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♦ 
“I go against my Will,” murmured the 
young wife sweetly, as she fondly leaned on 
her William’s arm as they wandered to the 
concert together. 
A coroner being spoken of as a brave man, 
a bystauder remarked that so far as he knew, 
“ a coroner is usually a coward—that he never 
dare sit on a man until he is dead.” 
“Could you lay your finger on the felon?’ 
asked a police inspector of one of his men.— 
“ Not very well, just now, sir, because 1 have 
a felon on my finger,” was the reply. 
“I understand that your courtship with 
Charley is at an end.”—“Yes,” said she, 
“ Charley pressed his suit until it became 
threadbare, and then I gave him the sack.” 
A little reading lesson for little children, 
—“ This is a picture of Freddy’s rabbits, but 
it is also a picture of a fox. The fox is very 
fat. Where are Freddy’s rabbits? Freddy’s 
rabbits are in the fox.” 
Heavy Thunder.— Stopping at a village 
inn, there came a thunder-storm, aad a vis¬ 
itor, surprised that a new country should 
have reached such perfection in meteorologic 
manufactures, said to a bystander, “Why, 
you have very heivy thunder here.”—“Ye-',” 
replied the man, “we do, considering the num¬ 
ber of inhabitants.” 
A city merchant who had foi merly been a 
resident of a country town, was in the habit 
of making habitual visits to his native place. 
On one of these occasions he missed a minis¬ 
ter who had preached there for many years, 
and on asking for him one of the deacons 
said, “You mean Mr. Chancel; yes, we sent 
him his resignation last Autumn. ” 
Scipio, N. Y,., Dec. 1, 1879. 
I am the pastor of the Baptist Church here, 
and an educated physician. I am not in 
practice, but am my sole family physician, 
and advise in many chronic cases. Over a 
year ago I recommended your Hop Bitters to 
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« Prepared fromM/M \j tropieal g 5- 
< fruits J \j J and plants. ^ ® 
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Is tlicbcNt and most n«reenl>le preparation 
iu the world for constipation and the disorders that 
attend It. 
Ladies and children, and those who dislike taking 
pills and nauseous mediel nes, are especially pleased 
with Its agreeable qualities. 
TROPIC-FRUIT LAXATIVE may be used in all 
cases that need the aid of a purgative, cathartic, or 
aperient medicine • and while it produces the same 
result as the agents named, It Is entirely free from 
the usual objections common to them. J'ucked in 
bronzed tin boxes only. 
Price, 25 cts. Large Boxes, 50 cts. 
SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS. 
A FISHY STREAM, 
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Piscator (who has firmly hooked a fine root).—“ Now, Boy 1 Gently does it! We’ll have 
him out if I stay here a week.” Boy,— “Ah I he’ll be a prize, Sir. There’s hony bin one 
Fish caught in this ’ere stream fur foive year, and h’s stuffed as a curiosity.—Fun. 
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ANNUAL SALES OVER 50,000 TONS 
All Farmers wishing to make their business a success, should 
use this old and tried plant food. Its use pays better than 
any other investment, giving a direct return of many times 
its cost in the increase of yield. It is rich iu ammonia, bone 
phosphate of lime and potash, and is a complete manure, 
suitable for all crops. For sale by local agents. Pamphlets 
w ith testimonials, directions for use, and much valuable in¬ 
formation mailed free on application. 
GLIDDEN & CURTIS 
GENERAL SELLING AGENTS, BOSTON, MASS, 
a. D. Woodruff, Auburn, N. Y., Special Agent for New Y’ork. Spoon kii & Kae, Managers, Erie Depot, Erie, Pt 
ENSILAGE 
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Send for Illustrated circulars and testimonials to 
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Mention the Kurul New-Yorker. 
From SWEET CIDER without Sugar. EVAP¬ 
ORATES 80 RGHUM JUICE faster, and with 
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THOUSANDS JN USE. 
Send postal for L - 
lar^aud TeaUtno- 
Bellows Falls, Vt. 
fi ■ 
pigStt 
my invalid wife, who had been under medi¬ 
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several years. She ha9 become thoroughly 
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their use. We both recommend them to our 
friends, many of whom have also been cured 
of their various ailments by them. 
REV. E, R. WARREN. 
A World of Good. 
One of the most popular medicines now be¬ 
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see it every where. People take it with good 
effect. It builds them up. It is not as pleas¬ 
ant to the taste as some other Bitters, as it is 
not a whiskey drink. It is more like the old- 
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of good. If you don’t feel just right, try 
Hop Bitters —Nunda News. — Adv. 
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The only drill in the market upon which the operator can ride and see his work, and at the 
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the Manufacturers. 
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THE HElTSTOITEi—in iwiirrmw 
OVER 300,000 IN ACTUAL USE. 
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ff MvIIOIh AGENTS WANTED. MSB 
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KEYSTONE WRINCERS AT LOWEsfwHOLESALE PRICES. 
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CIDER 
PRE«SRS, GRATERS, ELEVATORS Pumps 
Evaporators, ve ,& c . U37~Send for Catalogue ‘‘fi.’’ 
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THE MASSILLON PONY MIL1 
STRICTLY TORT ABLE, 
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Can now grasp a fortune. Outfit 
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$5to20 
Address F. O. VICKERY. Augusta. Me 
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WITH OR WITHOUT 
ZER. 
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It Is what every boy wants, and 
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MKT’***- - 
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Treatise on improved methods 
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WITH THE 
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Just the thing. 
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I'Hii.AOBLrBii, Px. 
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Prices as low as any first- 
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prices. 
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Creencastle, Pa. 
26 III 
Year 
CRAIN & FERTILIZER DRILLS. 
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tSf~ Descriptive Circulars sent on application. 
FARM IMPLEMENTS & SEEDS. 
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S. L. CALDWELL, D.D., President, 
