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equal to anu Press. Larger sizes for /i 1 
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spare - hour amusement, for old or w 
young. Or ft. can be mafic vumr r-rS> 
making business unywhere. Send 3c. . 
stamps for large' atalogue. to ICE I 
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Compact, substantial, economical, 
and easily managed. Guaranteed 
to work well arid give full tower 
claimed. Engine and Boiler com¬ 
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etc., at the low price of 
3-Horse Powor.f2(0 
IPut on cars nt Springfield, Ohio. 
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or 10ft Liberty St., New York City. 
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Established in 1844 
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large work. Do ynur non printin'/ and If. 
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THE NEW TAX BILL 
Fok kissing a pretty girl, one dollar. 
For kissing a homely girl, two dollars. (The 
tax is levied in order to Break up the custom al¬ 
together, it being regarded as a piece of inex¬ 
cusable absurdity.) 
For every flirtation ten cents. 
For every young man who has more than one 
girl, five dollars. 
Courting in the kitchen, twenty-five cents. 
Courting in the parlor five dollars. 
Courting in romantic places five dollars, and 
fifty cents thereafter. 
For a girl giving a young man the mitten, five 
dollars and cost of suit. 
Compact, substantial, economical, 
and easily managed. Guaranteed 
to work well arid give full tower 
claimed. Engine and Boiler com¬ 
plete, rnclndlng Governor, Pump, 
etc., nt the low price e/l 
3- Ho rso Po w or.f 2(0 
IPut on cars nt Springfield, Ohio. 
JAS LEFFEL & CO.. Springfield, 0. 
nr 10!) Liberty St., New York City. 
Send for Descriptive Circular. 
Established in 1844 
cents. 
Failing to see her home, five dollars and costs. 
For ladies who paint, two dollars. Proceeds 
to be devoted to the relief of disconsolate hus¬ 
bands who havo boon deceived by outside ap¬ 
pearances. 
SPARKS AND SPLINTERS, 
Two of a trade seldom agree. 
Even a false set of teeth may have a silver 
lining. 
Tuk man who wears gum shoes has no music 
in his sole. 
Retiring early at night will surely shorten a 
FATTENED 
AultmanTaylor Straw Stack. 
WAM'EU.-A FAMILY H AN'T COUNTRY 
1 ▼ BOA-KD In a iarm-ttous6 Tlie gituatiun must 
De healthy and the terms reasonable. Address, driv¬ 
ing particulars, R., Box 3318, N. Y. P. O. 
>20 feAlgj fittL hOOftS 
356 
, . ... I'.fUIJi, Y I II I I I I I 1 I till. ( Mill I : , I I \\ I'll! VI 
man s days. 
The infant bridge at Brooklyn is being put up 
on cradle wires. 
When diphtheria is about, all babies should 
kick against being kissed. 
Snoi'KEKPEBS who sell goods on Sunday put 
up their shutters for a blind. 
“ Sm you havo broken your promise.” “ Oh, j 
never mind) I can tnuke another.” 
Bates says, “Early to rvos, and late to hod, 
melts a fortune and busts your head.” 
The motto of tho Chinese race is “ No chin 
chin.” It is a good motto for any one. 
Italians prefer snails to oysters. Perhaps 
because the lazy-roui people can catch them 
easier. 
A man ran his head against a sloue wall last 
week. Tho result of the race was that the stone 
wall was beaten—by a head. 
It is curious how soon college hoys pick up 
anything classic. The Brown University boys 
call their junior paper “The Bulldozer." 
“Baiukh, after having taken one bottle of my 
soothing syrup, will never cry more," says a 
celebrated compounder of soothing syrups. 
Little Robbie wont to a show’, and saw an 
elephant for tho first, time in his life. When he 
came homo his mother asked him what he had 
seen. “ An elephant, mamma, that gobbled hay 
with his front tail.” 
“ Do I believe in second lovo ?” Humph! If 
a mau buys a pound of sugar isn't it sweet ? 
And when it’s gone don’t he want another 
pound; and isn't that sw’eet too ? Troth, 
Murphy, I believe in second love!" 
Owner of canine (to party who has called to 
complain). •* Flow at your throat, did he ? Tore 
your clothes and hit you in different placos, eli ? 
The same complaint has been made before about 
him ; hut, Lor’ bless you, it’s only his play. 
