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THE BUBAL HE W-Y©BKER. 
JULY 14 
4 ’c'lit ant) junior. 
SPARKS AND SPLINTERS. 
“I am a broken mail,’' said a poet. “So I 
should think," was the answer; ‘ • for I have seen 
your pieces." 
A pkiison always moots with a warm reception 
at a hotel. The minute he arrives he is placed 
on the register. 
Actresses have their pictures taken when they 
are young, and whoa they are old their litho¬ 
graphs do not part from them. 
A Chicago girl, who claims to have proved it 
by expeiiinent. says that by putting a lover in 
the light of a. bluo-gla s window ho can be made 
to propose at one sitting. 
Those were merry old days when it was ac¬ 
counted the proper thing for a gentleman who 
took snuff from a young lady’s smrtf-box imme¬ 
diately to exclaim, with a bow: “ 1-Icix-H-yOu." 
The lazy youth who was told “to got out of 
bed and go to the ant. thou sluggard," replied 
that he always tallied business with the head of 
the family, and when lie was hard up wont to bis 
uncle. 
Beecheu, writes a country editor, says a mil¬ 
lion of dollars is a very poem. We desire to 
state that this article of poem will be accepted, 
if we have to crowd out advertisements to make 
room for it. 
Miss Rose (who has kindly taken in hand an 
illiterate English housemaid): “Five and one 
make six.” ‘ That’s right. Now, what do one 
and six make Jatic (promptly): “Eight’u 
pence, miss!" 
“ Mbs. Paub. of this village," says a Wisconsin 
exchange, “ has had no less than seventy attacks 
Hartford^ Conn ., July 1, 
ASSETS. 
Reul Estate. 
Cash on band and In Bank. 
Loans on First Mortgages Real Estate,..,. 
Interest due and accrued on Loans. 
Deft rred Lira Premiums. 
Life Premium:, duo ltlld utireported. 
United States Government Bonds..... —. 
State and Municipal Bonds. 
Railroad Stocks and Bonds... 
Bunk and Insurance Stocks. 
Total assets... 84,lHI5.!>5l «'■* 
1.1 ABILITIES. 
Reserve, Four Per Cent., Life Pep’t...$2,1X11.844 So 
Reserve for re-insnrnnce, Accident Dept.. 201,718 69 
Claims unadjusted and not due, and all 
other liabilities... 139,9.16 00 
Total liabilities. 83.033.49B 54 
Surplus, as regards policy-holders..$ 1,1 74,452 08 
JAS. O. B A TT K It SON, »*rc*Idei«t 
RODNEY DENNIS, Secretary. 
JOHN E. MORRIS, Ass’t Secretary. 
New York Office, Tribuuo Building, 
R. M. Johnson, Manager. 
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CjWoW/!F?D 
BRADLEY'S LIGHT REAPER 
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ni.iiy 
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of illness during her lifetime, and still lives.” 
She must bo one of the “Brave Women of 
Seventy-Sick*.” 
Little Snsio, looking at some pictures ol - 
winged angels, exclaimed, “Mamma, I don’t 
want to be an angel.” “Why, not, dear?” 
“ Humph! Leave off all my pretty clothe*, and 
wear feathers like a hen !” 
A Din ictn/r Task.— Irate Hibernian: “Boots, 
you baste, where are my shoes ?” Boots: “ Sure, 
Sir, I left them In your room." I. II.: “ I can’t 
lind them there, and if ye don’t bring them I’ll 
throw them at your head.” 
THE IMPROVED:, 
MADE 
fJ«A.UL TMAN & I ) 
CANTCN.O. 
This Improved Cad Shake Sweepstakes Thresher involves many 
ItmirovemenU uol contained In whnt we tarinrrly called “Theold 
Reliable bwci*p*tuke» ”($id« 8h: k«) f anrlbedtU" banthfl following 
features unknown In any oilier TLrttUef now m the mark id : 
Tlie only Thpealter having Hexagon Rolb*rv uiiiW Omin Bell, 
thereby more perfectly scforetlug tn» grain from the straw tyy 
jenson of liur* i *.| i^it.nlon, 
The only Thrc**»l»cr having a Patent Double Fan Do aril 10 
centre Mail on ({Millet. 
The only Threadier having » KOTAKY fcnd Hmke lor 
Sl»oe or Aldillo 
Tne only Thrcahcr having an Extra Riddle forgetting nd «f 
Whitk *. * a i* - and broken straws. 
