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A Hardened Wretch.—“D oes our talk 
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ma’am,” was the naive reply, “I’ve been 
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A mercenary little boy overheard a con¬ 
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wedding that was soon to come off, and re¬ 
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next morning by asking the following ques¬ 
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bride away for ? Can’t they sell her F’ 
A mother had taught her little daughter to 
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“ Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the 
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Her astonishment v as great when she saw the 
laughter of the audience. 
Tommy was a little rogue, whom his mother 
had hard work to manage. Their house in the 
country was raised a few feet from the ground, 
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the house. Presently the father came home, 
and hearing where the boy had taken refuge, 
crept under to bring him out. As he appro¬ 
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* ’Sh! Is she after you, too?" 
A poor memory is a very inconvenient 
thing. So a poor man found it who lately 
called on a friend, aud in the courae of the 
conversation, asked him how his good father 
was. “He is dead; did you not know it?” 
answered the friend.—“Indeed! I am dis¬ 
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no idea of it.” And he proceeded to express 
his sympathy. A year after, he called again, 
and forgetfully asked, “ And how is your poor 
father ?” The clever reply was, “Still dead.” 
Dickens used to maintain that whatever 
trials or difficulties might overtake a man, 
there was always something to be thankful 
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for murder. The morning arrived; the ropes 
were adjusted around the poor men’s necks; 
there were thousands of motley sight-seers of 
all ages, men, women, and children, in front 
of the scaffold; when a bull which was beiug 
driven to Smitbfield broke its rope, and 
charged the mob right and left, scattering 
people everywhere with its horns. Where¬ 
upon one of the condemned men turned to 
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ly observed, ‘I say. Jack, it’s a good thing we 
ain’t in that crowd.’ ” 
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