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SMITH GROCERIES 
Many students burn midnight oil, but do 
very Little midnight toil.—Cambridge Tribune. 
t>> agents. Outfit free, 
tropical 
And plant*. 
A. Delicious and Refresliing 
Fruit Lozenge, Which 
Serves tlie Purpose 
of Pills and Disagree¬ 
able Purgative Medicines. 
TROI’lt'-FKHIT l.twnVE Ik tlie beet 
preparation in the world l'or Const I nation, Bili¬ 
ousness, Headache, Piles, and oil kindred Oom- 
plHintM. It nets gently, effectively, futrl ts deli¬ 
cious to take. Cleansing the system thoroughly, 
it Imparts vigor to mind and body, and dispels 
Melancholy. Hypochondria, <fcc. One trial con¬ 
vinces. Cached in bronzed tin boxes only. 
PRICE 25 and 60 CTS. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
Prepared from 
fruit* 
Before marriage she was dear and he was 
her treasure; but afterwards she became 
dearer and he treasurer, and yet- they are not 
happy. 
The czar has succeeded in maintaining ab¬ 
solute monarchy. But he is afraid to come 
out and see how it is getting along.—Burling¬ 
ton Havvkeye. 
“ Hazel Kirke ” was performed at Carson 
night before last, and so affected the audience 
that it was necessary to mop the floor between 
acts.—Virginia City Enterprise. 
“ Statesman Y” yelled a newsboy, thrust¬ 
ing his head in at the door of ail avenue saloon. 
Four of the six thirsty loungers arose promptly 
and answered. “ Here."—Texas Siftings. 
A man in Connecticut is sa id to have been 
cured of Bright's disease by a diet of skim- 
milk. It skim-milk is a .specific people here¬ 
about will never suffer from the disease.— 
Boston Commercial Bulletin. 
“ My daughter’s painting,” said Bullibear 
proudly, stopping before an alleged work of 
art. “Beautiful, isn't it?” “Yes,” replied 
Fogg slowly, “ but what do you call it ? 
What does it represent ? ” “ Ah, well—yes— 
the fact is we have not decided what to call it 
yet; but, isn’t it lovely < ”—Boston Transcript. 
Parish Clerk (at vestry meeting on the 
question of organ blower’s salary—the rec¬ 
tor in the chair): “ You see, sir, it isn’t as if 
there was only the hymns, but there’s the 
cornin’ in and the goiu’ out, and the ’sponses 
and the prayers, and them Psalms take a 
won’erful deal o’ wind.”— Punch. 
“Are you fond of novels, Mr, Jones?” 
“ Very!” responded the interrogated gentle¬ 
man, who wished to be thought by the lady 
questioner fond of literature. “Haveyou,” 
continued the inquisitive lady, “ever read 
‘Ten Thousand a Year’?” “No, madame; 
I uever read that many novels in all my 
life.”—Bulletin, 
“Denis, my boy,” said a schoolmaster to 
his Hibernian pupil, “I fear I shall make 
nothing of you—you’ve no application.” 
“ An, sure enough sir,” said the quick-witted 
lad, “ isn’t it myself that’s always been tould 
there is no occasion for it ? Don’t I see every 
day in th“ newspapers that ' No Irish need 
apply,' at all, at all V'—Hartford Times. 
Terms for 1881. 
The subscription price of the Rural New-Yorker Is 
Single Copy, per year... §2.00 
“ *' Six months... 1.10 
Great Britain, Ireland, Australia and 
Germany, per year, post-paid. §3.04 (12s. tld.) 
France... 3.04 (l<i 3^ fr.) 
French Colonics. 4.03 (20 M fr.) 
Any one sending a club of eight is entitled to one 
copy, one year, free. 
MAN NEVER IS BLESSED. 
Farmer Jones, (been reading market price list.)—" There, that’s iust the wav 1 When 
ever prices get good, crops turn out bad ” J * Qen " 
THE IMPROVED 
EVAPORATORS ft 
Make beuer pj ^ 
with lesB fuel and labor Mian any ether apparatus. 
Will condense Sorgh um J nice faster than nuy evapora 
tor in use, and consequently make lighter syrup and 
whiter sugar. The best apparuliiH known for making 
Jelly from sweet cider. Send for descriptive circulars 
of Evaporators, Cane Mills. &e Agents wanted. 
VERMONT FARM M ACH. CO.. Bellows Falls, Vt. 
MOUND CITY FEED MILL, 
Our Latest Invention. 
. itf.JvFjgg fea. The most Rapid Grinder ever 
— s »3 '.ffe»aS~- -ju) made. We make the only 
~ ~ ~~ Corn and Cob Mill with cast 
east-steel (irivdees. If we 
rail to furnish proof, will 
o give you a Mill, Ten differ 
i '■ . ii! styles and sizes. The 
/ only mill that sifts I lie meal. 
