500 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
AU6. 3 
MARK 
•tHAOE 
POWER 
Cir twine 
PRESS. 
WITH 
Double Platform 
When is a pie like a poet P—When it’s Brown¬ 
ing. 
Made of awl work—Shoes.— Boston Commer¬ 
cial. 
Wedding belles—those who have a wedding 
ring. 
Woekingmen’s demagogues—The idle of the 
people. 
Cat-egobical statement—Speaking to the 
purr puss. 
What kind of ship has two mates and no cap¬ 
tain ?—A Courtship. 
Why is a rose-bud like a promissory note ? It 
matures by falling dew. 
What man must have his glass before he can 
do a day’s work ?—A glazier. 
What kind of lights did they use in the an- 
ent synagogues ? Israelites. 
The girls of Tuscola, Ill., plaoe a blue ribbon 
and a mitten on the table when their lovers 
come to visit them, and say, “ Choose.” 
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man 
healthy, wealthy, and wise; but early to ryeB 
and tardy to bed makes a man’s nose turn cardi¬ 
nal red. 
An enthusiastic Indiana editor wrote, 11 The 
battle is now opened but, alas! the intelli¬ 
gent compositor spelt battle with an “o,” and 
his readers Bay they have suBpeoted it all along. 
Ah! well, my dear fellow, marriage is the best 
thing in the long run. and I can assure you 
that after a year or two a man gets used to it, 
and feels just as jolly as if he had never mar¬ 
ried at all. 
How funny! If you see a merchant studying 
up the sailing days of foreign steamers, you 
form a high opinion of his business; but if a 
cashier does it, you draw your deposit from his 
bank instanter.— Lowell Courier. 
The Compte de L-, says Figaro, married 
not long since an African negress from the Con¬ 
go district, whose head is adorned with a flue 
growth of wool. Her Frenoh maid, when the 
CountesB is engaged at her toilet, now an¬ 
nounces, “Madame is carding herself.” 
A witty clergyman, accosted by an old ac¬ 
quaintance by the name of Cobb, replied : ‘' I 
don’t know you, sir.” “ My name is Cobb, sir, ’’ 
rejoined the man, who was about half seas over. 
“ Ah, sir,” said the minister, “ you have bo 
much corn on that I did not Bee the cob.” 
He had brought her the very things she 
wanted from the supper table to her safe re¬ 
treat on the stairs, and she was moved to say, 
half laughingly, “ You are a man after my own 
heart, Mr. B-.” “ Just what I am after,’■ 
he answered, quick as a flash, covering her with 
confusion 
“Sound," said the schoolmaster, “ is what 
you hear. For instance, yon cannot feel a 
sound.” ‘ Oh. yes, you can," said a smart boy. 
BOOMER A BOSCHERT 
PRESS CO., 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
l’wenty-flve sheets, conslsttnu of Birds, Burs, Rep¬ 
tiles. Japanese FernB, Flowers, and Catalogue of over 
500 varieties, sent post-paid on receipt of *1; 11 sheets 
OSCAR W. YOUNG, Importer, 
GO Fourth St., Brooklyn, IS. D., New York. 
and Revolvers. Illustrated Price List free 
Or eat Western Gun Works, Pittsburg, Pa 
The most perfect, simple and only Elevator that 
raises the Lav from wagon aud carries it In barn any 
required distance. Economical, durable, lubor-sav- 
ing. Send for Illustrated Circulars and prices to 
J. R. FITZHUGH, 
1708 Barker St.. Philadelphia, Pa. 
Branch Office : 55 Beokman St., New York. 
No. 4. aielnncholio 
THE UNION CHURN 
AT REDUCED PRICES. 
Introduced 13 years ago and 
50,0 o now I" actual use. The 
UNION is the acknowledged 
staudnrd Churn of the country. 
K.verv Churn is warranted to 
give satisfaction or returned 
at our cost Easily operated, 
easily cleaned, and makes beau¬ 
tiful huiter by the extra work¬ 
ing of the dasher on tho but¬ 
ter while churning. Five sizes, 
churning from 3 to 25 gal Ions. 
j n' 0 * 1 1U It f? CO*,‘Si. Ohio. 
For Puddings, Blanc Mange, Cake, Etc. 
PORE AND DELICATE-PREFERABLE to BERMUDA ARROW ROOT, 
The IBON TUBBINE 
Inferior and spurious articles are often sold as Klngslord’is. 
To avoid GROSS IMPOSITION see that T. KINfiSFOUD & SON Is on each Box and on 
each Package. 
Is Proof Against Storm, 
and Exposure to J 
the Weather. \ 
Made entirely of Iron. 
