SUPERIORITY PROVED 
CO., Patentees nnd MTra, Sandy Hook, Conn, 
320 
* 
MAY 6 
ijmuormts. 
Jones thinks a man is fortunate who has 
his will contested after his death only. He 
says his will has been contested ever since he 
married Mrs. Jones. 
A New York tourist who ate an alligator 
beefsteak in Florida didn’t get the taste out of 
his mouth until he had eaten half a peck of 
onions and four dozen herrings. 
A Chicago woman wrote to her friends in 
Boston that “she lived in Hide Park.” When 
they came out Jo visit her they found the art¬ 
less thing out at the Stock Yards. 
A stuttering coxcomb asked a barber’s 
boy, “ Did you ever shave a m-m monkey?”— 
“ No, sir,” replied the apprentice; “ but if you 
will please sit down, I’ll t-t-try.” 
Friend of the Family (to the hoy twin?) 
“ Pm afraid you little fellows don’t always 
agree. You fight each other sometimes, don’t 
you ?” Twins—“Yeth, thir, thumtimth.” F. 
of the F.—“Ah, 1 thought so. Well, who 
whips?” Twins—“Mamma whips.” 
The smartest things are often said by 
maniacs. A resident physician, who was 
making his rounds in a lunatic asylum, found 
an adult patient riding a hobby horse. “Riding 
your hobby, are you I" he said •—“No,” said 
the lunatic; “lam riding my hobby-horse.” 
“ What is the difference? ” said the doctor.— 
“There is a great difference,” replied the 
crazy man. “ Anyone who is riding a hobby¬ 
horse can stop when he chooses; but anyone 
who is riding a hobby can ’t.” 
THE SPARROWPATETICS. 
Mr. Oriole—“ Come along my dear, let us move somewhere else. It is utterly impossible 
for us to live here—much less keep up our music—with this rowdy immigrant population all 
around us.” 
Can’t Get It. 
Diabetes, Bright’s Disease, Kidney, Urin¬ 
ary or Liver Complaints cannot be contracted 
by you or your family if Hop Bitters are 
used, and if you already have any of these dis¬ 
eases Hop Bitters is the only medicine that 
will positively cure you. Don’t forget this, 
and don’t get some puffed up stuff that will 
only harm you. 
Answer This. 
Can you find a case of Bright’s. Disease of 
the Kidneys, Diabetes, Urinary or Liver 
Complaints that is curable, that Hop Bitters 
has not or cannot cure ? Ask your neighbors 
if they can.— Adv, 
HEADQUARTERS FOR 
JERSEY RED SWINE ! 
CH ESTER WHITES,POI.VND CHINA, 
BERKSHIRE?*, arid Simill Yorkshire*, 
all bred from the pliuicc-il Imported aud 
prixe-winungr strains* 
ALSO COTSWOLD AND SOUTHDOWN SHEEP, 
SCOTCH SHEPHERD DOGS* 
and FANCY POIII.TR V m variety. 
Send for Illustrated Descriptive Catalogue, and 
write for prices of what you desire to purchase. 
All stock warranted first-elaas, and entire satis¬ 
faction always guaranteed. Address 
W.ATLEE BURPEE &Cp. 
219 4 221 Clmreli Street, Philadelphia. 
NON-POISONOUS 
(Patented in U. 8., July 3. 1377) 
MORRIS LITTLE It SON, Proprietors und Manuf'rs. 
This favorite and popular Dip is the cheapest nnd 
very rest remedy of the day for Ai.t, Iksucct pests 
ami Sim Diseases of domestic animals; also for the 
sheep farmers scourge worms In the throat uf lambs, 
eallpd In some districts “ Lotnbrls." 
Send for Important IT. & testimonials to 
T. W- LA WFO U D* Geu'l Agent (ever since April, 
1879), 29B E. Chase Street, Baltimore, Md. 
