SPARKS  AND  SPLINTERS 
Juo  not  lost  ye  be  jugged. 
Always  operatuig  for  a  riso— emetics. 
OiiACE  before  meat— a  handsome  woman  at 
market. 
The  foUouing  dialogue  was  overheard  tlie 
other  day  He-“  Araminta,  je  t' adore  ?"  She 
— “  Shut  it  yourself  !" 
the  end  of  his  sermon 
Because  he’s  toward 
Why  is  a  minister  near 
like  a  ragged  urchin  ? 
(tor’d)  his  close  (clothes) 
“  I  woNDEK  why  my  ^ 
under  my  nose  as  well 
mouth  ?"  Soph— “  Too  i 
Khehidan  told  Lord  No 
a  new  house,  and  that  everything  would  now  go 
on  like  clock  work.  “  Ah !”  rephed  his  I.ordship, 
“  tick-tick.” 
“On.  yes!  a  pretty  story!  very  probable, 
Joseph  !  *You  vc  only  been  to  the  ‘Devisory 
Council,’  indeed!  Where  did  the  live  kinds  ol 
hair  on  your  coal  come  from  ?" 
Urkathes  there  a  man  with  aoul  so  dead, 
Who  DPVfj  h>  bltniu'lf  hath  said, 
I  will  a  family  i>»lwr  Hike, 
Both  for  my  own  and  children  n  sake . 
If  Bueh  there  bc.,kl  him  reinnit 
And  lutve  this  naiwr  to  him  ai  ul. 
When  you  go  to  Vicuna  and  hear  somebody  say 
llochqufellehwftsserlelliugskihreufalalitaten  you 
may  know  that  "  the  water  pijje  has  busted. 
For  our  part,  wo  should  be  ajit  to  think  that  a 
whole  reservoir  had  “  busted.” 
ON  AN 
Aultman-Taylor  Straw  Stack. 
FARMERS  who  wish  to  SAVE  what  grain 
they  raise  and  secure  several  bushels  more  to  a 
field  than  they  ordinarily  get,  should  write  to 
THE  AULTMAN  &  TAYLOR  COMPANY,  Mans¬ 
field,  Ohio,  for  their  Illustrated  Pamphlet,  which 
wiU  be  sent  free  to  all  who  apply,  saying  that 
they  saw  this  advertisement  in  Moore’s  Rural 
I, A  NIC  A  KODLICV’N 
Ten-Horse  Farm  Engine 
Awanlrtl  Oraud  Premium  of 
iUlM 
At  the  la.<4t  Cincinnati 
six  exhibitors,  alter  a  sK  days  practical  tpt.  Sena 
for  Circular  giving  ilet^ilts  Of  the  famous  trial. 
LANE  &  BODLEV,  John  and  Water  Sis..  Cincinnati. 
STEAM  ENGINES  FOR 
CHEESE  FACTORIES,  &c 
•c!  Adieu!" 
>  I  call  it  a  ileluge ! 
(ietd  mth  Viuhrella 
UmbreHaleng  Fineiid. 
ARE  YOU  GOING  TO  PAINT 
^  »>Trnn  mill? 
IJMK  NONB  BUT  THE 
lUMiipfof  piftlni 
Ut».  C.r.WW.»/’*u  ACo; 
‘The  il  I  d*j  »l  1  \W. 
tLtfV  lr  il 
lllfiil  T Htmit  a,  N ,  V 
W«  k.«w  <;,,F..,WIN?.,,;» « 
MIXED  READY  FOR  USE. 
(»VKR  ‘100, 00»  lIort^lCM  HAVE  BEEN  PAINTED  WITH  IT. 
'  ONE  HIJNDUKD  HKAUTIKUL  TINTS  AND  OOl-OHS. 
ifn  la  'Tiiic  itlDST  DI/KAlll<K  paint  aiADK. 
U  harrecivei  Die  hlahest  encl„raeu.enu  from  fhou.aadH  of  peraona  who  have  uaed  It  in  varlou, 
“^"pr/cards^Cth^r  with  teatimonlalH  from  owners  of  the  nneat  residences  in  the  Country  furnlabc 
averill  chemical  paint  co., 
fo,  »1. ..  ,..r, . ,  u™  or  to.  Oouorrr  32  Burn  n_g 
They  will  fuHlII  the  pruiulaei  t^do,  -Mooubb 
lUiKAL  NKW-YOIIKKK.  Jan.  29.  l«di. _ _ _ _ 
“HIGHLAND  HARDY.” 
I  have  5  (HU)  extra  Hne  UlBbluud  Hardy  Itaapberry 
one  of  ber  pupils,  a  boy  of  hftc< 
day,  but  when  abe  commoiiced  t 
coolly  threw  his  aims  around  her  n 
her  a  hearty  Uisn.  Him  wont  straig 
desk,  and  her  face  was  Just  “  as  rci 
“Hue  wiilUed  like  a  June  at  a  hop 
question  I  would  pop  ;  and  as  lici 
dcred  her  a  seat,  my  throbbin 
anxious  paug  did  b(^at.  I  ti-ipp 
lovely  charm,  1  bowed  and  geiitl; 
arm.  “  Engaged  for  next  ?”  1  « 
ling  Kate  ?”  "  Go  ’way,”  she  bh 
mv  vaccinate.” 