NO SLATB 
To Break or Blow Out. 
Self-Regulating and 
Perfect 
In every particular. 
They are giving ojg, 
Perfect su r iejaction 
where other mills Sgg 
HATE FAILED. BE 
Send for Circular 
and Price List to H 
MAST, FOO.s hi CO 
MauufacturerB, ^ 
Springfield, - Ohio. 
d»o DnaccPrint* ,a * 
1 O ir l tJ S5 » tels,cards 
at. (Self-iuUeriO tf Lanin- sues 
For butlHesi.tiK-asure, veiling avoid 
Catalog"* of Presses, Type, Etc., 
for 5 iSunp>. KELSEY A Co. 
v Meriden, Conn 
His Own 
Printer 
This is 8 combination of 
capitalists to supply con¬ 
sumers only throughout 
“ • Slates witb 
Jk the Unites. - 
PURE TEAS on the 
mutual principle, by getting up clubs, bend for 
New Price-List. 
CONSUMERS’ IMPORTING TEA CO., 
P O Box 5509. No. 8 Church 8t., New York City 
CANTON MONITOR ENGINE 
B.W. Pavne & Sons, Corning,N.Y. 
_iEstablished in 1840. 
tfjE&L Eureka Safety Power 
M I . gift |h.p. cyl. ht . space, wt. price. 
■ PwMH hoj 40x25. _900 $ i3oj 
Natives gathering Gum from 
the 
lorivav Spruce. 
Ask your Druggist for It, or send for Circular to 
N. B. PHELPS, Proprietor, 
No. 6 MURRAY ST., NEW YORK, 
1 Plantations . Send for Circulars 
Please state where yon saw this, 
Another Great Reduction 
ap I a IN PRICES. BEST INDUCK- 
L AV ME NTS EVER OFFERED. 
| tHO SEND FOR NEW PRICE-LIST 
HE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO 
* n. Box 5643. 31 and 33 Vesey St., N. Y. 
A MILLION OF 
CRESCENT SEEDLING 
Strawberry Plants. 
»>£THC improved 
Also FOREST ROSE, Sharpies*. and all 
the Standard Sorts in large supply, b..th POT 
CJit OWN mid Layer., at lowest prices. An 
8 pane pamphlet »n Strawberries FREE. 
A. Hance & Son, Red Bank, N. J. 
BUCHAN’S 
Cresylic Sheep Dip. 
BUCHAN’S 
Cresylic Ointment, i, 
MADE 
3* 
Milestone, on ihe Road In Health. 
The recovery of digestion aud the resumption 
oi activity by the liver, bowels and kidneys are 
milestones which mark our progress) on the road 
to health. They speedily h come perceptible 
when Hoatetter’s stomach Bitters la used Dy the 
invalid. Nothing so surely and expeditiously 
consumes the distance to the desired goal. As no 
bodily function can suffer interruption without 
Impairing the general health of the system, so 
the system can never acquire perfect vigor, 
health’s synonymn, until that function be ac¬ 
tively resumed Take, for Instance, digestion, 
a suspension of wha t, is Invariably rectiile i by the 
Bitters. Jf the organs upon which It, devolves 
grow weak, btlllousnesu, constipation, headache, 
poverty of the blood, and a hundred other symp¬ 
toms supervene, which indicate unmistakably 
the baneful general influence of dyspepsia 1 toe 
dleappearance of all these symptoms through the 
use of the Bitters shows with what thoroughness 
It removes ttoelr oause. 
The Farmers’ Favorite 
CIDER MILL. 
Send to the CJnipiny for Djscriptive Circular. 
The best, cheapest and most complete Mill made. 
Send Cor Illustruted Circular. 
HIGGANUM MF’O CORPORATION, 
iliggunum, Ct. 
Manufacturers of Agricultural Implements of all 
descriptions. 
Budiun’s Cresylic Sheen Wj» Prcve’.D. « 
cures the scab and all parasitic diseases 
tilt* Nklll* . f \ wx a ■ fn s 
Buchan’* Cresylic Ointment Is (I-KIA 
DEATH to the Screw-worm or Cruh. 
For further particulars, send for Price Lists 
KIDDER 0 * LAIRD, 83 John St., New Yo 
I ,xOR SALE in California. Los Angeles Co., 1m- 
^ proved farm; well watered, 40 acres; buildings, 
fruit, growing crops. One-half a mile from West¬ 
minster; ti miles to Anaheim and biuita Anna R. R. 
towns. *3,500 cash. Address J. R. GREGORY, 
Westminster, Cal,, or S. B. G., 418 Pearl St., N. Y. 
