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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
MAY 28 
Humorous. 
Recipe for oilymargarinePeanut lard, 
oleo, oils, alum, acide and dirty workmen. 
Mix.—Port Jervis Gazette. 
A good natured traveler fell asleep in a 
train and was carried beyond his destination. 
“Pretty good joke, isn’t it ?'’ said a fellow 
passenger. “l'ee,”said the g.-n. t., " but a 
little too far-fetched.” 
The train had just rolled into the station, 
and little Charlie stood listening a moment to 
the sound of the escaping steam. Then, turn¬ 
ing to his father, h-s said, •' Pa, the engine’s all 
out of breath, ain’t it?" 
" Mother, what is an angel ?” “ An angel ? 
Well, an aDgel is a being that flies." “ But, 
mother, why does papa always call my gov¬ 
erness an angel?" “Well,” exclaimed the 
mother, after a moment’s pause, “ she is going 
to fly. immediately.” 
A Standard Article Kvery wliere. 
It Is a long way rrom me Atlantic to the Pacific 
and frcrn Maine to ihe Gult of Mexico, but In all 
t he vast area lying within those boundaries there 
la not a city, a town, village, settlement or 
camp wuere Uostetter’s Stomach Bitters Is nor 
■Well Known and In great demand. It Is the great 
household meolelDe of the American people, and 
Is taken everywhere aa a safeguard against epi¬ 
demics and endemics as a remedy for dyspepsia, 
biliousness and trr gularitles of the bowels, as a 
cure lor chills and fever and rheumatic ailments, 
as a sedanve in nervous cases, as a wholesome 
exhllarant in hypochondria, and as a geueral lu- 
vlgoram aud restorative, To the weak and droop¬ 
ing n imparts strength anrl vltalliy, macing the 
relaxed nerves and rousing all the lateut energies 
of ihe system. For > eats it has been the standard 
tonic and corrective ot ihe western world. 
ALDEN’S 
HORSE HOE AM) COI.- 
TIVATOR. 
J. M. ALDEN, Aununu, N. Y. 
*)j l elegant cards. Snowflake, etc., luo. Aatn. wanted. 
Oi 7 a) i-am pies 3c. List.free.. G. N ick. Arbela, Mi ,- li. 
COLUDIBIA BICYCLE. 
Bicycle riding Is an accomplish¬ 
ment easily acquired. and 1 b rapid¬ 
ly becoming the moat popular of 
out-do.ir sports; mi a health restora¬ 
tive it U In valuable, bringing into 
action every muscle of the body, 
strolls ttioi ilu-- the lungs, and In¬ 
vigorating the wearied brain. The 
practicability of the machine if 
Kouorully conceded throughout the 
_ country, and the thousands of bi 
cycles in dally use are constantly iuoroasinK in num¬ 
ber. Send 3c. stamp for catalogue, with price list and 
THE POPE M’F’G 
full information. 
GO. 
MB Wnotiinirtori Street.Bouton, Mass, 
LING OLNPATENT 
CHANNEL CAN CREAMERY. 
Deep setting perfected. Gets all the 
cream in lose than ten hours, with or 
dmary well or running witter, or in two 
hours with ice water, with less than half 
the tee called for by any other process. 
Agents Was run. Send Tor Circular 
to VVJH. E. LiINCOEN, 
Warren, .tins* 
WOOD, TABER & MORSE, 
Eaton, SIVIadtson Co., N. V., 
MANUFACTU 11 ERS OF 
PORTABLE AND AGRICULTURAL 
Steam Engines 
Of the Highest Htandajut, in every respect of ma¬ 
terials, aud workmanship Were pioneers 
iu the manufacture of 
Practically Portable Steam Engines, 
And with determined policy to build only the bus - 
-MAcHi.Nicnv from the bust mvtkkials. and in thi 
nicsT mannku or ooNHTunnTioN, ami with continued 
Improvements. have attained the HKiiii.sT standard 
Id excellenco of workmanship, simplicity ot design 
ami rapacity of power. For a quarter of a century 
have malntaj- ed their manufacture, the 
Standard Portable and Agricultural Engines 
of the world. Descriptive Circulars sent on applica¬ 
tion Mention this paper. 
EXOELSiJR 
HORSE 
CROQUET 
MOWER, 
811. 
HAND 
MOWERS 
Three Pn.tt.cmH, 
10 to 20 inch cut. 
HORSE 
MOWERS 
ai to 40 Inch cut. 
OUR. 
SIDE-WHEEL 
SLOWER 
la Light, Simple, 
and Durable 
It is the best iti the 
market. 
_ All ..nr Mower* frunrtntced. 
Rend for Till ii-t.rated Oirculor and Price-List. 
CHASEORN & COLDWEM, MTS. CO.,HowbUT2h,N.Y. 
H. W. MARSEILUS, 
164 & 168 West Main Ht., Rochester, N. Y. General Agen¬ 
cy and Headquarters for all the host Agricultural I in- 
plements needed by farmers Rend for Circulars. 
