nmoxons 
Thomas Hood, driving in the country one 
day, observed a notice beside a fence, “ Be¬ 
ware the dog.” There not being any signs of 
a dog, Hood wrote on the board. “ Ware be 
the dog f” 
A Quaker's advice to his son on his wed¬ 
ding day:—‘‘When thee went a courting, I 
told thee to keep thy eyes wide open. Now 
that thee is married, I tell thee to keep them 
half shut.” 
“Isn’t it heavenly?” said Miss Silly billy to 
Mr. Polo.—“What?” he asked.—“Why, the 
moon,”—“Oh, yes, just too utterly heavenlv.' 
—"I do just dote on the moon, don’t you?”— 
“Yes, its awfully nice, isn’t it? and so splen¬ 
didly conspicuous, tool” 
Two coquettes meta gentleman in the street. 
“What!” said one; “you passed him with¬ 
out bowing? You certainly were in love with 
him yesterday.”—“Yes, for about an hour. I 
fancied that he resembled somebody with 
whom I was In love for a week last year." 
A witty society woman was standing 
before Zola’s greatly admired picture of “Lot 
and his Daughters,” which was on exhibition 
in ati art studio, West. “Oh!” remarked a 
friend, dolorously, “what do you suppose Lot 
thought when he beheld bis poor wife turned 
to a pillar of salt?"— “I suppose,” replied our 
wit, with admirable gravity “he thought how 
he could get himself a fresh one.” 
" a <t> 
tropical g 
and plants. 5 <5 
a 3 
Is the best «nd most agreeable preparation 
In the world for constipation and the disorders that 
attend It. 
Ladles and children, and those who dislike taking 
pills and nauseous medicines, are especially pleased 
with Its agreeable qualities. 
TROPIC-FRUIT LAXATIVE may be used In all 
ca 0 * that need the aid of a purgative, cathartic, or 
aperient medicine - and while it produces the same 
result as the agents named, It Is entirely free from 
the usual objections common to them. Packed in 
bronzed tin boxes only. 
Price, 25 cts. Larg-e Boxes, 50 cts. 
SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS. 
Prepared from 
fruits 
ACME ” Pulverizing 
An EutHuslantie Endorsement. 
Gorham. -V !., July 11,1F79. 
Gknts— Whoever you are. I don't know; but i thank 
the Lord and feel grateful to you to know that. In this 
world of adul tern ted medicines there Is one compound 
that proves aiul does all It advertises to do, auil more. 
Four years ago I had a slight shock of puKy, which 
unnerved me to such au extant that the least excite¬ 
ment would make me shnkc like the ague, lASt- M«y 
I wa« Induced to try Hup Ritters. I used one bottle, 
but did not wee auy change, another did so change 
my nerves that they are now as steady as they ever 
were. It. used to take both hands to write, hut now 
my good right hand writes this. Now.if youcoutinue 
to manufacture as honest and good an article as you 
do, yon n 111 accumulate an honest fortune, and con¬ 
fer tile greatest blessing on your fellow -ni- n that was 
ever conferred on mankind. Tim Bcrch 
2 <iaf iioor beffrUMen, Invalid wlfp, sister, mother, 
or daughter, can be made the Picture of health by a 
few bottles of Hop Bitters WiU you let them suffer? 
when so easily cured ?—Artv 
A Civil Answer. 
Tourist.—“Young man! Which is the highest part of this hill ?” 
Rustic Youth.—“ The top, sir." 
HARROW, CLOD CRUSHER 
AND LEVELER. 
The “AOWKJ> subjects the soil to the action of a 
Crusher and Leveler, and at the same time to the 
L“ l tln«. JLAftl•(, Turning process of double 
row* of Mtfol t uulirra, ibe peculiar ahape and ar* 
rangeniL-nt of which give tinmeiiMe cutting pow¬ 
er. The entire absence of <Hplken or Sprlug 
Teetb avoids pulling up and scattering of rubblsn. 
It I* especially adapted to Inverted sod, hard clay 
and slough land ” where other Harrows utterly fall, 
and also works perfectly on light soil. 
Sent on trial to responsible farmers anywhere In 
the United States. Agents wanted. Send for circular 
wl Jfy/f X i£ ROTUER^ Sots »7ianuf'a/'tureri, 
Hab ri bbpbo, and 22 Colukoe Place 
ronn,, New York City 
The CORNELL is the 
ouly Sheller that uses 
spiral springs on the 
pressure bar. 
AND 
700 Bushels 
HER DAY. 
This rig, with sacking elevator, makes 
the cheapest and best in the market. 