We also make the Celebrated 
BIG GIANT. 
trr~ Send for Circular and 
58 . .1. A. FIELD & C.O., St. Louis, Mo. 
An Offer 
—to— 
CONSUMERS 
—OF— 
$777 
Address 1 J . O. VICKERY, Augusta, Me. 
Tea & Coffee. 
We have made a Specialty for the past , five years 
of giving aw r ay as Premiums to those who get up 
Clubs for our goods, White Tea Sets, Hold Hand Tea 
Sets, IHnncr Sets, Silver Pin ted Hare, ,1V. Our goods 
are warranted equal to any in the country, Full 
Hue of every kind and variety. Send postal for Price 
and Premium List, and mention Rural New-Yorker 
GREAT LONDON TEA CO., 
801 Washington Street, 
Boston, Mass. 
PRESIDENT GARFIELD^ 
Wk mall postage, pre paid, on receipt of 23 Cents, a 
fine Ufe-Uke bteel Engraving or President James A. 
OarOcld, together with a facsimile of his autograph. 
Cleveland engraving co„ 
50 Atwater Building, CLEVULAXO, onto. 
CARPETS. 
-A.T EETAIL 
By the Manufacturers. 
We have now open an immense stock of 
Carpetings, including full lines of all the 
New Fall Patterns and Styles. 
Being the product of our own factories, 
we warrant every Carpet as represented, 
and full satisfaction is guaranteed or the 
money refunded. 
Ax minster Carpets —We offer 300 
pieces of these desirable goods at $1.75 
per yard, the same quality as sold last 
season at $2.75. 
French Axminsters —A full line of 
our own importation at $1.65 per yard. 
American Moquette Carpets— 
400 pieces at $ 1.40 per yard—the cheap¬ 
est carpets ever offered. These goods 
cannot be found elsewhere in the city at 
anywhere near the price. 
Velvet Carpets — The largest and 
best stock of Velvet Carpets in the United 
States at $1.50 and $1,00. Extra 
good value. 
Body Brussels —Best quality, full 
five frame, at $1.25 per yard, special 
patterns at $1.40 and $1.50. 
Tapestry Brussels —A very large 
assortment of popular patterns at 75 cts. 
per yard—same goods as sold elsewhere 
at 1)0 cts. Finer grades at 1)0 cts. and 
$1.05. A splendid assortment. 
Agents will be supplied with canvassing outfit on 
application. 
Entered at the Post-office at New York City, N. Y., 
as second-class mail matter. 
KIEFFER’S HYBRID PEAR XVr^jS. ft 
each (Le Contc same price), former price PIKE 
CO. NURSERY—Kill) year—32 pace catalogue free. 
STARK & 
:b catalogue free. 
20., Louisiana, Mo. 
GET THE BEST FARlf 
GRIST MILL. 
Cast-Steel Grinding Parts, 
Guaranteed Worn Durable. 
TAKE I.KSN 1*0tVCIt 
unit ISO MOKE WORK. 
8qim! tor f.’nl MloKue, 
W.L. BOYER &BR0. 
PHILADELPHIA, PA. 
VFB8. OF TUB CNtO.U BOBSE-l’OWKil AM) TUUKSIIEIW. 
A GOOD SAW MILL 
Our No l Plantation saw Mill is designed to be 
run bv 8 , loor Vi horse-power Agricultural Engines 
w ltb this power rroin 
1,500 to 4r,000 Feet 
of lumber can be cut in a day—a product 25 to so 
percent grander than cat* be our. with any recip¬ 
rocating saw mill with i he same power. The mlim 
are compute except saw. and will be pm on the 
gars in Cincinnati for the low price of § 2 no. and 
warranted hi ever) particular. Saw Mills of all 
size-* Engine:- aun Hollers, Sturnog, Gearing, etc. 
Illustrated circulars ueut troe. 
LANE & BOSLEY CO., 
JOHN AND WATER STS., 
Cliirinimrl, 0. 
HO f E LD E A F 
Dr. Peck’s Artificial Ear Drums 
PERFECTLY RESTORE THE HEARING 
and perform me work of the Nalural Drum. 
Always in position, but invisible to others. 
All Convernalion and even whispers hoard dis¬ 
tinctly. We refer to thoro using them. Send for 
descriptive circular with testimonials. Address, 
R, F, E. PEOK. & CO,, 86tt Broadway, New York. 
CLARK’S IMPROVED ROOT CUTTER 
PERFECTION OBTAINED 
Cutting Roots. 
This Cutter has received the First, Premium at 
evert/ Pair, uud has no equal. Do 
not rail to examine it. 
The Neatest. Su-ongesl, Simplest, Cheapest, 
uud most Perfect Root Cutler In tin- Market. 