The only Thl*ealM*r having a oauipltdo Return Knocker for 
Raddle or l*npisr Cartier* 
The only Thresher l iving a Stacker that can he safely and 
conven ip 11 11 v folded without removing Si raw Web. 
The only Thrcnhor that can tbro»h Max ei.K an and ready for 
market. 
The only Thrcaher bavins no friction on Renter Shaft Box, 
becfusipth* t» l<' pull In oppo«ll<* dln^Uons. 
The only Tlircobt l* that rin$» not. require propping or screwing 
up of m ’uwl* t-i >T*:f'.v tinbliim*. 
The only Tiit*c»!i«*r with wmett Wiibat, Rye, Oats. Haum y 
AM) 1*. ddtiuir CAN UX rtlKKUIIKO WITH <.>NK SKT OF Rl HULKS, 
WITHOUT CM 
The only flu'cslu"* lUht u»«s 8TKM!t Spikes in Cylinder 
Hlid Cc iKM e. 
The only Thic*her t-. »t, me ilv rows of Spikes in tin-Con- 
eaves, and lt.u Cumuvn. to arranged that hut four can be used If 
doftWd. 
In jitlon lo the unquestioned pood qualities of the Sweepstakes, 
It goes upon rlu mul ct the unuht riNi*UUI> l\f)d mam>homs*t 
Thresh* i: main-. 
Also Mtalt»* the fiJiKm* u CaURV Hokmk Pow*K l , *rtutl lb« Bo4t 
Farm Engine tuadc, culled 
CANTON MONITOR ENCINE. 
Send to Company for deset IpUVB circulars. 
DOCTORS A^D BUSINESS MEN 
recoumicmi Ilowo'* Never-Failing Ague Cure and 
Howe 1 * ('. niieiiir.'it >tl Avrap.ua being the t'rrybQst 
Blooo Pm liter, Liver and Kidney i onie, m the uoar- 
Ket. Always reliable. Sold by DruggLts at jl. Ad¬ 
dress UR. U. B. HOWE, Senecu Falls, N. Y. 
-P 
The American Harvester, No. 2. 
Received the Highest Centennial Award, “For 
Good Cutting und well-made Gavel*, Lightness of 
Drult and General Excellence. 
Our Patent Adjustible Track place* this Reaper 
nt the head of all others in capacity for gathering 
lodged grain. 
send for circular containing ropy of Official Award. 
BRADLEY M A NI FACTO III NO CO., 
Syracuse. N. Y., and Chicago, fl). 
VKltY LIKELY. 
Street Urchin. —“Beg pardon, mum! hut could yer accommodate me with the loan of a 
dollar? The breaking of a large bank and busiuon* reveraoH have reduced me from wealth and 
influence to poverty. My r wife and children will file** yer!" 
THE CELEBRATED ECLIPSE WIND ENGINES 
VICTORIOUS AT THE CENTENNIAL. 
it FULL HUE OF 
CIDER MACHINERY 
Received tlio Highest Mention of f lic .lodges, ami 
Medal of llono,'. 
BOOMER & BOSCHERT PRESS CO 
Syrncase, N. Y. 
THE ORIGINAL SOLID WHEEL 
Patented 1807- Re-issued 1-873% aftd protected bv Five other Patents. 
TTOQT JO TKWT ^liiAXtS—*4,000 XN USE. 
PronoutK’cd by Cu)]v,siy F-aglitcpf* the tn«*i complete Wind Eiigl&t mu tie* un<l 
the Klrwigcnt in * «m»• trueIi«>»»* 
Urlnr tlu*ari --»f t'.MwU»*l ai.*f WmdtoUU xntl having hwvn Vfore flu* pnbtla far tha (Mt 
tli-nxilo of Y< art, w»- dcrif. • .uou It ftu*!y f.u 1 prrtculiouj ttlvt rtu, mrnu of «*yM Mid untried Wind 
O y. li>. )l Uki* jfl** (n mV -xy gvouiiuirhmf*, and Wind Utltif nn clrmcut chit mn he tMWdomj bjr tlmu, 
P no Wind KfcitM* c4a fl 'to ri h<mr«t rceiid fJi»l hi* tiol hvJ x» !*• ’ lbr«c a.ar*' rxp<n< nt^—uulc»i |xrli»p« it 
7 toirl.t puriolii U>» ii.tM.t niK r.nd •xf«H« oce of mlwr\ x«Ii nftra aor-c. t\% ih« Fawui ia*% tra uulw *ittt w* 
itduk uuMlimM*** «rtM qo *».-l r.t rxtmi’W lhi.t do h(M buy lb< 4 '8io1eti Mor*« " brexuve it I* voMV hr* A re 
of rtu MUU olKlmtur x’.l «hw lutpmrriotoM t|td#r n-f»nt pxirnu, »nd only ojto hi \U%t- Pnu toldTft 
yvef^i Wind Vtl!i* f*R<l Weti Pxleottd. »nd dunnr IfliAof th* orer M Wind Xldl Hcunr* printed, th* re wwtnot 
Hi,* that would allow th.-»ttilrr ,*,r*itrucUoo of u Mill? tH-ut to toiuo of tta turta tnfrtnftnr l'at«nta. 