(Be sure and mention this paper ] 
HILLandDRILL; 
PHOSPHATE 
SEND FOR PAMPHLET. 
; This is a true bone sitperphosphate, and 
may lie used an any crop, in the lull or drill 
I or broadcast,either with or icUhout manure, 
i and will nrounco a ranch earlier amt larger 
j 'j crop. In the lie port of the Mass- Inspector 
l i.f Fertilizers, its valuation is from 83 to ' 
I 810 per ton higher than other Phosphates I 
|i| which sell at the taniui price. The past 
year over 3000 tons worn sold against 100 
ill tuns three years ago, allowing that it Is 
Jl | liked hvilio farmers. It there Is no local 
!l"| , agent hear you, send to uk. 
Also for sole STOCKBRIDGE MANURES. 
OWKER FERTILIZER C 
k, BOSTON & NEW YORK , 
YrTnrnTrlf""" 
THE MAPES COMPLETE MANURES. 
PREPARED SPECIALLY FOR 
LOOK AT THE JAWS. 
So many Braces arc now made to imitate the out¬ 
side appearance of our Bauijeu Improved Patent 
Bit Brace, that people are liable to buy what they 
do not want if they arc not careful to look at the 
Jaws. Our latest improvements have made this 
Brace absolutely perfect, nnd all who use such tools 
ought to know about it. Hereafter, every Bit Brace 
found in any market, with jaws »* shown in the 
above cut, and bearing our name, will be made of roll¬ 
ed steel, highly polished, ami In nvilv Nickel-plated. 
The Head is of Ligntunvlue, and the Revolving Han¬ 
dle of Rosewood. Tiie Jaws are of forged and tam¬ 
pered steel, and will adapt themselves to any shape 
tool shank round, square, or llat. and hold it with¬ 
out any fitting. When made with a Ratchet Attach¬ 
ment it will Imre In places where there is not room 
lo revolve flic Sweep, a slight back and forth motion 
driving the bit in or out. We formerly used Iron 
Jaws, which wore out. All such we will now replace 
wiiii Steel, Bonding them by mail, prepaid, on receipt 
or!»cents. They are all one size, and will fit any 
Brace which wc over made. Our Braces arc for sale 
by nearly all Hardware Dealers. Those who do not 
have them in stock will furnish them if requested. 
Price, from $1.75 to each. Many Braces are 
sold for less money, but this is tfic only steel Brace 
in llie market, and one of them is worth six of any 
Other kind. We fully guarantee every Brace to be as 
herein stated. Save this notice, as it may not ap¬ 
pear again. 
Millers Falls Co., 
74 Chambers St, New York. 
Corn. Fodder Corn, Tobacco, Cabbage, Cauliflower, Buckwheat, 
Turnips, Hungarian Grass, Millet, Etc. 
BY 
THE MAPES FORMULA AND PERUVIAN GUANO 00., 
158 FRONT STREET, NEW YORK. 
Send postal for descriptive pamphlet. Every bag plainly branded and a tag 
attached, giving full analysis and direction for use, etc. 
For prices for single bag, see Rural New-Yorker, page 304, April 29th, 1882. 
APPLICATIONS MAY BE MADE TO HOED CROPS AT 
ANY HOEING OR CULTIVATION OF THE SOIL. 
SOLUBLE PACIFIC GUANO. 
EXCELS^R /croquet* 
1 AWM / “°s*if R ’ 
fjHnn /hand 
Mower£= 
FOR MOWERS 
2>'i to 40 Inch cut. 
HORSE,^^ \ ouu 
y/ ^SIDE-WHEEL 
MOWER 
i ' J 4 > -7* W It fa the best in the 
^ frflvajr market. 
All iyur Mowtrl KUftriDtKiL 
Bend far lUut-t rated Circular and Price-List 
CHAUB0RN <Se COLDWEUi WYO- CO,Newburgh,N.Y. 
