j^muormis. 
The Chinese always paint eyes on their 
junks. “ For,” say they, “ sposee no got eyes, 
how can they see which way wallcee ?” 
Why is it that beggars who are perpetually 
asking for “ a lift,” always get angry when it 
is given with the eml of a boot,— Manatee 
News. 
Conversation on a seaside hotel veranda, 
between a young man and an elderly guest : 
Young man—“ 1 must have seen you some¬ 
where, eh ?” Elderly Gent—“ \ cry likely ; I 
am a pawnbroker.” 
Monarch and Young America 
CORN ANI) COB MILLS 
Only mills made with 
Cut Cut Steel Griadm 
Warranted superior to 
any In use.furnll purposes. 
Will grind faster, run 
easier and wear longer. 
Sa t Utfavt ton t/uaranteed. 
Also, Corn Slu llers, Feed 
Cutters, Cider Mills, >Ve. 
send for circulars and 
prices. 
Manufactured by 
WHITMAN AGRICULTURAL CO., 
st. Louis, Mo. 
MOUND CITY FEED MILL. 
Oar Latest Invention, 
The most Rapid Grimier ever 
made. We make the only 
Corn Olid Cob Mill with east 
cast steel (Irimleri », if we 
fall to furnish proof, will 
a Mill. Ten differ 
and sizes. The 
s Ifts the meal, 
t he Celebrated 
for Circular and 
J. A. FIELD & CO., St. Louis, Mo. 
Prices. 
We have made a specialty for the past five years 
of giving away as Premiums to those who get up 
Clubs for our goods, White Tea Sets, Gold Bajul Tea. 
Sets, Dinner Sets, Silver J’latcd H'orr, Jte. Our goods 
are warranted equal to any In the country. Full 
line every kind and variety. Send postal for Price 
and Premium List, and mention Rural New-Yorker. 
GREAT LONDON TEA CO., 
801 Washington Street, 
Ifoston, Mass. 
carpets: 
Winter Roses. 
Do YOU want beautiful Roses that will make bright 
vour home throughout the Winter mouths t \\ e have 
fine, vigorous plants,one year old, from open ground 
W lt6 well ripened wood ; they are now in the hucst 
condition for pempval aurt potting (In Wl btoh pnla). 
These give the best results. For those who prefer 
them, we have the best of pot grown plants, now In 
3 Catalogue of Roses free on application. 
ELLWANGER X BARRY , Rochester, N. Y . 
Special Offer. 
TEN POUNDS of our NEW CROP OF TEAS, BJuck, 
Green or Mixed, Bent by express, charges paid, 
on receipt of $o,U0. 
A Beautiful Oil Chrome, Size 20 by 24, 
of our lamented President 
GARFIELD 
Will be mailed with every $C order. 
Now is your time to ENJOY A CUP OF GOOD TEA 
nt m 1 most Half Price, and a Perfect Likeness in Oil 
of 0 « marred President, or Get up Clubs 
among your friends, On $20 orders we deduct la pel 
cent, off, pay all e.eprers elm rues, and enclose the 
Chromo, one for every hve pounds. 
The Great American Tea Company, 
(P. O. Box 88‘J.) 81 AN u 33 VESKY ST., N. Y. 
The Best in the World 
- IS THE - 
IMPROVED 
With or without Reversing Gear. 10, 18 and 16 
Home Power. Built by 
RUSSELL & CO., Massillon, 0. 
SIMPSON & GAULT 
(STRAUB MILL CO.) 
Makers of 
Flour Mill Machinery 
of Every Description. 
Portable Mills for Com, Wheat, 
Rye, and all kinds of Grain, 
fir- Write for prices,. — 
W. cor. FBO"i 1 r--vts 
An Offer 
—TO— 
CONSUMERS 
—OF— 
Tea & Coffee. 
A.T RETAIL 
Factories, Walliugiord, .Conn. 
‘‘EASTIAEB.” Patented. 
Salesroom, 75 Chambers St., New York 
THE AMERICAN FRU T DRIER. 
Cheap, 
Practical, 
Portable. 
Address, A.11 KIf I< A> Kltl'IT 
Correct Princi 
pier. Correctly 
Applied. Illlis- 
tr.ted Catalogue 
giving m u c h 
valuable In for¬ 
mation free. 
UK I Hit CO.. 
( hiimbcr»biirg. Pa., U, S. A. 
II Manufactory 
Kaub.Bted 1851, 
CRIST MILLS, 
fgK.VCH BUHRSTONK 
ruble Mill, for Fenner*. 
Ulll. eta.; IB.I to.; over 
i lo ii. a. Price Trow |80 
Complat. Mill and Shell- 
95 A ooy can grind »nd 
loord.r Adapted to *ny 
of .ulUhia power. Com- 
i Flooring *od Com Mill*. 
iDVKE 8 1UEM0B CO., 
XadlanapoUa, lal. 
PARADOXICAL. 
Old Gent.— “ Sonny, dear, I do really wish you would not talk so at dinner ! I like t° 
take my meals without opening my mouth /” [Punch. 
