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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
NOV. 46 
THE LAWRENCE ENGINE 
GOING UP THE SCALE. 
A " majou" loved a maiden so. 
His warlike heart was soft as “ Do.” 
He oft would kneel to her and say, 
“ You are, of light, my only ‘ He.’ 
" Ah ! if but kiuder you would be. 
And sometimes sweetly Bmile on ‘ Me.' 
“ You are my life, my guiding star, 
I love thee near, I love thee ' Fa.’ 
“ My passion I cannot control, 
You are. the idol of my * Sol.' ” 
The maiden said, " Fie ! ask Fa, 
-How can you go on thus ? Oh, * La ! 
The major rose from bended knee, 
And went her father for to ' Si.' 
The father thought no match was finer. 
This “major" once had been “ a minor.” 
They married soon, and after that 
Dwelt in ten rooms all on "one flat.” 
So happy ends the little tale, 
For they live on the grandest scale. 
THE BEST FARM ENGINE IN THE WORLD. 
AUTOMATIC CUT-OFF. 
LESS FUEL, LESS WATER, LESS REPAIRS 
THAN any other PORTABLE ENGINE. 
No Commission to Agents ! 
Bottom Prices to Purchasers ! 
Engines fer all purposes, with and without Wagons. 
If vou need Cheap Power, send for an Illustrated 
Catalogue. 
ARMINGTON & SIMS, Lawrence, Mass. 
Arniinglon A Sima w«r« lately with The J. C. Hoadlkt C#. 
5. Remonstrance and threats fail 
6. Training triumphant. 
/'ll IF FOR t>’S SWINGING STANCHION 
YX Self-closing, self-fastening. First farm right 1 
each town for SO cts. In stamps. For Illustrated Clt 
eular. address W. C. GIFFORD. Jamestown. N. 1 
Ode to a Money-Lendeb—“ Meet me a loan.” 
Paper money—a newsboy’s reoeipts.— New 
York Mail. 
The latest song is, ‘ 1 Mary, don’t crowd me; 
I’m melting.” 
Never stroke a moustache when it is down.— 
DaaiehionvilLe Sentinel. 
ODD-fellowship—Hard money Democrats with 
Greenbackers.— Loweil Courier. 
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods— 
hunting for the path.— Neto York News. 
Bring me my salts—as the sea captain said 
when he wanted his orew,— New York Mail. 
Josie Mansfield is wasting away with grief 
for her departed Prince of Erie. She weighed 230. 
41 Keep your patients alive,” said an old doc¬ 
tor to a graduating class of students : “ dead 
men pay no bills.” 
The individual who called tight bootB com¬ 
fortable, defended his position by saying they 
made a man forget all his other miseries. 
How conscience doth make cowards of us all. 
Bob Ingersoll left for the seaside as soon as the 
hot wave began to shake his theories. 
What is the difference between a catechism 
and a cat fight ? One is categorical and the 
other is oat-eye-gore-ical.— Cincinnati Break¬ 
fast Table. 
Minnesota has a man who is bo pions that he 
will not engage in sheep raising because the 
Iambs gambol ou the green.— Cincinnati Break¬ 
fast Table. 
Mr. William E. Pleadwell and Miss Leleah 
B. Larkin were married at Brockton on the 10th. 
William Pleadwell and Jong, so Leleah consented, 
though she knew he was fond of Larkin. 
The Post Office Department has ruled that a 
husband has no control over the correspondence 
of his wife. But this decision will not prevent 
a man from carrying his wife’s letter around in 
his inside coat-pocket three weeks before mail¬ 
ing it .—Norristown Eerald. 
Johnny, who goes to a eraok school, went a- 
flshing the other day. “ What did you catch, 
Johnny ?” said his mother, on Iub returning. 
*• I captured an Anguilla Bostoniensis, mother, 
afiuespeoimen of the Malacopterygious fibh,” 
answered Johnny, promptly. Of course his 
mother knew he had caught an eel. 
The New York World evidently has designs 
upon certain classes of our population, for it 
remarks unobtrusively, but suggestively, “ Or¬ 
gan grinders make from $14 to $16 a day at 
Gienada, Miss. Book agents are in great de¬ 
mand at New Orleans. A hundred able-bodied 
lightning-rod men are needed at once in 
Memphis.” 
Curiosities —Judicious applause. Unosten¬ 
tatious oharity. A German who dislikes beer 
and dogs. Au artist who is not jea’ons. Per¬ 
fect harmony in the love affairs of feline species. 
A true disciple of Izaak Walton who never devi¬ 
ated from the truth. A mother willing to ac¬ 
knowledge the superiority of a neighbor’s child. 
