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Address for Circulars, 
Waynesboro, Po. 
immM Fruit Drirt. 
by Whu hlnftVtMH By mall, 25c. ClrcuUn 
free. J S. IUKC1I A. L'0..«l Dnv 
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An imbecile who wished to make himself 
agreeable to Longfellow, said, “Sir, every 
night of my life I fall asleep over one of 
your works.” 
“This world is alia fleeting show,” but it 
takes mighty lively work for some of us to 
keep a grip on our tickets of admission, how¬ 
ever poor the show is. 
Fond Father: “Well, my son, how do 
you like college? Your Alma Mater has just 
turned out some great men.” Young hopeful 
(just expelled): “Yes, sir, she has just turned 
me out.” 
A Wretch.—A brute of a bachelor, on 
being informed that “marriages are made in 
heaven,” said he wished that a prohibitive 
duty had prevented their export from the 
place of their manufacture. 
“Is it unhealthy to sleep on an empty 
stomach ?” asked a hypochondriac of his doc¬ 
tor—“ Yes,” was the reply. “ Is it unhealthy 
to sleep on a full stomach ? ’—“ Yes.” “What 
shall 1 sleep on, then ?” “On a good bed.” 
A fond fathei boasted that he thought bis 
son would be sure to make a great sculptor. 
A neighbor asked, “Does he show any signs 
of talent for it?”—“Heaps of ’em," said the 
fond father; “he 'chisels' his schoolmates out 
of all their playthings.” 
A candidate for appointment to a Civil 
Service clerkship was asked, “How near is 
the sun to the earth?” “J can’t exactly say,’’ 
he replied,” “but I am sure it isn’t near 
enough to interfere with my duties it I {.et 
the appoin-ment I want.” Ho got it. 
An Irishman took a Yankee friend to 
chare h with him on Christmas Day, The mu¬ 
sic was magnificent and the decorations gor¬ 
geous, On their way out of church he a?ke 
the Yankee how he liked it. “Why, it beats 
the devil!” said the down easter. “That’sthe 
intintion,” dryly remarked the gentleman 
from Tipperary. 
“ My darli ng,” said a town swain to a coun¬ 
try maid—“ my darling, let me, aw, share all 
your life’s troubles for ever, aw.”—“.Share 
’em?” quoth she. “Of course you may. Come 
out in the rain with me now to milk the cows. 
There are fottr, and you may milk two.” The 
town swain’s soul was convulsed with agouy, 
and he soon after faded from the scene, and 
was never seen there again. 
Received First, Premium at New York State Fairs 
1880, ’81 and 82, over Dederlek and others. The ONLY 
PERFECT HAY PRESS MADE. Puts Te.H Tons of 
IIav in Car. 
Manufactured by D. W, SEELY. Albany. N. Y., for 
States east of Ohio, and by WHITMAN A&’L CO., St. 
Louis. Mo., for all the Western States and Territories. 
Address us above, for Circulars. 
Change of Mind. 
I declined to insi-rt your advertisement of Hop 
Bitters last year, because I.then thought they might 
not be promotive of the cause or Temperance, but 
find they are, and a very valuable medicine, myself 
and wife having been greatly benefited by them, and 
1 take great pleasure in making them known. 
Ukv. John Seaman, 
Editor Home Sentinel. Afton, N Y, 
Bay City, Mich., Feb. 3,1SS0. 
I think if iny duty to send you a recommend fur the 
benefit of any person wishing to know whether Hop 
Bitters are good or not. 1 know they are good for 
general debility and Indigestion; strengthen the 
nervous system and make new life. I recommend 
my patients to us»them. 
Dr. A. Pratt. Ado, 
A Light, Safe, Easy Riding, 
Two-wheeled Road Vehicle; 
Graceful in Proportion, 
Strong and Well Finished; 
THREE STYLES, 
Eire Sizes and Weights. 
A NOVELTY THAT SELLS AT SIGHT. BRADLEY & COMPANY, 
tJfScnd for Illustrated Circular and Price-List. 
SYRACUSE, N. Y. 
The CORNELL is the ^ 
only Sheller that uses 
spiral springs on the 
pressure bar. 
/r\ A PE R DAY. 
ITHACA., W. 
Cornell Sheller 
• AND 
I* Two Horse-Power. 
£|*5 This rig, with sacking elevator, makes 
the cheapest and best in the market. 
The Sheller can be used by hand or 
The pulley on Jack makes 
300 revolutions per minute. 
SfiSStlv!Mattel Ten different kinds of 
*Sh ELLERS, Light and 
Heavy HORSE- 
^POWERS, &c. 
CLARK’S IMPROVED ROOT CUTTER. 
PERFECTION OBTAINED 
Cutting Roots. 
This Cutter has received the First Premium at 
every Fair, and lias uu equal. Do 
not fail to examine it. 
Tlic Neatest. fklror.Mcst, Simplest, Cheapest, 
and must Perfect ltuot Cutter In rhe Market. 
This Cutter Is built with a heavy onk frame, well 
bolted together: 1* staunch and strong, neatly fin¬ 
ished, handsomely Striped and ornamented. The cut¬ 
ting apparatus consists Of Steel Knives, 
Monarch and Young America 
- CORN AND COB MILLS. 
Old, Ullli made with 
CAST €A8T-8TKi;ii {MURDERS. 