This Cutter Is built with a heavy oak frame, well 
Ixdted together; In staunch and strong, neatly fill 
Winl. handsomely KtrlperI and ornamented. The cut¬ 
ting apparatus coiinIM-h of twenty Jive steel Knives, 
(gnUge .shaped), a<> ui ranged un a wrought iron shaft 
Gnu they are perfectly secure , no chance of becom¬ 
ing loose or breaking. The routs are neatly cut In 
pieces hub able lor feeding. No coarse ungainly pieces 
an- left by this Cutter. A buy can easily cut :(5 to 41) 
bushels per hour, so cosily dues it do Its work. 
Ijt Don't fall to examine It. 
we are manufacturing three sizes, designated by 
iiumbers.—l, 2 and HL 
Nos. | uud 2 designed for baud use. 
No. 3 Is the Power Cutler and will cut 100 bushels 
per hour. 
Price, No. 1. §12.00 
“ a. urn 
No. 3. 22.00 
HIGGANUM M’FG CORPORATION, 
ITigtjmiiuti, ft., TJ. S. ^V. 
\\ urchouse Mo. Jlurkct mi., liunion. ,11 ass. 
For sale by It. 11. ALLEN <v. CO., General Agents, 
IHIMlil Water St., New York. 
IIP. LANGELl’S ASTHMA & CATARRH REMEDY? 
Li ning fiiruirni* 42V yoaiHlKHwceuluoDuad-GiLu with AGTHMA or PHTHISIC, l»'»Rte<l by muiucnt Phy"i- 
Htciuuu unJ receiving no benefit, I wui compelled during two List (Jvo yeura wi my lllueufl to eit mi my ebair 
tq'v ' lu y ttmlniL'litKHHpUig for br<j*tl»; my •uffeiluga wcio beyond deaorlptjon, Iu dobpalr l experimented on 
FT., myeuli bye in pound In* room aD(( borba endInhaling tins medicine Ll.us obtained. I lorlnnaudy dl*cuv»red 
iot ASTHMA or CATARRH) »JirrnntPil taiullcvoiUo inoRt fltubixirn caKo of A»(hmn 
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, I l" FIVE MINUTES, IK' tho I'Htti mi .Uilln (hi.. u u> * ct mill slurp cutufoitttlily. Any person not fully mituileil 
I after using em- l:.lI'll o[ & box c.iu ri-liua llio lomiilniti-r to tlio proprietor uud the money will be *eininIc-1, or 
HSnft send me yntir ad*ln«enfora trial puckuao FREE OF CHARGE. Sbonta yotlr ilriig e l»t not keep the remedy, 1 
^—S-jLI can BPUil 11 by (mill onreorlptof ttio price S 1 .OO. kaeulo by all Oi ugglkte. Addreee 0. LAM0ELL, Pro- 
i Wimstcr, Olilo, or Albert imqa rd. b anagor, 40 AkIot KIouno Ofllrnii, N«»if Vnrk Cl<y* 
It Is manilest that from GOOD SLU D 9 
ONHY can Good Vegeta bios la obtaim tl. 
The cliaraetcr of LAiNDJIETUS'KKLJ)? 
has been aubstantlateil tuJjoniU aU question 
They are the NTANDA UD tor Quality. 
Over 1.IOO acres in Garden Seed Crops 
under nnr own cultivation. 
Ask your Storekeeper for them inonqtnal 
m ^ prices and Cataio^uEi, 
Wholesale trade prices to aeeuen <m auuMaaots. 
Founded 1784 l DAVID LANDRETH A 80N8,2Und23 S.Sixth St # Hhll«delphia. 
Iiigruiiis—Extra Bupenor quality—a 
very full line from 75 cts. to 1)0 cts. 
Also a good line of all wool ingrains 
from 05 cts. to 75 cts. yer yard. 
Pc rsta and India Bugs and Mats 
of our own importation, a large assort¬ 
ment at low prices. 
J. & J. DOBSON, 
40 und 42 WEST I4ih ST., NEW YORK. 
John Van Gaasbeek, Manager. 
I J CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators. &c, 
^ BOOMER At I'OSCIIEKT 
^I’ltKMM <’(».. Mvrnpiuie. N. V 
SIMP-ON & GAULT 
(8TKAUB MILL CO.) 
Makers of 
Flour Mill Machinery 
of Every Description. J 
Portable Mills for Com, Wheat, 
Kye, and nil kinds of Grain. 
Sir- Write for prices, 
N. W. Cor. FKONT A JOHN Sts- 
Cincinnati, Omo. 
GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878. 
BAKER’S 
Warranted absolutely pure 
Cocoa, from which the excess 
of oil has been removed, it is a 
delicious drink, nourishing and 
strengthening; easily digested; 
admirably adapted for Invalids 
as well as persons In health. 
Sold by Grocers everywhere. 
W. BAKER & OO., 
Dorchester, Mass. 
