMICAL  PAINT  CO., 
For  salts  in  every  sa  tlon  of  the  Country.  32  Burling  Slip,  New  York  City. 
of  all  kinds  and  prices,  for  scii'/HIjic  invrytimtiou  and 
the  amusfmenl  of  the  /tiuMu  ctrdr.  Also  SlAONirt- 
ING  GLASHER.  for  hoUuiCIll  use.  Otc.  I.KX8KH,  »PV 
Glasses,  TtLiiscopi.s.  utc.,  etc.  SR  Pagr  I'riiio 
List  /ri;f.  .MCALLlBJyU,  MpiJ  Oiitlcinn,  4s  N a.ssa  H 
Bt.,  New  York. 
PEACH  TREES! 
strong,  healthy,  vigorous  plants,  one  year  old. 
(grown  out  of  doors)  sent  by  mall  for 
A  YEAR 
Only  $ij  per  100.  Good  wirts.  Fine  ti-ees,  4  to  li  feel 
high.  Address  lllCMAUDSUN  ic  KKLSKV, 
Nui’Scrymen,  Geneva,  N.  Y. 
‘The  partiwwii  I  do  (d  1 
th^v  clalia. '-Weekly  ¥  Ji 
a..g  N  V  1.1  I _ 
I  ^iTid  htaini/  t  or  p«rt1co 
IIkj-..  C.F. WinipaeACu. 
1  ]  hii  1 1  •' J .  b  >  Otttao  I L  X.  Y 
And  other  buyord  of  lar^i'  Quautities,  aliowenl  a  Ub> 
oral  discount. 
H.  £.  HOOKER  &.  BRO., 
Rochester,  N.  Y, 
March  Ist,  ISVii. 
is  being  made  by  hundreds  of  Local  Agents  for  our 
House  Hiiints  and  Hooting  Material s.  Territory  .free, 
protlie  lu lye !  The  goods  are  ntrietiv  reliable,  vtiiniu 
for  Use,  low  price,  and  uxireiuely  durable,  us  proved 
by  33  years’  priuiiml  tests.  Complele  uiatermls  for 
newTiiof*  only  4sc.a»q.  iut  ivm  be  iipiilicd  to  steep 
or  Pill  routs  by  n.ny  one  with  imiiitliii  sHtistiu'tion. 
BHiiniiftil  l^iiiiitK  for  lionaes,  doors.  lenccs,  wood¬ 
work.,  metal,  brick  or  plaster,  iitij/  shade,  rsu d|/  for 
iiue,  at  luw  prices.  Thi.s  paint  will  lual  lunger,  look 
betttT,  ouier  more  und  cwt*  loss  than  miy  other. 
'•  How  to  nui'f  re-shinuliDgi  utop  leaks  elfectiinlly  und 
cheaidy."  u  lOil  page  Bm.k  .ircn  to  all.  hliriunr*. 
Builaors  und  uUiers  arc  rrqu(jiti\l  tu  write  us  iil  unce. 
N.  Y.  SLATE  ROOFING  CO.,  Limited, 
8  cedft)'  .St.,  N.  Y.,  or  .lij  s.  Front  St.,  I'ldla. 
Factory  Apparatus. 
“  ECONOMIZER”  Ttr 
Boiler  and  Engines. 
Selling  rapidly.  Fueturymen  '‘Take"  to  them  at 
once.  Satisfaction  gimiutiieod.  Send  for  lllustraieil 
Circular  of  Dairy  Furnishings. 
WHIT.MAN  &  BURRELL, 
Lillie  Frills,  N.  Y. 
KND  yniir  o.I.lnws  for  the  “  Agrli'iiltiiml  K.'Onoiiii>t,'’  dwrrli.livs 
tiii.l  illiifitratDil.  KKAOLKY  MF'G  CO,,  SyrauUM,  N.  Y, 
'WILBOR’S  COMPOUHD  OF  ^ 
PURE  COD  LIVER 
a  OIL  AND  LIME.^ 
STEAM  ENGINES  FOR 
CHEESE  FACTORIES,  &c 
“The  Iron  Slave."  First  Premium  N.  V.  State  Fair. 
18)6.  Also  many  other  groat  l{uprovoiiieuts  In  Cheese 
und  Buller-makitie  Aiipurutus.  Send  for  Circular. 
CHARLES  ilIILLAR  Ac  SON,  Utlcii,  N.  Y. 
