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Veteran Corn Shelter 
Jtjnmormig 
“How is your business?” asked one tailor 
of another. “Only so so,” was the reply. 
“How is yam’s ?” “Mine is mending.”—Phila. 
Sun. 
Some of our Cambridge milkmen ought to 
be crem ated for vending such poor milk. It 
is a eow-ardly kino of business and ought to be 
stopped. Heifer man can’t sell good milk lie 
ought to give up business.—Win Wnrtle. 
They were at n dinner party, and remarked 
that he supposed she was fond of ethnology. 
She said she was not very well, and the doctor 
hod told her not to eat any tiling for dessert 
but oranges.—Clinton Republican, 
“ You do not find any dies in the butter 
which I put on my table,” said a Boston board¬ 
ing mistress, proudly. “No,” replied a board¬ 
er, “it’s too (strongfor them.” That boarder 
was given immediate notice to quit —Somer¬ 
ville Journal. 
“ And did your late husband die in the hope 
of a blessed immortality, Sister Stiggings?” 
inquired the new minister, who was making 
his first call on a fair widow of his congrega¬ 
tion. “Blessyou, no !” was the response; “ he 
died in Chicago.”—Center Democrat. 
A group of young attorneys were discuss¬ 
ing a certain legal decision, made some time 
ago, and one of them ejaculated: “Ob, yes, 
you refer to the time Judge. Necessity was 
on the bench.” “Judge Necessity—what do 
you call him that for ?” queried one of the 
other lawyers. “ Oh,” dryly responded the 
first speaker, “ merely because they say ‘Nee- 
cessity knows no law.’ ”—Cleveland Sunday 
Sun. ‘ 
FOR HAND OR POWER. 
Just the thing for Mill, Farm and Plan¬ 
tation. 
Power and Hand Corn Shelter* of all alzea 
and to atilt all want*. 
HORSE POWERS, JACKS, Etc. 
Write for Descriptive Circulars and prices. Ad¬ 
dress SANDWICH MANUF’G CO., 
Sandwich, Illlnola. 
We have now open an immense stock of 
Carpetings, including full lines of all the 
New Fall Patterns and Styles. 
Being the product of our own factories, 
we warrant every Carpet as represented, 
and full satisfaction is guaranteed or the 
money refunded. 
Axminster Carpets —We offer 300 
pieces of these desirable goods at $1.75 
per yard, the same quality as sold last 
season at $2.75. 
French Ax minsters- —A full line of 
our own importation at $1*05 per yard. 
American Moquette Carpets— 
400 pieces at $ 1.4-0 per yard—the cheap¬ 
est carpets ever offered. These goods 
Cannot bo found elsewhere in the city at 
anywhere near the price. 
Velvet Carpets — The largest and 
best stock of Velvet Carpets in the United 
States at $1.50 and $1,00. Extra 
good value. 
Body Brussels —Best quality, full 
five frame, at $1.25 per yard, special 
patterns at $1.4-0 and $1.50. 
Tapestry Brussels —A very large 
assortment of popular patterns at 75 cts. 
per yard—same goods us sold elsewhere 
at DO cts. Finer grades at DO cts. and 
$1.05. A splendid assortment. 
Ingrains —Extra superior quality—a 
very full line from 75 cts. to DO cts. 
Also a good line of all wool ingrains 
from 05 cts. to 75 cts. yer yard. 
Persia and India Rugs and Mats 
of our own importation, a large assort¬ 
ment at low prices. 
DISCOURAGING. 
Alas ! So near and yet so far.” 
THE IMPROVED 
The Autumn is the best time to plant hardy Roses. 
We have splendid plants, grown in open ground, on 
own roots, and budded, one year old; the growth 
tills season Is exceptionally line. New Catalogue sent 
on application. Mention this paper. 
ELLWANGER & BARRY, Rochester, N. Y, 
Make better 
SYRUP, 
SUGAR. 
AND 
.TELLY, 
our No. l Plantation Saw Mill Is designed to be 
run bv 8,10 or 12 horse-power Agricultural Engines. 
Wltb this power rrono 
1,500 to *1,000 Feet 
of lumber can be cut in a day—a product to on 
per cent, g re a ter than can bo cut with any roclp- 
rocatlng saw tntU with i he same power. The mills 
are complete except saw, and will be put on the 
tars In Cincinnati rot the low price or $ 200 , and 
warranted In every particular. Saw Mills or all 
sizes Engines and Bollere, Shartlng, Gearing, etc. 
Illustrated circulars sent rim 
LANE & BODLEY CO., 
JOHN AND WATER STS., 
Cincinnati, 0. 
with lt!KH fuel mid labor than any other apparatus 
Will condense Horghnm Jnice faster than any evsjioru 
tor in use, and rnnscqiieutly make lighter eyrup an 
whiter sugar. The best apparatua known lor milking 
Jolly from sweet cider Send for descriptive circulars 
of Evaporators. Unit Mills, Ac Agents wanted. 
VERMONT FARM MACH. CO., Bellows Falls, Vt. 
Assassinated ,| n|y gel. Died Sept. lOtll, I 881. 
A SPLENDID ENGRAVING. Six,- I»x2t. 
Taken from .1 puotogiapu soon m in n Is Inaugural Ion 
and a perfect portrait nr our M A « T YR l D PBESiDI NT, 
with mourning bonier and appropriate Inscription: 
K KTV 1 UIlI.IO.VS OF I'M I'I,K mourn his 
death ! Ten millions will want this last moiuentoof 
ills noble life, unit sad death, l'liio; uv mail, post¬ 
paid, a It emit*, Fiije lor i* I On. A thousand agents 
wanted. Address |i ■<;. lUDUUUl' A CO., 1U 
Itureluy Street, N. V . 
