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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
MARK 
TRA DE 
‘VIBRATOR 
•— Reg. March 31. . 
1874. / 
anlr lumor. 
T HE Match Icm Clruin-Suvlutt, Time- 
fcnvttig, an«l Moiu y Savlim- liuuMlun* of 111 I 5 «!‘»y ond 
generation. Beymul all Rivalry lor Rapid Work, l'oi> 
feet Cleaning, and for Saving Grain from WoalOgo, 
6 RAIN Raisers will not Submit to tlio 
enorraoiifc WHfttnge of Grain & the Inferior work don** l»y 
tbo other machines, when once on ttoi dltlVruuc**, 
T HE ENTIRE Tbresliiiiar Expenses 
iand often :i lo r» Times that umoanti cau l*u made by 
the Extra Gralu Si-VKD by tbee# Improved Mtu-blno*. 
H O Revolving Shafts Inside the Sepn- 
rator. Kntir»ly ln*tt until Muaiunt, PIckcib, liHiiah'*, 
and all such thru*-wonting and triuln wiuitlng caniplt- 
catloiix. Pcifcctly ftdAptetl to all KItuU and Oondltlonw of 
Urulu, Wot or l)ry. Long or .Short, llvndtxl or Bound. 
H OT only Vastly Superior for Wheat. 
OaIs. luflvy, Uyc, and lik« Gruliu. but the only 8tio- 
rexMlal Thrcfherin Flax, TlTnotliy, Millet, f!loY«r, and 
liko Seed*. Hoqnlrrs n<» “ alUchmaats M or “ rebuilding " 
to Umz 1 K«? from Umla to Hvmlt. 
M ARVF.LOU8 for Simplicity of Parts, 
trains liras limit uui-lmlf lit.. v«n*l llelu Mid Own*. 
M»lse« do LiUcrlti(,ra or S-'MIerinsB, 
F OUR SIa-.cs of Separators Made, rang¬ 
ing from htx t« Twt'lv. Bono size, nnd two style, ol 
Moulded II 01 se rowers to match. 
S TEAM Power Threshers a Specialty. 
A Apodal *1*0 Stipiirutof imtdu uajuum*!} for Me.mil l’OWnr. 
O UR Unrivaled Steam Thresher En- 
. k-lncs, wall VsluaUo ItOJjrovemeiUa »ii<i Omtlmjtl»« 
Emtturca, far beyond any other ntakvt or kind. - 
I N Thorough Workmanship, Elegant 
FtnUll, Ptrfacillou of l # uriM, t.'oni|»ltiiemiHM of Kquipuicut, 
t tr , out- “ Vinavron*'ThrcaIiev OuUltduro InoompArablo. 
F OR Particulars, call on our Dealers 
01 write to u» for llluatrated Clrcul.tr, which We mail fte«, 
THE UNION CHURN 
R at reduced prices. 
Introduced 13 yenrs ugi> nnd 
50.0 0 now In actual USO. The 
UNION Is the ueknowledced 
.standard Churn of the country. 
Kyitry Cluirn la warranted to 
give satisfaction or rotumed 
hi our cost. Easily operated, 
easily cion nod. and makes beau- 
= ttful butter by the extra work- 
’ ln« of the dasher on the but¬ 
ter while churning. Hive sizes, 
churning from 3 to Hit gallons. 
Power t a urns a Specialty. Address 
TIFFIN UNION CHURN CO., Tiffin, Ohio. 
HOC CHOLERA. 
For Fifty Cents l will send a receipt to prevent or 
cure. JNO. CLARK, 214 W. 4th St., Cincinnati, O. 
POWER 
The most perfect, simple and oxtv Elevator tl at 
raises t.te lilt, iiu tt i, ^tm and ©antes it in l> n o »>•/ 
required distance. Economical, durable, labor-sav¬ 
ing. Send for Illustrated Circulars and prioestu 
J It. KITZllUGH. 
1708 Barker St.. Philadelphia, 1 a. 
Branch Ofliee: 5f, Beoituian St., New York. 