An Italian who can’t play on something—an in¬ 
strument or our credulity. A critic who did 
never carry, or was unwilling to, a satchel from 
a stage entrance.— Saratogian. 
Scroll Saw. 
The Best and most Practical of 
Us kind in use. 
Simple , Cheap , Light Sun¬ 
ning anti Ourable . 
With adjustable tabic for inlay¬ 
ing work, it Is especially adapted 
for ladles’ use. 
Ever* machine fully warrant- 
ed._ Send stamp for Circulars 
i. Address 
7. Victory c mplete. 
and full oartieularx, 
the manufacturers, 
LEWI* MANUF’G G’O 
.*»eueeu Fulls, N. 
HUNDREDS IN USE FOR MAKING BEST 
JUeic ./ o ./.// K 0.1 OS 
Ballasting Railroads, Crusliing Hardest Ores for 
Mining Purposes, &c. 
Address BLAKE CRUSHER CO., New Haven, Conn. 
The best Christmas Present for a Boy 
is a Rogers’ Scroll Saw. 
>$3 Press S!, D £L 
etc. (Self-miter %S) S) Larger lit . 
Tor bnslneu, plea»ure, voting oro - 
C.-uaIo.-uc or Presses, Type, Lt.. 
for 1 Hemps. KELSEY A- O.s 
" Meriden, Cot 
It will put him in the way of doing something at once which will 
please him latter than play, and enable him to muke a little snare 
Change L>y selling llie articles which lie manufactures. While It edu¬ 
cated him to habits ot indumrv. it also gives film a trade which he 
can full buck cm in after-life if all other plans fail Boys are not upt 
to think of these matters in advance, but their parents ought to 
nitend to tbi- part of their education when their habits arc being 
formed. «nd It is easy for them to learn. Mote than 200,000 
people are now Using our Sit w, and most of them wit h great success. 
fin receipt of #3 we will rend » very nice Foot-power Saw, with 
Tilting Tuble for inlaid work and Drilling Attachment, with extra 
Saw Blades, Designs, Ac., Ac. It is nicely boxed and weighs 30 lbs. 
It Is the only really good, cheap ?aw in market and will never fall to 
give satisfaction. All Hardware Dealers keep them, or will get them 
if requested to. 
MILLERS FALLS CO., 
74 Chamber* St., New York. 
His Own 
Printer 
The Simplest and Most 
Convenient 
in the world. The best Mill In 
the market for grinding Corn, 
Feed, Ac. send for Price List. 
C. B. OGLESBY A CO., 
69 So. Catml St., Chioago. 
THE B0REL& COUrtVOISIER SWISS WATCHES 
Peerless Right-hand 
COEN SHELLER 
HAVE BEEN AWARDED 
THE GOLD MEDAL 
at the Paris Exposition of this year. The Jury of Awards’ decision was 
based on the grea'cst superiority if workmanship and extreme accuracy 
of performance during the test made by the .lodges. These watches are 
manu'arturod of the best material !T.\ and made with improved machinery, 
and finished by skilled him- 1 labor tUuslrisurloganaccuratetime-keep- 
erbey-nd petadventure- Messrs. B. F Qt) *"* A C. have made a still further redue- 
ti »n in prices, so a* to bring their r jyN/-’] watches within the reach of all 
Great care is taken In the finishing . l ' u '' r movements, particularly 
these adjusted lor railroad use. Call \ g-jSfyg on your jewelerand ask to see the 
Improved B. A C. Watches. The \ public is asked to investigate the 
relative mei its of Swiss Watches as / compared with .hose of American 
manufacture. Can a country that Nr has made watches for the past Two 
Hundred years be ignored 7 Give yr the Borel A Courvoisler fair play, 
and ibey will demonstrate to you that none can excel them. We ask 
you to Institute an impartial com- parlsoa before purchasing. 
QUINOHE & KRUGLER, 
17 EUAIDKN LANE, New York, Sole Agents for the United States. 
Shells and separates easily 
one bushel of oar* a minute. 
One man feeds and operates. 
Wrought shaft and heavy bal¬ 
ance wheel. It is the cheapest 
and best Corn Sheller in the 
market. 
For full particulars and De¬ 
scriptive Circular, address 
A. F. DICKEY, 
Racine, AVI*. 
lIDEIt PRESSES AND GRATERS, 
Roomir & Bosr-'*BT Press Co. Syracuse, N.Y 
A CA AHEAD ALL THE TIME. 
■ ■ " HJ 1 l\ The very best fresh goods 
■ 1 J direct from the importer* 
i^h • at half the usual cost. Best 
plan to Club Agents and 
large buyers. All express charges paid. Quality 
guaranteed. New terms free. 