A VALUABLE ANIMAL. 
“Now, look a-here Bill, if yoi don’t stop leanin’ agin that horse, the fust thing you know 
yO’i’ll have him down.” 
SENIOR 
AND 
JUNIOR 
“BUCKEYE” 
LAWN MOWERS 
-- 
Fully Tested during the seasons 
of 1879 and 1880. " 
AND PROVED THE J 
MOST RELIABLE \% 
MOWERS IN THE MARKET.. 
^RUcKeye JilHioR 
Jawn jyJowER 
^ ^ MANUFA CTURE D BY 
AST A)OS 8,$} 
Springfielda). 
Veteran Corn Sheller 
FOR HAND OR POWER. 
Just the thing for Mill, Farm and Plan¬ 
tation. 
Power ami ITnnd Corn Nhelleria of nil size* 
and to Mult all wants, 
HORSE POWERS, JACKS, Etc. 
Write for Descriptive Circulars ana prices. Ad¬ 
dress SANDWICH MANUF’H CO., 
Sandwich, Illinois. 
Petunlnn only Re. oaf-h i r»n*lr*, 4*-.; Oilcilf, 4e. ; Hcllo- 
tropo. 60 ; Oomnlums. So.; b-mnn V.-rlH-nu, Sc . Fnclum, E<-; | 
VerlH'iiM, 4 C.J or.M Plants, biiIihLIo for a Bnudl flownr-gur- 
dett.for $5 ; or, 100 riant. fui $S. All other plnnls ne eneap. 
VALUABLE PREMIUMS GIVEN AWAY. 
Kc-i! our remarkably lihoml olTere, In 
CATALOGUE. FBER TO ALL—Writ# for It. Address 
fuR .PIERSON, TarrytowwN ewYo bk . 
WATERTOWN 
Try one and you will Buy It. 
S~9f~ Send for Illustrated Circulars to 
MAST, FOOS & CO , Springfield, Ohio, 
nr 
CIDER 
Presses, Grater?, Elevators, &c. 
BOOMER A BOSCIIKRT HHESg 
CO., Syracuse, N. Y. 
utsT Wash nu Axis n kim.lk 
in the world. Guaranteed to do perfect work or money 
refunded. Warranted for 6 years. Price of washer, 
*8. Sample to ajrents.iB8.50. Price of Wringer, *7.50. 
Sample, $4.25. Circulars free. 
ERIE WASHER CO.. Erie. Pn. 
a week. $12 a day at home easily u yde. Costly 
outfit free. Ad drees True & Co.. Augusta. Maiue. 
Platform and Three Spring 
WAGONS & BUGGIES. 
every wagon is fully warranted. 
These are the handsomest, lightest and strongest 
wagons of their kind in the market. Every Farmer 
anil Dairyman should have one. Correspondence soli¬ 
cited. Semi for Illustrated Catalogue. Address 
WATERTOWN SPRING WAGON CO., 
Watertown, N. Y. 
WHOLESALE AGENCIES. 
Erie City Carriage Works. Erie, Pa. 
A- A Abbott, 29D and mm Wabash Ave., Chicago, Ill. 
Dolton Bros., 8t. Louis, Mo. 
Trumbull. Reynolds & Allen, KnuBaa City, Mo. 
AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITION. 
OVER 95,000 SOLD. 
* 8 OPHIk\DElPHI3£< 
Lawn Mowe 
I T and S,ze» lor linnd. 
.{ Styles nud Sizes for Horse. 
The Philadelphia was the first Side-Wli.el Lawn 
Mower. Now aQ other makers are tn ing to imitate 
it. There must be a good reason for this. If experi- 
ence is worth anything, wo should be able to keep itas 
it always has been and Is— 
THTil BEST 
Why buy imltatioim when thogenuino can be had for 
the same mouey J Examine our new 14-ineh, weighing 
only ,JO lb. Examine our Horse nmt (laud Lawn 
Sweepers. Our machines are, or ought to be. for 
sale ill your town. Hardware dealers ha\ t* them. 
GRAHAM, EMI.UN »V PASSMORE, 
Patentees and Manufacturers, 
«3I Market Sr., Philadelphia, Pa. 
$66 
free. Address H. Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine 
THE JOHNSTON HARVESTEFCOMPANY 
• —4 /"\ I _ ^ 
Brockport, N. Y., 
Since 187*7 
The Machines of this 
Company 
HAVE BEEN AWARDED 
159 First Prizes 
IIT ACTUAL FIELD TESTS, ^ 
Ill competition with all! 
the Leading Machines I 
of the World. 
MANUFACTURERS OB’ 
lira mis 
Self-Binding Harvesters. 
AND 
thh: 
WROUGHT IRON HARVESTER 
PREMIUM MACIIINE OF TnE WORLD. 
fllcult fields of grain, 
es of the world, and 
It has worked its way through the most dim 
" and in all parts of the grain growing countie! 
jm ‘ always wlih the same satlsfaotory result. 