CAUTION 
Special Notick is hereby given to all parties in¬ 
fringing on lire inventions ol Charles Aldc.n, for pre¬ 
paring fruit, embodied in apparatus and maeliiueiy 
known us the Aldi n Evaporator, und which were 
secured to Idru by United States patents, bearing 
dates respectively as iallows:—March letli, lB7d, April 
6th, ism, June I7tb.l87p, Marcli 7th, 1871. October 17tb, 
1871, nnd November 11th. 1873. that they will be prose¬ 
cuted in accordance with Shu laws In such cases pro- 
videcl. 
Notice Is hereby given to all parties using the 
worn “ Ei utpitruted” for ih'signatiug or dibtiugulah- 
ing fruits or food, bv prtntltig the same on labels or 
boxes without a special permit from Olmrlen Altieu 
or Ills legal jcpresormtllveB, that they will be prose¬ 
cuted at law for infringing on his legal rights to the 
same as it commercial trade mark. 
Notice Is also given to all parties illegitimately 
using the namo " AUlen ” on labels and packages 
containing prepared food, will be prosecuted for mis¬ 
representation, and action for diitnagnB instituted in 
the courts aguuist them. t.'U LV till 3s WRIOIIT, 
Attorneys tor Charles Ahum, 
May 16th, 1878. 134 Nassau 8t., New York. 
1, DEN’S IMPROVED EVA FORA TOR 
and Fi nit Preserving Processes. A ddress 
ALDEX PHES'G CO., 123 Chambers Si.. N. Y. 
Platform Wagon, 
'J o tbe Farmer and Dairyman, to whom a light- 
draft, easy-riding Wagon, capable of carrying from 
ten to fifteen i undred pounds, is a neceBBity, this Is 
the 
CHEAPEST AND BEST 
Platform Spring Wagon made. 
Eveiy Wagon fully warranted. 
If there is no agent or dealer in your town, send 
for Circular and Price List to the 
CORTLAND WAUON MF’G CO„ 
Agents wanted. Cortland. N. Y, 
SEND TEN CENTS for SAMPLES of 
IMPORTEDSCRAP PICTURES 
For Ornamenting Scrap Rooks, Pottery, 
Japanese Jars, Arc. 
Satisfaction guaranteed us to price and quality of 
goods. OSCAll. W. YOUNG, 00 Fourth St„ 
Brooklyn, E. D., New York. 
A||M« and Revolvers. Illustrated PriceListfree 
UUNu Great Western Own Works, Pittsburg, Pa 
The “Eclipse” Victorious 
(Sbo OkUltnnl*! Report.) 
CTE0NQE3T WIND MILD MADE. 
Touted 10 years. Thotusanda in 
u«o. A aolid wheel withoutjointa 
Producnn 15 per cent, more pow¬ 
er, and will not blow away. 
m m mm ■ A 
WE BUILD 13 SIZES MILLS 
• . _ J nnnurrulttM 
THE ORIGINAL & ONLY GENUINE 
“ Vibrator ” Threshers, 
with improved 
MOUNTED HORSE POWERS, 
And Steam Thresher Engines, 
Made only by 
NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO., 
BATTLE CREEK, MICH. 
Another Great Reduction 
■■ m IN PRICES, BEST INDUCE- 
L At ME NTS EYE It OFFERED. 
tMv SEND FOR NEW PRICE-LIST. 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 
P. O. Box 5643. 31 and 33 Vesey St„ N. Y. 
Eating is a Torture, 
And sleep often a mere travesty of repose, to the 
dyspeptic. Appetite Is correspondingly Impaired 
by this most prevalent of maladies, and head¬ 
aches, biliousness, constipation, poverty or the 
blood, lo>s or flesh and of vitality, and a thousand 
annoying and Indescribable sensations, are Its 
concomitants. It is, moreover, the progenitor of 
numerous and lormtdable bodily disorder.-'. Ob¬ 
stinate as It Is, however, Its complete eradication 
may he effected by t he persistent use of Host.et- 
ter’s Stomach Bitters, a medicine which commu¬ 
nicates both vigor and regularity to the organs of 
digestion and secretion, relaxes the bowels gently 
hut thoroughly, enriches and purlfles the blood, 
promotes appetite, and gives tranquility to the 
nervous system. Persons ol weakly constitution 
and feeble physique who use this superb tonic In¬ 
fallibly derive from It the stamina of which they 
stand so much In need, and tl. Is Invariably suc¬ 
cessful in remedying and preventing malarial 
diseases. 
xilHfG'i 
And then with slow and wary steps, 
Homeward doth ho wend— 
When he is led to a back shed, 
And frightful cries ascend. 