THE GRBAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 
P. o Box 12;J5 31 and 33 Vesev St.. N. Y. 
>|iavww m This is a combination ot 
’ I 1 L’ capitalists to supply con- 
■ J samers only throughout 
the United Stales with 
PUKE TEAS on the 
mutual principle, by getting up clubs. Send for 
New Price-List. 
f i Oar*._>>* 
CONS! MICKS’ IMPORTING TEA 10 
P.O. Box 4236 No. 8 Church 8t.. New York City, 
Mill Manufactory 
Established 1851. 
Oi'lut niiiliB 
OP 
FRENCH BI IIR STONE 
PortHblu Mill* fur Karmen, 
Puw Hill Owuvri, etc. Price 
from ISO up. Complete Hill 
and ShcUer tW5. A boy can 
griml and Vrup In order. 
Adapted to any klud of suita¬ 
ble power. Complete Flouring 
and Corn Hill very cheap. 
N0EDY2E ft MA8MCN CO. 
Indianapolis, Ind. 
I The S.baUJ Stud, $1 
Luluvrc Ring, SI* Met uf stud., t-1 
THE ONLY PERFECT FAC-SIMILE OF THE REAL DIAMOND IN THE WORLD. 
Pronounced by the Academy of France that M. Lefevre has really obtained artificially the true diamond. 
The basis of Iliese gems are pare crystals found in theKlorra Nevadus, from whence they are exported 
to the Lefevre Laboratory m Paris, Franco, where They are submitted to a chemical and voltaic process, 
BY WHICH TIIKIK SURFACES ABK COVERED WITH A COATING OF I’UItE DIAMONDS, 
Imparting to them all the Brilliancy, 11a it on iota, and refractive qualities of the natural diamond, and 
making them ns desirable lor AA car, Biillianey, and Heuiit.v. as the veritable gems themselves. 
The Ring, Kinds. and l’.ar Drops, as displayed in this announcement, arc accurate engravings of 
SOLID GOLD MOUNTINGS. CONTAINING THE WONDEEFUL LEF2VEE DIAMOND, warrante3 by certificate U. S. Mint assay. 
ON RFPCIOT nr HMt nm I AD " - e will send Free, by RiooiaTiiLiiKn Mail, to any address 
-»*■ ntUtlr I Ul UllC UULyHiA m Amr-rioa, cither article as above represented. Our 
“Book on Diamonds,” with Illustrations of artistic Diamond Jewelry in solid ( 1-1 k.l gold, mailed free. 
I have xoru manr ImltsUon. of .linnmrulH, lull a.rrr nny that roul.l si|nnl llie Lvfbvn, Cr IMIant—M Vl.httOY, St.iin(nrd Conn, 
I xn. In receipt “f i. I'ltlr of the Wmiilcrhil I.cfi-vt-v liar I'lrnns, for one dollar: tu nay that 1 am iiU'ast'd with tbum hardly 011a tlio 
bill, they aiv Kimply eltgant ANPIU'W MOERI8. Hoi-nellsiillc N. Y. 
Case Atlaluable by the lihcumatlc. 
Yes, altliougU they may despair of relief, It is 
attainable by rheumatic sufferers, lor there Is a 
remedy which carries off, by means of Increased 
activity of the kidneys—Important channels for 
blood purification—the acrid element to which 
pathologists the most eminent attribute the pain¬ 
ful symptoms—a theory completely borne out by 
urinary analysis. The name of this grand de- 
purent is Hoatetter’s Bitters, a preparation like¬ 
wise celebrated as a remedy lor constipation, 
which causes contamination of the blood with 
the bile—and "a certain means of relief In dys¬ 
pepsia, fever and ague, and nervous ailments. 
It is, perhaps, the Dnest tonic extant, and is 
highly recommended as a medicinal stimulant by 
distinguished physicians and analysts, who pro¬ 
nounce it to be eminently pure and very bene- 
Jhclal. The press also Indorse t 
THE VICTORY 
i III /t*--* S The Victory Corn Mill 
w *5 C' 7/ vV WjsW w will l rln 1 corn meal coarse 
v 7 w or fine, shelled or on the 
vTgpfl VAT \ cob. Self-sharpening 
/ / A -.1 plates. Made ontlrelv of 
// A V Iron and Steel. Very 
) ■ HI „ strong, durable, and war- 
ruuted In every respect. 
V,/ - . Capuoity, 10 to 20 bushels 
UL - - -[_d f )Rr l| our. Rond for clrcu- 
Address THUS. ROBERTS, Hprlugfield, O. 
