An urchin being rebuked for wearing out 
his stockings at the toes, replied that it 
couldu’t be helped—“toe wriggles and heels 
didn’t.” 
“Young Man,” said a landlord to a new 
guest—“young man, we always eat bread 
cru 9 ts and cheese rinds here.” To which the 
young man respondel, “Just so; and I am 
leaving all these on purpose for you.” 
Mistrkss r “Come, Bridget, bow much 
longer are you going to be filling that pepper¬ 
box?” Bridget la fresh importation from 
where they don’t use pepper-castors): “Shure, 
ma’am, and it’s meself can’t say how long it’ll 
be takin’ me to git all this stuff in the thing 
through the little holes in the top.” 
Tkacher: “What is a score?” Pupil: “The 
number of runs made at a cricket-match. ’ 
Teacher: “No, no; what I mean is, bow' much 
does a score signify numerically? What idea 
does it give you? That is to say, if I were to 
tell you that I had a score of horses, what 
would 3 ou think?'’ Pupil: “Please, sir, I should 
think you was stuffin’ me.” 
Major Briggs hired a lively horse the other 
day to take a little exercise. He got more 
exercise than he wanted; and as he limped to 
the side of the road to rest himself, a kind 
friend asked rim, “ What did you come down 
so quick for? "—“What did I come down so 
quick for ? Did you see anything up in the 
air for me to hold on to ? ” he asked grimly. 
-♦♦ ♦ - 
Given up by Doctors. 
“Is it possible that Mr. Godfrey i* up and 
at work, and cured by so simple a remedy ? 
“I assure y r ou it is true that he is entirely 
cured, and'with nothing but Hop Bitters; 
and only 10 days ago his doctors gave him 
up Bnd said he must die 1” “W ell-a-day ' That s 
remarkable! 1 will go this day and get some 
for my poor George—1 know bops are good.’ _ 
How to Get Sick.— Expose yourself day 
and night, eat too much without exercise, 
work too hard without rest, doctor all the 
time, take all the vile nostrums advertised, 
and then you will want to know, 
ITow to Get Well.— Which is answered 
in three w ords—Take Hop Bitters!—Adu. 
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Not too Private. 
Driver (pointing to box-seat).—“ Here ye are, gents! Room for one more! Private car 
riage to th’ Fair Grounds.” __ 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
OO - 22X Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
cc - r- _ of Horse. 
GRAPE VINES, 
SMALL FRUIT PLANTS. TREES. 
Headquarters for the Unrivaled New Currant, 
FAYS’ PROLIFIC. 
Thoroughbred Land and Water Fowls. 
Catalogues ready. 
GEO. JOS*f'EL.\ N. 
Freilonia, N. 1'. 
KEMP'S MANURE SPREADER, 
PULVERIZER 
iCWsirmu rx|\\ v’Jm wnofiut age. Saves 
^ ! j r/o per Cent, of Libor, ^nd 
■ ! castor oi drill,in^onB-tendi 
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of Horse. 
CAPACITY OF 
SHELLER 
30 bushels pr hour. 
Power suited for Running j§[- 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. . 34-- 
Cy Write for Circulars. Address ' ~ 
SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO., Sandwich, Ill. 
T e Union Grain Drill, 
WITH OR WITHOUT 
EVANS & FOOS 
Planter I'or 1SS3. 
SPRINGFIELD, Ohio 
MANUFACTURERS OF 
THIS EVANS 
TWO-HORSE CORN PLANTER. 
Triple and Two-Section Harrows, 
One-Horse Corn Drills, Etc. 
Send for Circulars. 
iipt a 
ENSILAGE. 
Ross Big Giant ana 
Little Giant Cutters. 
) ' Specials " for Ensll- 
dlage. Stock Raisers, 
Ac. Guaranteed su 
pertor to every other. 
Immense Strength 
•Wight and Capacity. 
Will cut 2 to 4 times as 
last n* nuy other, have 
the Korn patent SAFE¬ 
TY FLY WHEEL. EX 
_ TEN8IBLK JOINTS, 
CONVEX GEARS, RING ROLLERS. Ac. The tlNLV 
Cutters that will stand the severe work and cut rast. 
Send for Illustrated circulars and testimonials to 
B. W\ ROSS & CO.. Fulton, N. \. 
t3T Mention the Rural New-Yorker. 
TTilT 
.A. IS" ew Departure in Grain Drills. 
The onlv drill in the market upon which the operator can ride nnd see his work, and at the 
same time control the machine. No Gear Wheels. Feed is placed directly on tite 
Axie 4 POSITIVE FORCE FEED FERTILIZER. The only one in the market that will 
sow any and all kinds of fertilizing material and not clog. For circulars and prices address 
the Manufacturers. 