Thi*r- urr ntcut> o! - ml. trlUblo Wind Mill* of iun* ratorrUnoo. about which there ie no doubt, and parties 
etiould pot jiiiM'*- Mtil without •XAtub'ittg ll»« ciioilaittof other AliUa—and typeolaliy of ibt Ecurtl— full 
iufurtuaihdi of wMc6 o*n bw hvl on appllvatinu* 
gIND MILL CO.* Sole Manufacturers, Beloit, Wisoonsin* 
ATIO HORSE POWER STILL AHEAD 
The Judges of the Centennial Exposition awarded 
Thlp 1* a combination nf 
Hi,, * pA capituliata to supply eoii- 
Jrj suH.tn. wild thr.iughout 
the l T nllr,l S/utrx With 
PI UK TEA8 on the 
mutual principle, by getitng up cluU.-. bend for 
New Price-List. 
CONSllillKUN* I3tPORTING TEA CO., 
l-.O. Box 55(19. No. 8 Church St., New York City 
-10' ' 
Mi 
THE AULTMAN-TAYLOR 
!> ^ Thresher 
who want to get several 
bushels more grain to a 
field than usual, aud 
TJirr»/trrntrU) 
who want to buy the rnos 
profitable Threshing Ma¬ 
chine in th.- world, should 
write to THE AULTMAN & 
TAYLOR CO., MnnsUeld, O., 
saying tliev saw this in tlie 
Ritual New - Yorker, 
, )t vi M’.‘ V will receive De¬ 
scriptive Pamphlet free. 
Buffalo Pitts Thresher and Cleaner, 
THE BEST THRESHER, THE GREATEST GRAIN SAVER, AND 
THE MOST PERFECT CLEANER, 
thus confirming the unanimous verdict of Threshermen throughout the world. 
In material, workmanship and operation, it is superior to all other Threshers, and 
Will Credit to tl»e Manufacturer ami fisc Agcul. 
FATTENED 
AultmanTAylor Sir mi Stack; 
CELEBRjD 
tnt/i a vfrtc la inertathiff xale* tu iotulit >t* tchrre. no rrffutar aefeucltt art tmiooiinn 
torrrs'iontltuce in inrittit from rtopoHoiblt dtntrrn and ag-rnts* 
For Prices, Catalogues am) all other information, address 
JAIVcES BRAYLEY, Prop’r Buffalo, Y 
WESTERN OFFICE, ill & 44 South Canal St., Chicago, Ill. _ 
P&IKTIB 8 PRESS! 
rtfEW TERMS! 
rEAS AND COFPKRS AT WIIOLKSAI.E PRICKS. 
BEST TERMS EVER OFFERED TO CLUB 
OUt. A XIZKRS. 
BEND FOR NEW PRICE-LIST. 
FHE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CQMP’Y. 
(P. O. Box 561!!.) 81 aud 88 Vesey St., New York. 
RUS SEI LL&C? 
OV^\0 4 
yU Prints Cards, Envelopes, &u., : . r' -nV 
equal I t atm Press. Larger sties for AC 5j\ 
large work. Da pour own tivintiiivanav~ I 
adm i rising and Mivrmoiuu. ExcellentV / 
snare-hour amusement for old or T»3.- J,/ 
young. Or it eau be made money- [Tr < I 
inakimj business anywhere. Bena 3c. |»,|-MTrKINIAI 
stumps for lurge < atalugue, to |Ut r l>HC.ixr»>sa 
KELSEY A. CO., Mauulaclurers, MerldOD, Conn, 
n o SiOC a day mire made by Agents selling our 
I [i h * J n Chromos, Crayons, Picture &l Chromp 
-1 Cards. 1"A5 samples, worth 85, sent, 
lost paid, for S5 Cents. Illustrated Catalogue free. 
LI BUFFORD’S BONb, BOSTON. Kstab’d 1830. 
