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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
JULY 27 
THE UNION CHURN 
PLATFORM SPRING WAGON. 
The JW jPin. tf lira, 
EVERY WAGON FULLY WARRANTED. 
This la the bes., Handsomest, lightest and strongest 
wagon of Its kind in the market. Every Farmer ana 
Dairyman should have one. 
AGENTS WANTED. 
Correspondence solicited. Address . _ 
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Introduced 13 yetrs ago and 
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The W atertown 
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BIG GIANT CORN MILL. 
Every Man His Own Miller. 
The only Mill that will 
grind Corn with Shuck on 
without extra expense. The 
onlv Mill grinding Corn and 
Cob succoMinlly that will 
grind Shelled Corn tine 
■it enough for family use 
‘ Grinds twice as fast as any 
otter Mill ot tame site and 
price. Manufactured by 
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922 N. 2d St., St. Louis. 
A btaee-cabe—A telescope. 
A sweet craft—Court-ship. 
A wrathful land—Ire-land. 
Light work—The gas man’s. 
Shobt horn—a busted bugle. 
Truth is mighty—hard to tell. 
A miss-take—G etting married. 
A robin’ red-breast—The Indian. 
An attached couple—Oyster shellB. 
We have had a whole week of Sundays.—[Com¬ 
mercial Bulletin. 
“ Can love die?” inquires Mary E. Nealy in a 
recently published poem. It cannot, though it 
gets dreadfully adjourned occasionally. 
It is bad enough to have dog days ; but it is 
almost too much for good nature to be afflicted 
also with cat nights.—[AVto York Commercial 
Advertiser. 
“ Tell your mistress that I’ve torn the cur¬ 
tain,” said a lodger to a female domestio. “.Very 
well, Bir ; mistress will put it down in the bill as 
extra rent.” 
A little deaf-mute boy was asked to show his 
skill iu the use of the English lauguage ou his 
slate, and he wrote: “A man ran from a cow. 
He is a coward .” 
Swell —“I want you to make a short coat 
without tails or seams in the back. Do you know 
what I mean?” German tailor —“ YaaB, yaas, I 
know vat you vant. You vaut a straight jacket.” 
A BIG Yankee from Maine, on paying his bill 
in a London restaurant, was told that the sum 
put down didu t include the waiter. “ Wal,” he 
roared, “ I didn't eat any waiter, did I ?" He 
looked as though he could, though, and there 
was no farther discussion. [— Ex. 
The New York Communists recently paraded 
With a banner saying “ Bread or lead.” If 
that’s all they want they can step into some 
North-river restaurant and get both in one. 
These fellows don’t want anything contain¬ 
ing yeast, as that is inclined to work .—Lowell 
Courier. 
It is said that Richard Grant White’s good 
lady has just presented him with a blessing, and 
that he is in a quandary as to the correctness of 
saying “ I have got a baby,” or “ I have gotten 
a baby,” several very fine philologic distinctions 
being iuvolved. Somebody asks “ why don’t he 
keep quiet about it, or say, 4 1 have obtained an 
infant.’” 
Dan Hook (the late Dean of Chichester) was 
associated with one of the late Bishop Wilber- 
force’s favorite witticisms. “ What articles of 
ladies’ attire,” the bishop nsed to ask, “ give the 
name of two of the most eloquent meu iu the 
Church ?" When the auditory gave up the puz¬ 
zle, Dr. Wilberforee would say, with great glee, 
at the astonishment at his own egotism. “ Hook 
and L” 
An old colored woman of one of the back coun¬ 
ties sings all the good old Methodist hymns, but 
she gels them mixed sometimes. She sings : 
Sweet prospects, sweet birds and sweet flowers 
Have loBt all their sweetness but me. 
And another: 
Am I shoulder of a boss. 
A quarter of a lamb 7 
The old lady probably means well. 
An Irish gentleman writes to Truth to say 
that he has never found a Frenchman who can 
pronounce this: 14 Twiinblerig Thistlethwaite 
thievishly thought to thrive through thick and 
thin by throwing his thimbles about, but he was 
thwarted am' thwacked, thumped and thrashed 
with thirty-thousand thistles and thorns for 
thievishly thinking to thrive through thick and 
through thin by throwing the thimbles about." 
An old pioneer, who was something of a fatal¬ 
ist, lived in a region infested by Indians. He 
always took his gun with him, and onoe, finding 
that some of his family had taken it oat, be 
would not go without it. His friends rallied 
him, ssyiug that there was no dauger of the In¬ 
dians, as he would not die till his time came any¬ 
how, “Yes,” said old Leather-stocking; “but 
suppose I waB to meet an Indian, and his time 
was come, it wouldn’t do not to have my gun.” 
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and professional men, litterateurs, clergymen 
and others who have tested the foriiryiug and 
reparative influence of this celebrated tonic and 
nervine. 
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