THE RURAL HEW-YORKER, 
TheOnly Perfec t 21 P ) 
SewingWachine. -y£ 
SIMPLEST,LATEST IMPROVED 
MOST DURABLE X 
AND MAKE HOMC 
EWjiOM EWING 
l^mttorons. 
“Julia,” said the young man to his sweet 
heart, “ won’t you knit me a muffler?” Julia 
knitted her brows in a way that “muffled” 
the young man instantly. 
A citizen of Dakota took a Turkish bath in 
Omaha, a few days ag<>, and died within an 
hour. The verdict of the jury was: “He 
hadn't ought to h ive got so much mud off 
him all at. one time.” 
“No,” he said, a3 they congratul tted him 
on his engagement, “I’m not so particularly 
charmed with the girl, but I expect to be 
happy. Her mother is about the best tem¬ 
pered woman l know of.” 
“Man and wife are one, are they?” said 
she, “Yes; what of it?’’ said he, suspi¬ 
ciously. “Why, in that case,” said his wife, 
“Lcam home awfully tipsy last night and 
feel terribly ashamed of myself this morning.” 
He never said a word. 
Epitaph said to be copied from a tombstone 
in the cemetery Montmarte: “Here lies 
Joseph X., who for 20 years after the death 
of his wife lived in the society of his mother- 
in-law, and died in the certain hope of a bet¬ 
ter world beyond.” 
Pleasures of Hotel Life.— “ Here’s a fly 
in my soup, waiter.” “Yes, sir; very sorry, 
sir; but you can throwaway the fly and eat 
the soup, can’t you ?” “ Of course I eau; you 
didu’t expect me to throw away the soup and 
eit the fly, did you ?” 
A RAILWAY engineer saying that the usual 
life of a locomotive was only thirty years, a 
passenger remarked that such a tough-looking 
thing ought to live longer than that. “Well,” 
responded the engineer, “ perhaps it would if 
it didn’t smoke so much I” 
“Why,” some writer asks, “is a brilliant 
man less brilliant with his wife than with any 
one else ?” W ell, we suppose she asks him for 
m oney eftener than any one else. You take 
to borrowing money regularly and constantly 
of you dearest and most brilliant friend, and 
see what will become of his brilliancy in your 
presence. 
Mothers Don’t Know.— How many chil¬ 
dren are punished for being uncouth, wilful, 
and indifferent to instructions or rewards: 
simply because they are out of health! Au 
intelligent lady said of a child of this kind 
“M >thers should know that if they would 
give the little ones moderate doses of Hop 
Bitters for two or three weeks, the children 
would be all a parent could desire.” 
Battle Creek, Mich,, Jan 31, 1879. 
Gentlemen— Having been afflicted for a 
number of years with indigestion and general 
debility, by the advice of my doctor I used 
Hop Bitters and must say they afforded me 
almost instant relief. I am glad to be ab'e to 
testify in their behalf. THOS. G. KNOX. 
— Adt, 
NEW YORK SEED DRILL, 
(MATTHEW’S PATENT.) 
Buy the best and only perfect Drill. Send 
for Circular. 
HIGGANTTM ITF’G CORPORATION, 
Hfgganum, Conn., U. S. A. 
KEMP’S MANURE SPREADER, 
PULVERIZER 
nnd CAUX CO.UUINED. 
Grnsnwt Agricultural in- 
\ vcu(i,..n of U>e nee. Saves 
iiio pet cent, of laWjc and 
Idoutile* n.e value of the 
P mnnuir Spreads overtly 
all kinds of manure hroau- 
; cistorindnll,in,mn-tenlh 
_________ _ f the time ti-rpiircil by hand. 
Send fur Illustrated Catalogue nnd foil particulars to 
lijcjltp ti EL K I - I'd. M’Vtl 1:0., bjracuws Uwdnfo to-, N. X. 
Agricultural, Grazing, Frultand Timber 
In Ky. and Tenn. Also Chattanooga City 
property. For catalogues Bend green 
•tamt) to S. N. BROWN & CO.. 11S Pine St., Cln., O. , 
THINGS GO WRONG IN IRELAND I 
Scene: An Irish Cabin. Pat is ill. Doctor has just called. 