*' It seems to me," said a customer to his bar¬ 
ber, “ that in these hard times you ought to 
lower your price for shaving." “ Can’t do it," 
replied the barber. “Nowadays everybody 
wears such a long face that we have a great deal 
of surface to shave over. 
A facetious physician, an old bachelor, said 
lately to a single lady: "How can you with a 
clear conscience answer 81. Peter when you shall 
reach hoaveu’s gate, for your heartlossuess in 
refusing so many marriage offers?” The lady 
archly replied, “ 1 shall tell tho apostle that } 
Dr.-did not ask me.” 
Tuk mau who cut a big hole and a little hole 
in the door so that the big and the little cat 
could both go in and out, has been matched by a 
Lowell man who put up a single hell in lus house 
and attached a wire from it to his front door and 
one to tho back door. It usually takes two jour¬ 
neys to discover at which door somebody has 
pulled the hell. 
Tjie witness before the court was Mr. Wood. 
4 ’ What is your name ?" asked the clerk. • 4 Otti- 1J 
well Wood," answered tho witness. “How do 
you spell your name?” then asked the somewhat p 
puzzled judge. Mr. Wood replied: “O double t< 
T, I double IT, E doublo L, double U double O o 
D," The astonished judge thought it the most ~ 
extraordinary name he had ever met with, and, 
after two or throe attempts to record it, gave it a 
up amid roars of laughter. li : 
W— EfeSvafsggagfflsi 
ARE YOU GOING TO PAINT? 
Use none but that widen experience has proved to be the best. The Avbkill Paint, Mixed 
Ready for use, received the highest award at the Centennial Exhibition for beauty, durability 
and Economy. Send for Sample Card and testimonials (furnished tree), to the 
AYERILL CHEMICAL PAINT CO., 32 Burling Slip, New York. 
171 East Randolph St., Chicago. 
_132 & 134 East River St, Cleveland. 
APPLE GRINDERS, W 
Power Presses, Ratchet Screws, &c., Agraa 0 
Address, for Circulars und (trices. 
O. K. JOHNSON .V MKRK1EM, Medina, N.Y. HUH (MB L3^T 
EreryJarm^an^ Eyery Owner of a Mff IlM Harmlef 
Tie Farm-Yard Clni of Jotlai 
HAiivt am. ir^ Till-- w I Tec * N 
ByT>R. Geo. B. Loiuno. 8vo. Extra Cloth. 4 : 1.50 i, . r m Massillon, 0. 
Sent. post-paid, on receipt of price. --- 
LOCKWOOD, BItOOGS He CO., Publishers. na.. ™. 
381 Washington St., Boston. 
THE AULTMAN-TAYLOR / 
UK" 0 ' “’"k. Thresher ( 
_^ 
F.l It.V I! US, 
^who want to get several 
bushels more grain to a 
held than usual, and 
ThrfnhertufHy 
who want to buy t Do most 
protttable Thrashing Ma¬ 
chine in the world, should 
wrileto THE AULHMAN & 
TAYLOR CO., Mansileld, O., 
saying the* sa w this in the 
bubal New - Yorker, 
and t hey will receive De¬ 
scriptive Pamphlet free. 
Ii l»a mistake to suppose that any depart¬ 
ment Of a paper may be slighted. The most Im¬ 
portant Information la to be rouud, at times, under 
the guise of an advertisement ; and it la agreeable 
to the advertiser and a courtesy to the publisher 
to mention the source of your information—In 
other words, to mention the paper. 
MOJitK'S Rural N(CW-Yokk ick Done of the read* 
able, useful, family napers, equally in demand by 
the lady In her conservatory, the matron with her 
household, the farmer m his Held, the stock raiser 
among his animals, ar d the young folks around the 
evening lamp.—Law* of Life. 
- Wind Hill W«rM KcM. 
(See Jury report of Centen¬ 
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\Y ind-kiiginr nindr.” 
Tested D yrs. 4.1KJU in nsn, 
PfRffUTlY SELMEOUIATING. 
A solid Wheel AT II), with no 
louse joints or sections to 
Plow fa pieces, and 16 per 
ct more power guaranteed. 
We build hi sizes Mills. Send 
forlllust’d Circular. Address 
C. B. 8 A i.uon, See’y. BelOit.Wis. 
THE POTATO BUG 
is best fought with dry Parts Green mixed with flour, 
forced into the plant with strong bellows. Dew sup- 
lilies water without labor, the Hour stinking last the 
polSOIt: ami this method is cheap, rapid, safe and 
»»««• The IMPROVED INu.id Ji*. Pi, lent 
I m i* (irei'ti Duster the. hest t’ireuiars tree. 