ENESEE VALLEY FARMS FOR SALE. 
. ______ T _ Some 
VT of the finest residences In the Valley, near It. It 
Inquire soon of JOHN SHELDON, 
Fort OollinH, Colorado 
OLD FASHIONED HAND FORDED RAZOR STEEL KNIFE 
SIMPSON & CAP IT 
(STRAUB Mll.l. CO,) 
Makers of 
Flour Mill Machinery 
of Every Description. 
Portable Mllln for Corn, Wheat, 
Rye, and all kinds of Grain. 
t3f~ Write l’or prices, 
N. W. cor. FRONT & J OHN Sts. 
Cincinnati, Ohio. 
-j rf.' -I i ff- • - ^H* _ -dong blades ate 
r^---r ST*V»" * V**8»*Bynyy.ic■— j handle lor 7t>.\. ( 
1 / I'Jteleii #1. Vi 
T- jg „t|. gillie. 
—^ heavy I blade, 
urn 2 blade, 6oc. 
blade made for hard usage, 7ft cte.; Our Best 2 blade, every blade tested. $1. boy's 2 bit 
1 blade. 2ftc.; 2 blade ftoe.; Gents’ fine 8 blade $1. Bruners, oil temper and tested, $1. Buddin 
inting knife, $1. Cattle knife. $1 Sample 6-inch, hand forged, Uutclier knife, postpaid, 5t)c 1 
free. Liberal discount to dealers. Ask our Postmaster about us. 
PRESIDENT GARFIELD 
Wic mail, postage tire-paid, on receipt, of 2ft cents, u 
flue life-like Steel Engraving of President Jumps A. 
Garileld, together with a facsimile of ills autograph. 
CLEVELAND ENGRAVING CO., 
50 Atwater Building, CUf.viti.ANt), Onto. 
40 and 42 WEST 14th ST., NEW YORK. 
John Van Gaasbeek. Manager, 
CHEAP HOMES FOR J 
50,000 Laborers can get Immediate Emplovmeii 
on farms and Railroads la Texas 
Will mall on application, free of cost, postage prepaid, books with maps, giving reliable information of 
Texas, Arkansas, or Western Louisiana. Those meditating a change to a new country, please address 
J. N. VIl’TOIt, Kastem Manager, *243 II roadway, Xew York. II. 0. DUVAL, Nrc’y, Ausiln, Tex. 
Foreign OfficeIVM, IV. !.A NO, JTtis., I,cadenhcitl Souse, LettiUnhnU Street, London, K, (J., JCng. 
PAYNE’S FARM ENGINES 
Warranted for 5 YearB, and satisfaction guaranteed or 
money refunded. The Best, most Efficient, and most 
Durable Was 1 cr in the world. It has no rival, and iB 
the only machine that will wash perfectly clean without 
rubbing. It can bo used in any steed tub, or shifted from 
one tun to another In a moment. Is so simple and easy 
to oparatn that tbo most delicate lady or child It) years 
old can do the work. It i« marie of Galvanized Iron, and 
is the only Washer in the world that has the Rubber 
Bunds on the Boilers, which prevent the breaking of 
buttons and lDjury to clothes. 
Patent spark-arresting Farm and Dairy Engines ol 
all sizes, from 2 to 13 horse power, mounted or ua 
mounted. Warranted to be the Best and Cheapest 
engine* made. Price* from 81 .*0 upwards. Mend 
for flluKtruted Catalogue “ A ” which will give you 
full Information and prices to ______ 
B. W. PAV1NK & SONS, 
Hot 841. I’ornlur, N. V. 
AND CHAPEL 
Every Estcy Organ 1 
is made 
Throughout with 
Equal fidelity, and- 
Years of experience 
have proven the wisdom of this rule, for both seller 
and buyer. 
inrurc UMtlTCn hlxelUBive territory. Retail prion $8,00. Agents' sample, $3.50, Also the 
AUCn I O VT AH lull celebrated Keystone Wringers at Manufacturers’ lowest price. Circulars 
free. Rofer to editor of tills paper. Address ERIE WASHER llO., Erie, I'a. 
K1UHMO.M), ISO 
Manufacturers of 
zail*l* STONBS 
and 
Flouring Mill Maohinery. 
Wo manufacture __ 
the boat French Ruhr fLLA-/. 
CORN AND FELD MILLS 
In the country. Send 11 k 
for description and Jj Ij Jppgj| 
State you saw this J«jpiaSs 
n Rural N.-y. 
It is manifest iliat from GOOD SKI 1)8 
V] TYfc> ONLY can Good Vegetable* bo obtain* j. 
V i^VLi p" 1 ' rfaV Tl»« character cf LAN 1) BETHS’ HEEDS 
^ J S' tj.V. j v has been suhsiunlinii-tl bqjou<t aU mieslion. 
^ /r y/ Z' \ They arc the ST.t.MbUUf for Quality. 
V \ j Over l.ftOO acres ill Garden Seed Crops 
%YlyX>\. \ \ \ nnder our own cultivation, 
IJ Jq ftJibXti J, Ask your.Storekeeper for them in original 
A *-*sealed pcuikiup*. nr drop us a postal card for 
prices and Catalogue. 
Wholesale trade prices to dealers an application. 
F.u>nd n di784 DAVID LANDRETH A 80NS.21uid?3 S.Sixth Ste.Phlladelphla. 
Send /or III urinated Catalogue. 
J, ESTEY k CO., Brnttlfiboro, Vermont 
CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators. &c. 
BOOMER A BOSCIIKttT 
1*EE8H CO., Syracuse, N. V 