Warranted ovfwrlor to any In 
uio for *11 JiUrpojn Will grind 
taltor. ran c.tirr, and waur long¬ 
er. SatUfSctlcn guaranteed,. 
Also Corn 8heilor», Feed Cut¬ 
ter. Cider Mills. Send (or cir¬ 
cular. end prices. 
M*nur*otured hr 
WHITMAN aorioultOkal CO. 
ST. LOUIS. MO. 
Tables of Yield", Prtces, Profits, 
and General Statistic#. Address 
AMERICAN MAJfliF’G CO., 
APPLEJIXLY 
From SWEET CIDER without Sugar. EVAP¬ 
ORATES SORGHU M JUICE faster, aud with 
less fuel than any apparatus known. 
THOUSANDS IN USE. 
8end postal for — , - —— 
Desurlptlve Clrcu- V? 
Firs and Testlmo g 
nlaU. r B 
VERMONT FI 
FARM MACHINE 9] - ~ 
COMPANY, « 
Bellows Falls, Vt. - 
G ENESEE VALLEY FARMS FOR SALE.-Some 
of the finest residences in the Volley, near R. B 
Inquire soon of JOHN SHELDON, 
Fort Colima, Colorado. 
Large ohromo card*, no 2 alike, with name, I fie 
REPORT OF COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE 
ON SILOS AND ENSILAGE, FREE. 
Postage Three Cents. 
NEARLY 1,000 
KECOKDKD PUKE UK ED 
Percheron-N orman Horses 
Imported and Bred by 
M. W- DUNHAM, 
oaklawn farm, 
Wayne, Du Pago County, Illinois. 
So mile. wrHt of Chicago,on C. St N. W. U’y. 
JA 468 Of THE FINEST 
Imported from France by 
i ' ; -o him during the past 
..as 12 months, 
(259 Since July 1st,) 
PRESSES, GRATERS, ELEVATORS. Pumps 
Evapop.ators, itc ,&c. BF"Send for Catalogue "B.” 
BOOMElt dk HO*»UI!ERT Press t o.. 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
New York City Office. fi2 Vesey St 
“CYCLE” 
Ensilage and Feed Cutter, 
S.Vi 10 5175. 
Only w piir gear-wheels: easy to adjust; tun* smoothly; 
eitls rapidly and wifii snfeiv. Smaller Cutter*, $li)to$25. 
HORSE POWERS, $10 lev $ it). Om* and two-horse, 
ROLLERS-Field, Lawn A Road, tti low prices. 
Til listen led I'riee Li> ? - Many Aiplriilluiul Implements, 
THE NEW YORK PLOW C0„ 55 Beckman St., New York. 
lng loose or breaking. The roots are •neatly cut in 
pieces nullable for feeding. NocfWme ungainly pieces 
are left by tht* Cutter. A boy can easily cut 35 to 40 
bushels per hour, so easily does It do Its work. 
tar- Don’t fall to examine It. 
We are manufacturing three sizes, designated by 
numbers, 1,2 and 3. 
Nos. 1 and 2 designed for hand use. 
No. 3 Is the Power Cutter and will cut 100 bushels 
per hour. 
Price, No. 1. $12.00 
“ No. 2. 14.00 
•• No. 8. 22.00 
HIGGANUM MT’G 00EP0KATI0N 
Illffgunum, Ct., U. 8. A. 
Warehouse 3S So. Market St., Boston. Muss 
Heinz more than the combined iin- 
nortatioiiM of ntl other importers of all 
kind* of lirafl Horses from ICnropn for 
any prem ium year; and more than have 
ever been imported and bred by any 
other man or llrni during; their entire 
business eareer. 
tS^In tliewe statements grade horses 
are not ineluded to swell numbers or 
mislead. 
Como and sec for yourselves the greatest import¬ 
ing and breed in jf establishment in the world. 
Visitors always welcome*, whether they desire* to 
nurchasc or not. Carriage at denot. Telegraph at 
Wayne, with private Telephone connection with 
Oaklawn. 
Dated Sept. 1 , iSSz. Send for Catalogue * C.” 
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Prepared from 
fruits 
The Way of the World 
tropical 
and plants. 
Is the best and most ntrernble preparation 
in the world for constipation and the disorder# that 
attend It. 
Ladles and children, and those who dislike taking 
pIllB and nauseous medicines, are especially pleated 
with its agreeable qualities. 
TROPIC FRUIT LAXATIVE may be used in all 
ca'-cs that need (lie aid of a purgative, cathartic, or 
aperient medicine* and while It produces the same 
result as the agents named, It Is entirely free from 
the usual Objections common to them. Packed in 
bronzed tin boxes only. 
Price, 25 cts. Large Boxes, 50 cts. 
SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLA8S DRUGGISTS 
ft SUPERIORITY PROVED ®y 
THE SIMPLEST & BEST SEWING MACHINE IS THE ! 
■-LIGHT - RUNNING —* 
NEW HOME 
Perfect In every particular. 200,000 sold yearly. 
NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE CO., 
30 Union Square, N. Y. 
k Chicago, Jlis., Orange. Mass., or Atlanta, Ga. 
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THE 
BEST 
THE 
CHANDLER ^oTAYLOR Indianapolis 
STANDARD CIRCULAR, 
of 
PONY CIRCULAR AND 
^PORTABLE MULAY 
AW MILLS 
CIDER 