Send for ..gent's terms. S. L. ALLEN * Co., Sole 
Mimu Its., No. II'., s. Fourth St.. Philadelphia, Po. 
STARTLING SUCCESS OF THE BLUE GLASS THEORY. 
banner Sprig tries the effect of blue glass on a young spring chicken. 
NEW EXCELSIOR LAWN MOWER. 
It has the Largest Sale of any Lawn Mower in 
the World. 
AWARDED THE HIGHEST MEDAL AT THE CEN¬ 
TENNIAL EXPOSITION. 
It has been adopted, and can be seen in practical operation on 
Go turn I l*nrk and all the other lily Pork*. Now York, 
Government l.roiiiuHuml Pity Parks, VV n-.li 1 nglon , IIiih. 
Ion , oiomoii, Komoii , I'rOMiu el Print, Brook fyn i and on 
almost every prominent park throughout the lulled Suites 
and (,'u,mdn. 
T jo J ••RBAT Tltl.tl. of l.ivsn Mownm whs held In o w 
VorjT- dy Juoe Zoth, l.y74. There the Excelsior came into com¬ 
petition with nil the best Lawn Mowers m tlio world, und was 
awarded the HIGHEST PREMIUM. 
Four sizes for hand power . (our sizes for horse power. 
Prices from 1§J-I to 3PJ00* Every Jiticliine \Vurrnnf cl. 
Address (JHADBORN & COLD WELL MTG 00., 
Send Jor Circular. Newburgh, N. Y. 
_ N. B.-We call SPECIAL ATTENTION to our new IIOBSE MOW- 
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RUSSELL&C? .- -T 
WESTCOTT’S PATENT 
GARDEN & POT TRELLISES. 
y x Ornamental Black Walnut 
aXo flower pot covers, 
'X>0^<So< x WINDOW FENCES AND TRELLISES, 
^ v lN G®kat Variety. 
>< >i Agents wanted. Send for Circu- 
>< m lar and prices. A liberal discount 
wJ tothetrado. 
. ' 4 WESTL’OTT BUGS., 
Seneca. Pulls, N. Y. 
'File World’** Highest Honor’s Won! 
BRADLEY’S 
—Self-Dumping— 
SULKY HAY RAKE 
Received the 
Centennial Award—The Grand Medal or Honor. 
Por MbTumd of Dumping, kasiest to Ride, 
No Sidk UitAFT, Dumps tux Easiest, 
Rakes tue Cleanest, Indbpxndjcnx Teeth. 
The best of material, the best of labor, and an 
e, ,' cci °f nearly fifty years, combine to make 
Wo it,ii S At!r " :utar!l ' 1 Implement* the Best in the 
Guaranteed as represented or mnnev refunded. 
Send for Circular. BKADLKY M'F’G CO., 
Syracuse. N. Y., and Chicago. Til. 
NEW TERMS! 
TEAS AMI corrals AT wholesale prices. 
BEST TElt JIM EVEH OKKEItED TO CLUB 
OK UAN1ZKKN. 
SEND KOB NEW I'RICK-LIST. 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA COMP’Y. 
(P. O. Box 5643.) 31 and 33 Vesey St., New York. 
PRESS. 
WITH 
Double Platform 
BOOMER &BOSCHERT 
PRESS CO., 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
$ | fl ° !l day sure made by Agentseelling our 
I U H ZD t hrojuua. Crayons, Ptciure St Chromo 
1 Curds. J‘25 samples, worth *5, sent, 
postpaid, lor S5 Cents. Illustrated Catalogue free. 
J. H. BUKKOKD'a SONS, BOSTON. E“lab’d 1830. 
WHAT SUFFERING 
ti.ited Syrup, lor Weakness and Uterine Diseases, 
anil Periodic Irregularities, Ulceration of the Worn), 
and Diseases of Child-birth. .Sold liv druggists. Ad¬ 
dress DR. C. B. IfuWE, Seneca Fulls, N. Y. 
^ A This is a combination of 
■ * pi /x capitahsts to supply eon~ 
H 1 A I » kTii KunnrK only tlirougbout 
^^tiio r,W"l States with 
, , PURE TEAS on the 
mutual principle, by getting up clubs. Send for 
New Price-List. 
CONSUMERS* IMPORTING TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 550!l. No. 8 Church St., New York City 