HA.IIT, HITCHCOCK & Co, Peoria, Ill. 
PIIF^SR* GltATERS. EEEVATORS Ptmrs 
New York City Office. 62 Vesey St._ 
X Gl lliri _ 
--.... MAHER & GROSH S COMMON-SENSE KNIFE 
; lMia,ifc^:a. asas ffi’SW ?«*• 
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iprai® 
NEW YORK SEED DRILL, 
(Matthew’s patent.) 
Buy the best and only perfect Drill. Send 
for Circular. 
higganum: htf’g corporation, 
Higganurn, Conn. f U,S. A, 
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UiE.VIDEKUta.VBl 
NEARLY 400 NOW ON HAND, 
The Iiarjrest and Most Select Stud ever 
collected, and making it possible to 
SEE MORE FINE SPECIMENS IN A DAY 
than one could see in their native country 
iu months. ... , 
Come and see for yourselves. Visitors always 
welcome, whether they desire to purchase or not. 
Carriage at depot. Telegraph at Wayne, with 
private Telephone connection with Oaklawn* bend 
tor Catalogue •-a.” 
THE OLD RELIABLE 
Buckeye Force Feed 
GRAIN DRILL. 
ALSO 
THE NEW BUCKEYE 
Combined Force Feed Grain and 
FttRTIMZUIC DHlIiL. 
AS IMPROVED FOR 1881. 
Over 100,000 Now In Use. 
The Buckeye has the largest, sale of any (Jralu Drill 
in the world, and they are pronounced by all to be tne 
most iter feet Sbedini. Machines In the country. No 
Grain Drill ever made midi UN ivkusal satisfac¬ 
tion. It Is the best forco*f<Hid in the market. Our her* 
tilizer Howerhiusa positivefon*u-fecd aiul has tio equal, 
bend for our circular giving tlhistTatious of new Un- 
provemente. Address 1*. I*. .11 AM A to.. 
8prtu«llel<l, Ohio. 
Branch Offices, 216 N. Broad Ht.. Philadelphia, Pa. 
lltli bt and Clarke Avo.. KL Louis, Mo. 
Also manufacturers of Buckeye Broadcast Seeders, 
DUCKevo 11-IvMJl Bowers, Dumojc V;, . ,, ’ 
Buckeye Walking Oultivators, Buckeye Plow bulky 
and Buckeye Older Mill. 
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SENO' FOB GIBCUU^ 
FOWLER K WOODWORTH 
“ ACME ” Pulverizing 
tt Ulivyil wvvihiiiv.. -- ,77 .. . , 
ContRlns DrunliiK blndt*, JaOc-knifo blade, RUd 
Budding or Spey lug bla*1i% Cut Flvcec^nct size. 
Blades carefully forged X Mm razor steeL nicG.^t 
ed, and kkcuackd kukk If soft or n#wy. Pri'.e 
111 uj, no l paid; or without tbe building 
blade 7 j (N'ntii • with Ju#t iargo »nd 
sitinil blades, si cents; cxlnk *»infig 
-i ,iiocit: lor liard service. 75its; l ur 
' neat" nil-* Am pored Pruner. 
Bes^ Bu(ldlug icnife. «B ete.; 
mustrated list free; also 
•‘How to Use a Razor 
MAHER & 
GROSH, 
30 Monroe St.^ 
T JLEDO, OHIO. 
EMPIRE GRAIN DRILL, 
W fTTI 
FORCE FEED FERTIUUER 
ATTA' IHMKNT. 
Distributes nil kinds of gruiu Evenly & Accurately. 
Drill*! (’orn evenly lor Field Crop. 
Sows Phosphates without pasting or clogging. Amount 
sown regulated by gear. 
JVO GUBS8-WOH.K. t 
Send for Circular to EMI RE DRU- COL) 
Box I, Shortsvillci «• V, 
HARROW, CLOD CRUSHER 
AND LEVELER. 
The “At' tlK” subjects the soil to the action of a 
< Vn.l.«r tLiid l.e vcler, and at the saiue time to the 
cStlun JUminlt, Turuln* process or double 
rows office! « oulier™. the peculiar shape^an<l ar¬ 
rangement of which give Iniraensf cuiUM »»«f. 
cr The entire absence ot spikrs or J'Priiitt 
Teeth avoids pulling up and scatterhis ot. rubblsm 
It Is especially adapied to Inverted sod, hitrd clay 
and “slough land " where other Harrow* utterly fall, 
and also works perfectly un light soil. __. 
Sent on trial to responsible farmers anywhere In 
the United States. Agents wanted. Send for circular 
jrJSU Af UtHtTUtfH, Sol* .WflisMfuctnrrr*, 
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