ONLY  15  CENTS! 
ou  It  to  thonsanda  of  hpmea 
idy  known,  we  will  eend  nor 
iry  and  fain ily  J  nrnal,  “Tj*^ 
■  rill,'’  throe  months  on  trim) 
lu«.nimutti  pupiM*  iji*® 
uoaUiUilsir  *plOuUiO 
,  poeiiift,  etf-  ^**1. 
L  iirt«iii\utii  porlfoHo,  Oemn  Of 
CORTLAND  WAGON  MANUF’C  CO 
Cortland,  N.  T. 
c  II LAB  of  the  heat  Paint  In 
■vrrTtjs/k  /YlABAlonri  O. 
>^:.cieVeland.O, 
Factory  Apparatus. 
ECONOMIZER”  "Vir 
Boiler  and  Engines. 
'culur  of  IHiiry  FurniaUlngs. 
\%'inTSlAN  A  Bl’BBELI*. 
l.iiile  P'gllii.  N.  Y. 
HU  UaI  PIIBI.11!)H1NU  CO..  TS  Duane  8t.,  N.  Y 
80LK  MANUeACTl'llBKt*. 
Porter  Blanchard’S  Sons, 
[Send  for  Clrcuiura.i  CONCORD,  N.  H. 
Sample  churns  sent  to  wwus  where  we  have  no 
Ageut^  ou  receipt  of  25  per  cent,  less  than  oui 
retail  price,  _ _ _ 
(CIKCULAK. 
8  ImiiorllnR  Tea  Co., ) 
8  Cliiirch  Ntrcet,  f 
New  York  City.  ) 
of  capltttlUta  to  supply  the 
laf  Send  for  tlululoaue, 
P.  O.  Box  6,609. 
This  la  a  comhluotum 
consumers  of  Teas  throuRhout  the  United  States  on 
the  mutual  principle. 
We  have  experienced  agents  In  all  the  best  dis¬ 
tricts  of  China  and  .lapan  to  soloei  Teas  especially 
for  our  trade. 
We  oxpeci  ..very  consumer  oi  'I  eus  ‘t.  render  u»  ml 
the  ttsslBtnuco  they  can  m  cairylng  out  our  enter¬ 
prise.  as  we  make  a  specially  of  HUPPI.Yl.NU  TON- 
SUMlCUH  ONLY  (and  allow  no  niidcllenieu  i..  make 
any  protlt  on  our  Importations),  winch  will  enable 
us  to  supply  them  with  Teas  at  prices  h.we.r  than 
have  ever  boon  known,  and  Ot  lUo.-e  line  qualirio 
tin  t  seldom  reach  the  Interior,  being  sold  only  to 
the  large  cities  and  among  the  very  wealthy. 
Hoping  the  oonsutuer  will  take  hi.  interest  In  our 
enterprise,  and  send  at  once  for  a  clreular  with  lull 
eiDlanatlons  of  how  to  proceed  to  obtain  our  goods. 
H  These  arc  the  best 
Stand  most  economical 
I Q| goods;  Impervious  to 
IVaampucss,  beat  and 
V  cold.  Send  for  eam- 
W  pies  to  B.  E.  II  ALE 
»  St  CO.,  6d  and  M  Park¬ 
in  Fhme,  New  York. 
REAL  ESTATE  BROKERS, 
52  Summit  St.,  Toledo,  Ohio. 
nr  Eastern  property  exchanged  for  VVestern  and 
WPBlorn  for  Eastern.  ComspomDmr  uoliCUfl. _ 
Champion  Milk  Pan 
GREAT  REDUCTION. 
TEAS  AND  COFFEES 
AT  WHOLESALE  FRIIIES. 
iDcreuaed  KuelHlIeH  lo  Club  Dvgnnl'/.era. 
Houd  for  New  Price  l.lst. 
THE  GREAT  AMERICAN  TEA  CO. 
P.  O.  Box  6043.  3i  &  33  Vesey  8t.,  New  York 
EARN  telegraph 
1  J,r.S5‘UI?.'  55  IS 
SHEHMAN  TEL.  CO.,  OBKUl.IN.  O. 
SEWING  . 
MACHINES 
.A.jyg'U 
tr  Fmren  Huintrrd  <«*  .#r/n«/  l'*r. 
Patented  March  m^872^a^^ 
Va^  rKUmraVseVu  ^ 
Bandolpii,  Catt.  Co.,  N,  V. 
\  JSU  rW  Liberal  tePiuH  of  Exchange 
fur  Heeond-liand  Machines 
ofeverj  deMcrlpllon. 
“DOMESTIC”  PAPER  FASHIONS. 
The  Best  P.atUTns  made.  Send  5  eU.  for  Catalogue. 
Address  DOMESTIC  SEWING  MACHINE  CO^ 
IRjr  Agents  Wanted.  "©B  _  NEW  YORK.fT^ 
JUY  tVIl.l.ABD’H 
PRACTICAL  BUTTER  BOOK. 
Now  Ready.  Price  Si- 
Address  MOURK’S  RURAL  NEW  YORKBK, 
78  Duane  St.,  New  York. 
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