The Sheller can be used by hand or 
power. 
The pulley on Jack makes 
gill 300 revolutions per minute. 
Ten different kinds of 
EVAPORATING FRUIT 
r | ritfl*! Treatise on Improved methods 
SENT FREE. Wonderful results. 
I I Tables of Yields. Prices, Profits, 
JIH Tr 1111(1 General Statistics. Address 
BUHn AMERICAN MA.MF’G CO., 
iwriftn/HKWif. Waynesboro, Pa, 
® SUPERIORITY PROVED * 
THE SIMPLEST 5 BEST SEWINGMACHINE IS THE 
-—LIGHT- RUNNING—-* 
Perfect In every particular. 200,000 sold yearly. 
NEW HOME SEWINO MACHINE CO., 
30 Union Square, N, Y. 
Chicago, Ills., Orange, Mass., or Atlanta, Oa. 
Address for Circulars, 
TREMAN, WATERMAN 
Sl CO,) 
.juShellers,Light and 
n 
s;i .Heavy HORSE¬ 
POWERS, &c. 
NEARLY 1,000 
RECORDED PURE BRED 
Pereheron-Norman Horses 
Small Fruits, Grape Vines. 
E n l)Ar supplies Country Homes with 
W0 iC 11 ► first-class Plants All the tead- 
• Pa IIVI. Ing novelties. Price* reason¬ 
able. Catalogue free. Full is the best time to plant. 
Address E. I*. it OIL Cornwall-on Hudson, N. V . 
Imported and Bred by 
M. W. DUNHAM. 
OAKLAWN FARM, 
Wayne, Du Page County, Illinois 
S& mile, went of Chicago, ou C. A X. Vf. R-y. 
jjl 468 Of THE FINEST 
Imported from France by 
him during the past 
rCy,\i 12 months, 
fflaft; tV" \\ 1 2S0 since July 1st,) 
PRE««WH, GRATERS, ELEVATOR’* Pumps 
Evaporators, «c., &e. UySend for 1 atalogue “ B.” 
BOOMER cV BO-I HKKT Pr.-a ' o.. 
SVRACUBK, N. Y. 
New York City Office, 62 Vesey st. 
UM-Aaottn no 
l*eitig more than the combined im¬ 
portation* of all other importers of all 
kind*of Draft Horses from Europe for 
aiiyprevioiu yeur; uml more than hate 
ever been imported and bred hv anv 
other man or firm dtirln^' their entire 
business career. 
8h0'“Im 1 liese statements griidc horses 
are not-ineluded to swell numbers or 
misieud. 
. Como and see for yourselves the greatest import- 
‘"K. 1,11,1 breeding establishment in the world. 
% isitors always welcome, whether they desire to 
purchase or not. Carriage at depot. Telegraph at 
Wayne, with private Telephone connection with 
Oaklawn. 
Dated Sept. 1, 1SS2. Send for Catalogue “ C” 
NEW YORK SEED DRILL, 
(Matthew’s patent.) 
Buy the best and only perfect Drill. Send 
for Circular. 
HIGGANTTM MT’G CORPORATION, 
wiggsr.um, Conn., U«S. A. 
Whitman's Patent Americas. 
1 . -The best Cider and Wine 
Mill made. Will make 
.QS w T M than w»y e tlf ent * TOOr ° clder 
Pertectl y Adjustable. 
III iH'lStf FflS Prices as low as anv flrst- 
i mllilB i 111 llltja lass mill. Mnfrs. of Ilorse- 
'rrBBffl Powers, Corn Shelters, Feed 
l|jv ••lef‘S - Cutters, Feed Mills, etc. 
8 SIZES for circulars and 
WHITMAN AGRICULTURAL CO., 
ST. LOUIS, MO. 
Patent s nark-arresting Farm and Dairy Ej .lues 01 
all sizes, from 2 to 12 horse-power, mounts-. or on 
mounted. WnrmDted to be the Best and Cheapest 
engines made Prices from H I 50 upw* is Send 
for Illustrated Catalogue “ A ” which w I give yon 
full Information and nrleer to 
B. W. PAYNK A SON 
Box 84 J CornJ- g. N. V. 
NEW no 2 alike Chroma Visiting Cards, 
name on 1 0 cents, warranted best pack so d 
Agents wanted. JONES & CO., Na-sau, N. Y. 
POUGHKEEPSIE. N. Y. A complete college course 
for women, with Schools of Painting uud Music, and 
a preparatory department. Catalogues sent. 
fe. L CALDWELL, D.D., President. 