'END  FOR  fllRUULARof  Atricnltm-ttllmple 
“  meats  to  Arjigtt,  Brew  a  Co.,Mfi  ’8.Clevehiiid,t) 
\Vill»oi‘’N  Cod  Liver  Oil  tiiid  l.iiiie.— Persons 
who  have  been  Uiking  Cud  Liver  Oil  will  be  pleased 
to  learn  that  Dr.  Wilfmr  has  succeeded,  from  iliree- 
tions  i.f  Mevurul  professional  gentletnen,  iu  Oumbin- 
Ing  tlin  pure  utl  and  llnie  in  such  a  uiunuer  that  it  is 
]ileU8Uiitto  (heiaste,and  ItseniieUin  lungeompluiiits 
are  truly  wonderful.  Yen  many  peraoPMWboiie  cases 
wuro  iiriinoune.'d  bopidess  and  who  had  taken  the 
clear  (III  lor  It  lung  time  willioui  marked  I'ffaut..  have 
been  entirely  cured  by  using  this  preparailuii.  He 
sure  and  gel  the  genuine.  Miuintuetiiriai  only  bv  A. 
It.  Wilhor,  uli(iinist.  Kugtnn.  Sold  bv  all  dncegist*. 
REAL  ESTATE  BROKERS, 
52  Summit  St.,  Toledo,  Ohio 
Eastern  propkrty  exchanged  for  Western  and 
Western  lor  Eastern 
(  ’(/n'l  i.poiiiirjice  soUcUtii. 
THE  JONES’ SYSTEM 
GREAT  REDUCTION. 
TEAS  AND  COFFEES 
XT  WHOLKSAI.K  PttHJES. 
Inci'niiseU  Kacllltle.  to  Club  Orguulzera. 
8eiitl  for  New  Price  l.Lst. 
THE  BREAT  AMERICAN  TEACO. 
P.  0.  Box  5tl4:i.  8i  &  33  Ve«ey  8t.,  New  York 
DIKECr  SALES  TO  TIIF.  USRU. 
ALL  SALES  i)S  TUIAL. 
FKK1GHT9  PKEPAID. 
No  ri.'ik  to  the  purchaser,  ua  no  money  is  paid  until 
you  are  siitislled.  The  .Tones'  system  will  bring  your 
goods  lit  lower  prleus.  Will  you  try  it  or  continue  to 
sustain  moiiopoUes?  For  Iree  Price  List  of  Beales, 
uddress  JONK8  of  UinghaiiiUm,  N.  Y. 
AGENTS  WANTED  for  the  BEST  Biograpbibs  of 
MOODY  Peoples’  x  j  j  Cu.si>fnsu> 
^  Editiu.v  1.  U  Jkij 
AND  Il.I-lTsTUATKfl.  CENTS.  COMPLETE. 
A  NJ  1/  Ij’  X'  This  is  the  elie.apest  and  best  thing 
■*  onu  Uiju't  sell  any  other  till  you  SCO 
tills.  T.arge  discounts  to  ugent.s.  Address 
AlUTUAL  PUBLISUI.NG  CO..  Hartford.  Conn. 
1  have  founded  m  v  hUsIniiss  <mj  the  belief  that  the 
public  are  anxious  to  gpt  their  seed  JimTIi/  Jn,m  Vu 
ijruavr.  und  1  the.refore  offer  FREE  to  every  man  and 
woman  m  the  United  States  who  ciilUvutos  u  farm, 
tlll»  a  vegetable  gurdi'it,  or  jilantf,  a  dower  gordcn.my 
large,  llli/»iruieil(?atttIoguo  of  Vegetable  and  Flower 
Seeds  tor  i8Tti;  it  eunUilus,  In  uddilieii  to  the  choicest 
kindii  prudueod  in  Europe,  oar  liuudml  and  fiffprii- 
rirtitn  ii/  twIiiWr  jirrrt  [rrinon  im  nip  fiiurtrra  farmii. 
Customers  of  last  season  need  not  write  for  it.  As 
the  uriginul  Introducer  of  the  Hubbard,  Harblehetid 
und  UiihiiuD  Squashes.  Phinnev’s  Melon,  the  Marble¬ 
head  CiiObnges.and  a  score  of  other  new  vegetables, 
i  solicit  your  pstronnuzo.  All  seed  sold  under  three 
warrants.  A  nundred  thousand  Catalogues  will  be 
issued  and  sent  out  on  the  tlrst  of  Jiinutiry. 
JAjMES  j.  il.  GKEGOitY,  Marblehead.  Muss. 
^UY  WlLLAfRD’S 
PRACTICAL  BUTTER  BOOK. 
Now  Ready.  Price  $1. 
Address  MOORE'S  RURAL  NEW  YORKER, 
78  Duane  St.,  New  York 
JUY  WILLARD’K 
PRACTICAL  BUTTER  BOOK 
Now  Ready.  Price  $1. 
Address  MOORE  S  RURAL  NEW-YORKER, 
78  Dunne  St.,  New  York, 
JEND  FOR  CIRCULAR  of  the  best  Paint  In 
J  the  world  to  RUBBER  PAINT  CO.,  Cleveland,  O. 