[Norristown Herald. 
But when at last the Job iB done, 
With all his father’s might, 
The boy with pain and sorrow cries, 
“ I did’nt get a bite." 
[Grand Rapids Democrat. 
C. AULTMA 
We also build the 
Now digs the boy the garden plot, 
With energy intense. 
Until ho bags a tribe of worms. 
And theu lie skipB the fence. 
[Yonkers Gazette. 
FISHING, IN FIVE STANZAS. 
Then off he skoots to where the stream 
Doth ever gently swish; 
And with much patience, and his hooks, 
Enticeth sundry fish. 
[Hackensack Republican 
“ The boys all laughed at mo and said, 
" My bait was cut for perch, 
But now I wish that I was dead, 
“For I've been bate with birch.” 
-•*-*-*-- 
The greenback party—Live lobsters. 
The jail bird—the robin. [ Utica Observer. 
When a dog is muzzled bis bark is on the tied. 
People with colds in their beads belong to a 
generation of wipers. 
A volume that will always bring tears to your 
eyes—A volume of smoke. 
A mule’s hind leg has only one season. It is 
always a beautiful spring. 
Fatheks with marriageable daughters, look 
into tliis matter. Does investigation invest a 
gate ? 
Mrs. Partington says that her minister 
preached about the “parody of the probable 
son.” 
Sentimental young grammarians are very apt 
to parse “love "as a “fine-night verb.”— Cou¬ 
rier-Journal. 
Little boy at the opening of a proposed 
spelling match : “ Let’s start fair, grandmother. 
You take Nebuchadnezzar, and I'll take cat.” 
Mrs. Partington says she was much eluci¬ 
dated last Sunday on bearing a fine discourse on 
the parody of the prodigious son. 
A French paper pointB out bow the passion 
for gambling is showing in England, so that 
even in wedding notices it is necessary to state 
that there are “no cards.” 
Undue indulgence in strawberries gives people 
tbe hydrophobia. (This appalling lie is promul¬ 
gated with a view to bringing strawberries down 
to four cents a quart.)— Ilawkeye~ 
That wns an unfortunate, fatal song, they 
started some years ago. “ Tramp, tramp, tramp, 
tbe boys are matching," they sang, and there 
has been no end of tramps ever since. 
“ Dad, have you ever been to the museum 
said a ten-year-old. “ No, my son." “ Well, go 
and mention my name to the keeper, and he’ll 
take yon round and show you everything.” 
When a womau makes up her mind that a hen 
shall not sit. and the hen makes up her mind 
that she will, the irresistible meets the immov¬ 
able, and every law of nature is broken or per¬ 
verted. 
an alternative. 
“ Charles, Love, Madame Ledbury is at Home to-night, and Mrs. Gelasma has a Concert, and 
there’s Mrs. Caruncle’s Dance. Now, are we going to these Places or not ? For if we are, it is 
Time for me to go and dress; and if we are not it is time for me to put a Mustard-Plaster on my 
Chest, Borne Flannel round my throat, and go straight off to Bod! 
KINGSFORD’S 
OSWEGO CORN STARCH, 
For Puddings, Blanc Mange, Cake, Etc. 
PUEE AND DELICATE—PEEFEEABLE to BEEMUDA AEE0W EOOT. 
rtr inferior and spurious articles are often sold as Klngsford’s. _^eJ 
To avoid GROSS IMPOSITION see that T. KINOSFORD & SON Is on each Box and on 
each Package. 
New Buckeye Mower with Table Rake. 