This Power easily folded up out of way when not in me. Just the thing every farmer wants that has iced 
i cut, corn to shell, or anything I or 2 horses can do. Agents wanted. Send for circular. 2-hoise Pow< t 
iek lie 1 1 , and is feet Hat Belt, $10. SMITH & WOODWARD. Manufacturers, Kalamazoo, Micii. 
to 
Jack 
CLARKS IMPROVED ROOT CUTTER 
PERFECTION OBTAINED 
Cutting Roots. 
This Cutter hits received the First Premium at 
every Fair, and has no equal. Do 
not fail to examine it. 
The Neatest. Srron«e*r, Simple*.!, meanest, 
itud inimi Perfect Knot Cutter in Hie Vluiliel. 
This Cutter is built with a heavy ouk frame, well 
bolted together: lx staunch and strong, neatly tin 
lshed. handsomely striped uud ornamented. The cut¬ 
ting iippurulUH Consists of tirenluflvr Sleet Knives, 
(gouge-shaped), so arranged on u wrought iron shaft 
tliai they are perfectly secure i no chance of becom¬ 
ing tuttae or breaking. The roots are neatly cut In 
pieces suitable r«h- feeding. NoeoatBC ungainly pieces 
are left l*y this Cutter. A boy can easily cut 38 to 40 
bushels pet hour, so easily does II do Its work. 
E r? Don’t fall to examine It. 
We are manufacturing three sizes, designated by 
numbers,—1, 2 anil 3. 
Nos. l anil 2 designed for hand use. 
No. 3 Is the Power Cutter and will cut 10U bushels 
per hour; 
Price, No. 1...$12.00 
•• No. 2. 14.00 
“ No. II. 22.0) 
HIGGANUM M'FG CORPORATION, 
l-Iigrgniniiii, Ct., TJ. J-!. A. 
VVureliousc 38 Ku. illtirkrl st., Itosiou. itlunn. 
For sale by It. H. ALLEN & CO., General Agcuts, 
J 183-101 Water St., New York 
By the Manufacturers. 
We have now open an immense 9tock of 
Carpetings, including full lines of all the 
New Fall Patterns and Styles. 
Being the product of our own factories, 
we warrant every Carpet as represented, 
and full satisfaction is guaranteed or the 
money refunded. 
Ax minster Carpets—We offer 300 
pieces of these desirable goods at #1.75 
per yard, the same quality as sold last 
season at #2.75. 
French Axmiiisters— A full line of 
our own importation at #1.05 per yard. 
American Moquette Carpets— 
400 pieces at #1.40 per yard—the cheap¬ 
est carpets ever offered. 'These goods 
cannot be found elsewhere in the city at 
anywhere near the price. 
Velvet Carpets —The largest and 
best stock of Velvet Carpets in the United 
States at #1.50 and #1,00. Extra 
good value. 
Body Brussels —Best quality, full 
Hve frame, at #1.25 per yard, special 
patterns at #1.40 and #1.50. 
Tapestry Brussels—A very large 
assortment of popular patterns at 75 CtS. 
per yard—same goods as sold elsewhere 
at 1)0 ets. Finer grades at 1)0 cts. and 
#1.05. A splendid assortment. 
Ingrains —Extra superior quality— a 
very full line from 75 ets. to 1)0 cts. 
Also a good line of all wool ingrains 
from 05 cts. to 75 cts. yer yard. * 
Persia and India Rugs and Mats 
of our own importation, a large assort¬ 
ment at low prices. 
J. & J. DOBSON, 
40 and 12 WEST I 4Ui ST., NEW YORK. 
John Van Gaasbeek, Manager. 
A GOOD SAW MILL 
AI.l, BEST VARIETIES 
AMERICAN GRAPE VINES, 
Small Fruit Blunts anti General Nursery Stuck. Also 
Thoroughbred Land and water Fowls. Brices low, 
and stock unsurpassed. Orders booked now for 
Fay’s New Prollllc Red Currant to be delivered In 
Spring of '82. Catalogues ready. 
GEO. S. JOSSELYN, FREbONIA, N. Y. 
CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators. &(\ 
BOOMER As EOHCHKKT 
I'lCKNN CO.. Hymcuse. N. V ■ 
Our No. 1 Plantation saw Mill us designed to t»e 
run bv 8,10 or in horse-power Agricultural Engines, 
with this power rrora 
1,500 to 4=,000 Feet 
of lumber can be cut In a day—a product 25 to so 
per cent, gr* iter than cau bo cut with any recip¬ 
rocating wav mill whh t he same power. The mills 
are complete except saw, and will be put on the 
cars in Cincinnati for the low price of tp, and 
warranted In every particular, saw Mills of all 
sizes. Engines and Boilers, Shafting, Gearing, etc. 
Illustrated circulars sent free. 
LANE & BODLEY CO., 
JOHN AND WATER STS., 
Cincinnati. 0. 
HALL, ELTON & CO., 
Electro-Plated Ware, German Silver and Britannia Spoons, 