“Well, Pat, have you taken the box of pills I sent you I” 
“Yes, sir, be jabers, I have! But I don’t feel any better. Maybe the lid hasn’t come off 
yet 1”—Judy. 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
73 
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CO 22}4 Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
Power suited for Running 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. 
Sandwlcn, HI. 
!B r ~ Write for Circulars. Address 
SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO 
LANE & BODLEY CO. 
AWARDED 
GOLD MEDAL 
BY THE 
ATLANTA COTTON EXPOSITION, 
ON THEIR 
Steam Engine and Saw Miii 
Exhibited ut Atlanta In 1881 
Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Boiler*. 
Fatv Mills, Gang Edger*. Lath Machines, Hob 
jd Spoke Machinery, Shafting, Hangers. Pul- 
.eys. Couplings, Gearing, Grist and Flour Mill* 
Send fur Special Circular of our Mo. 1 1*' -'♦ition 
Saw 91111, 
Bch ne sell for 
Special attention given to Plantation Ma- 
cy inery. Illustrated Circulars Free. 
LANE <fc BODLEY' CO., 
John & Water Sts., Cincinnati, OL 
ensilageT 
Robs lilg Giant auu 
Little Giant Cutters. 
‘Specials” for Ensll 
dlage. Stock Kaisers, 
Ac. f? uarantc'ii su 
oerlor to every other, 
bnmense Strength 
Weight ant! Oiiiuicity. 
will cut 2 tot times as 
ast an any other, have 
1 the Kims patent SAFE 
TY FLYWHEEL. KX 
TKNStDLE JOINTS. 
CONVEX GEARS, KING ROLLERS. The ONLY 
Cutter that will stand the severe work am! cut faa-t. 
Send for Illustrated circulars and testimonials to 
E. W. UOSS & CO., Fulton, S. y. 
|S~ Mention the Rural New-Yorker. 
APPLE JKLLY du 
From SWEET CIDER without Sugar. EVAP- fS' 
ORATES SORGHUM JUICE faster, and with 
less fuel than any apparatus known. 
THOUSANDS- 
8 end postal for 
Descriptive Circu¬ 
lars) and Testimo¬ 
nials. 
VERMONT 
FARM MACHINE 
COMPANY, 
Bellows Falls, Vt. 
THE NEW BUCKEYE 
Steel Spring Tooth. 
WHEEL HARROW 
AND CULTIVATOR. 
IN USE. 
VASSAR COLLEGE. 
POUGHKEEPSIE. N. Y. A complete college course 
for women, with Schools of Fainting and Music, and 
a preparatory department. Catalogues sent. 
S. L. CALDWELL, D.D., President. 
AGENTS 
Can now grasp a fortune. Outfit 
worth *10 free. RIDEOUT & CO. 
10 Barclay Bit, New York. 
THE LATEST AND BEST. 
A LABOR-SAVING FARM IMPLEMENT 
That no Farmer can Afford to do Without. 
It has High Wheels and Broad Tires and a Continu¬ 
ous wrought-lron axle. 
The pressure on the teeth Is regulated by the lever, 
and they can bo set while In motion to run at any re¬ 
quired depth. 
Has the same reliable FORCE FEED used on our 
Famous Buckeye Drill, and Is the nearest perfection 
of any feed In une. 
No implement made will so wonderfully work up 
and pulverize the toll. Sold with or without Seeding 
Attachment. Send for Descriptive Circulars. 
P. P. MAST & Co. Springfield, O 
Manufacturers of Buckeye Drill, Cultivators, &c. 
Improved Cornell Corn Shelter. 
FOR 1882. 
Will shellmorecorn with 
lens labor than any other 
machine In market. 
The only Siiki.lkr made 
TIJAT USES 
SPIRAL SPRINGS FOR 
the pressure BAR. 
Every Machine War¬ 
ranted to do as good 
work as 
ANY SHELLER MADE 
2 ff~ Ask to see the Cor¬ 
nell Shelter, try It, and 
you will buy no other. 
Address orders to 
TBEMAN, WATERMAN & CO., Ithaca, N. Y. 
SEED 
DRILL 
MATTHWS’ 
The standard of America 
Admitted by leading Seeds¬ 
men and Market Gardeners 
everywhere to be the most per¬ 
fect and reliable Drill lu use. 
Send for circular. Manufac¬ 
tured only by 
EVERETT dk. H>1AL1„ Bralon, Mom. 