I VERY ONE Who Owns a WAGON Wants 
.A EUREKA FOLDING 
|CANOPY TOP. Folds up 
Iliko an umbrella. Weighs 
JpsaJLJ I fltcss tlum l‘i lbs. Cnti be 
Ifltaken olT or put on lu 3 min 
■BrK.Lit.-s. Made in sizes to lit 
A <£piBifi<i 353 T/\ business wagons, pleasure 
A wagons aud buggies. Send 
T/kAJ/lT~l f‘ )r Illustrated circular anu 
' \\5 t CEt£wSu//lY7 price list,. Agents wanted 
v \J£~ VWKJ IY.evervwhere. State where you 
V/ \ ;_ d - y ni.'l .Hr 
MW BUCKEYE 
FORCE 
PUMP 
Work* easy, throws a 
constant stream. 
Has Porcelain Lined 
Cylinder. 
Is easily set. Is the 
Cheapest A Best Force 
Pomp In the world for 
Deep or Shallow Wells. 
Thousands In use In 
every part of the Unl« 
ted States. 
Never Freeses tn Win* 
ter. 
Send for Circular nnd 
Prices 
All Farmers wishing to make their business a success, should 
use this old and tried plant food. Its use pays better than 
any other investment, giving a direct return of many times 
its cost in the increase of yield. It is ricli in ammonia, bone 
phosphate of lime and potash, and is a complete manure, 
suitable for all crops. For sale by local agents. Pamphlets 
with testimonials, directions for use. and much valuable in¬ 
formation mailed free on application. 
GLIDDEN & CURTIS, 
GENERAL SELLING AGENTS, BOSTON, MASS. 
D. WoouriLW, Albany, N. Y„ Special Agent for New York. Spooner & Rae Managers, Erie Depot, Erie, Pa. 
Monarch and Young America 
CORN AND COB MILLS 
Only mills made with 
OMt Cut Steel (hinder* 
Warranted superior to 
any In use.for all purposes. 
Will grind faster, run 
easier and wear longer. 
Satisfaction guaranteed. 
Also, Corn Shelters. Feed 
Cutters, Cider Mills, &c. 
Bend for circulars and 
prices. 
Manufactured by 
WHITMAN AGRICULTURAL CO., 
8t. Loms, MO. - 
Platform and Three Spring 
WAGONS & BUGGIES. 
EVERY WAGON IS FULLY WARRANTED. 
These are the handsomest, lightest anil strongest 
wagons of their kind in the market. Every Farmer 
ana Dairyman should have one. Correspondence so¬ 
licited. Bend for Illustrated Catalogue. Address 
WATKUTOWN SPUING WAGON CO., 
Watertown, N. Y. 
WHOLESALE AGENCIES, 
Green & Llchteuberger, 24 & 29 North Clinton Street, 
Chicago, III. 
C. w. Shnuo. Minneapolis. Mlun. 
Dalton Bros., St. Louis, Mo. 
Trumbull, Reynolds & Allen, Kansas City, Mo. 
Deere A Co.. Council Bluffs, Iowa. 
AGENTS 
Can now grasp a fortune. Outfit 
worth $10 free. RIDEOUT & CO., 
10 Barclay St., New York. 
MAST, FOOS & CO., 
ANNUAL SALES OVER 50,000 TONS. 
To 
Springfield, Ohio. 
MOWERS ^ HAY RAKES 
If/--- BRADLEY & COMPANY 
i6*«f £D . 
SYRACUSE. 
AMBER CANE MANUAL. 
Sent free by 
GEO. L. SQUIER & BRO., Buffalo, N. Y. 
ThE SIMPLES! a ota I SEWING MACHINE IS THE 
*-—LIGHT— RUNNING—* 
HOME 
NEW 
Perfect In every particular. 200,000 eold yearly 
NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE CD., 
30 Union Square, N. Y. 
Chicago, Ills., Orange, Mass., or Atlanta, Oa. 
LITTLES CHEMICAL FLU ID 
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