GALVANIZED 
Cable Fence Strand. 
The only fence that stands the test of time. 
CATTLE PROOF-FIRE PROOF. 
HO BARBS. 
PHILIP S. .JUSTICE & CO., 
14 No , Filth St., Philo.,, Pa. 
xOAi _ r per day at home. Samples worth $5 free 
JJpCVlOsJ Address Stinson & Co., Portland, Me. 
Now is the Time to Plant 
STRAWBERRIES 
Pot 
Grown 
to secure a good crop n -xt season Our plants are In 
the finest condition. Catalogue containing full cul¬ 
tural directions mailed FREE. Address- 
n I U/MJPTD 9 D1DDV Mt H °P e Nurseries 
CLLWflWutn « DflHhl, Rochester, N. Y. 
NEARLY 1,000 
Percheron-Norman Horses 
Imported and Bred by 
M. W. DUNHAM, 
OAKLAWN FARM, 
Wayne, Du Page County, Illinois, 
85 m!lo* Wenl of Chicago, on C. A N’. !Y. E’y* 
250 OF THE FINEST 
Imported from France 
by him 
THIS YEAR. 
NEARLY 400 NOW ON HAND, 
The Largest and Most Select Stud ever 
collected, and making iL possible to 
SEE MORE FINE SPECIMENS IN A DAY 
than one could see in their native country 
in months. 
Come and see for yourselves. Visitors always 
welcome, whether they desire to purchase or not 
Carriage at depot. Telegraph at Wayne, with 
private Telephone connection with Oaklawm Send 
for Catalogue “N.” 
CIDER 
PRESSES, GRATERS, ELEVATOR*. Pumps 
Evaporators, *c., &c. f?V~Send for Catalogue “B." 
BOOMER Ac KO»t IIKRT Pres* t o.. 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
New York City Office, 62 Veaey 8t. 
PAYNE’S FARM ENGINES 
Patent spark arresting Farm and Dairy Engines of 
all sizes, from 3 to 12 horse power, mounted or on 
mounted. Warranted to be the Best and Cheapest 
engines made. Prices from HloO upwards Send 
for IilnHtrated Catalogue “ A *’ which will give you 
rail Information siifi prices to 
B. W. PAYNE & SON, 
Box H41 Corning, N. Y. 
EVAPORATING FRUIT 
American Fruil Drier. 
Treatise on Improved methods 
BENT FREE. Wonderful results. 
Tables of Yields, Prices, Profits, 
and General Statistics. Address 
AMERICAN MAN CFG CO., 
Waynesboro, Pa. 
ST. MARY’S ACADEMY. 
[One mile west from Notre-Dame Unlverslty.j 
SCHOOL OP ART AND DESIGN. 
CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC. 
Conducted by Sisters of Holy Cross. The Academic 
Course Is thorough In the Preparatory, Senior and 
Classical Grades, Music Department, on the plan of 
the best Conservatories of Europe, t* undercharge 
of a complete corps of teachers. It comprises a large 
Music Hail and 28 separate rooms for instruments. 
«»Udlo modeled on the great Art .Schools of Europe. 
Drawing and Painting from llfo and the Antique. 
Building commodious; ample accommodations for 
230 pupils. F«w full particulars apply for catalogue 
to MOTHER SUPERIOR ST. MARY’S. Notrk-Damk 
P. O.. Ind 
HOOF 0 
OINTMENT 
In use over 20 years (manufactured from the form 
ula used by the late Dr. J. W. Johnson, V. 8., (editor 
eterlnary Department of the Ohio Farmer) 
Is a sure cure for all diseases of the hoof, as Quarter 
.J Out 
Cracks, Sand < racks, Coulractions. Hoof-oound, 
Lamhiitls, Scratches, Thrush. Brittle Foot, &e. Best 
of testimonials given. Price *1.00 per large box. 
For sale by all Druggists and Saddlers, or sent by 
express, charges pre paid, on receipt of price. None 
genuine without tuy signature. 
C. W. JOHNSON, ^ 
164 St. Olalr St., Cleveland, O. 
FIRST-CLASH OPENING fora man tostarta 
Creamkky In Northwestern Iowa. Apply to CLOSE 
BROTHERS & OO., Suiuky, Osceola Co., Iowa. 
